Embargo on Nintendo Switch console/games previews lift on February 23th / March 1st

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I hated it back then (Skyward Sword). I wanted to kill that tutorial companion almost every second I played the game. It was really tutorial and handholding: the game. And outside the hub it was so generic and never rewarded exploration. I was flabbergasted by the glowing reviews.

Fi pops up too often, but I feel like I would have to have absolutely zero patience to react to her like some people do lol

And the handholding is exaggerated. Greatly. People act like she told you everything to do. She did on occasion, which was annoying-- but again, greatly overexaggerated.

Generic? Don't see how. The game's art direction, designs, dungeons, environments were gorgeous and detailed. Didn't reward exploration? Simply not true. But I guess I can play fair and give you your other complaints as I can see how that stuff could be completely subjective, but it absolutely rewarded exploration. The environments were very dense and filled with things to find.
 
Skyward Sword was a weird case. Some of its moments were legitimately amazing, right up there with the best of the series in general. Some of it made me slam my head into my desk.

They tried a lot of things and it ended up a weirdly inconsistent experience, but overall I'll always respect the effort.
 
Not sure which of the million Switch threads to ask this in, so I'll try here:

Do we know if you can take your Switch and dock it in any dock, or does it pair with the dock it comes with? i.e. I bring my Switch, without the dock, to a friend's house... can I use the dock he has or does something prevent that?
 
So there is no fucking way on earth I am walking into a Gamestop on Thur night w/o a pre-order and getting a Switch right?
 
Not sure which of the million Switch threads to ask this in, so I'll try here:

Do we know if you can take your Switch and dock it in any dock, or does it pair with the dock it comes with? i.e. I bring my Switch, without the dock, to a friend's house... can I use the dock he has or does something prevent that?
Any dock works
 
So there is no fucking way on earth I am walking into a Gamestop on Thur night w/o a pre-order and getting a Switch right?

Better visit a couple days before and ask if they're gonna have enough stock for midnight walk-ins? I'd say it depends on the store.
 
We won't even be able to hear the Zelda Cycle over the howls of rage when Breath of the Wild metacritics below Horizon Zero Dawn.

"Worst Reviewed Mainline Zelda, Ever" doesn't really seem too likely.

Okay, not quite. There's always Spirit Tracks.

There's been a downward trend in how high GOTY-candidate games get reviewed, but 88 or below would be kind of shocking, even given Nintendo's propensity to fuck things when they aim out of their comfort zone.

Zelda as *the* Switch launch title will get it reviews from a lot of establishments that don't review all that many games, and those places tend to use simple 4-or-5-star review metrics. That applies a bit more of a review pressure via 100 scores.
 
So there is no fucking way on earth I am walking into a Gamestop on Thur night w/o a pre-order and getting a Switch right?

I'm going to try. My local GS told me they might have some extras.

NOTE: I only want to get it from GS, because I have like $361 in GS credit.
 
one thing that im still unsure about but not really is that if I just have the switch in handheld mode with the joy-cons attached and all, does that mean all I need is a USBC charger to charge the switch and the joy-cons at the same time without the dock?
So I could keep it in handheld mode for like months without a dock?

This might be a stupid question but I just need a little confirmation
 
"Worst Reviewed Mainline Zelda, Ever" doesn't really seem too likely.

Okay, not quite. There's always Spirit Tracks.

There's been a downward trend in how high GOTY-candidate games get reviewed, but 88 or below would be kind of shocking, even given Nintendo's propensity to fuck things when they aim out of their comfort zone.

I dunno man. We've definitely come a long way since reviewers were giving Arkham City a 6/5 and shit like that. I think a lot of reviewers are gonna come up with reasons to give this game an 8/10. Seems like hype has already given way to a certain skepticism on GAF and other gaming sites, and lots of reviewers are gonna want to look tough and skeptical, and absolutely everyone is gonna be mentally comparing Breath to Horizon and other great open world games.

Locking in my prediction: 83 Metacritic
 
What if, by chance, the reviews start saying this is the best Zelda since Ocarina? Then what happens gaf?

Moneyhats, fanboyism, things like this. It starts with "well early impressions are always positive, can't trust 'em" then when the reviews are good "well they were paid or are just Zelda fanboys, Skyward Sword got good reviews too and just look at THAT piece of shit"
 
What if, by chance, the reviews start saying this is the best Zelda since Ocarina? Then what happens gaf?

People say that for all of the Zelda games, though. OOT is the "consensus" 3D Zelda, that most people like. Since every other 3D Zelda is more divisive than OOT, then there will be always be a spread where people say "Best since OOT!", some because they genuinely haven't liked the ones since then, and some because of recency bias/new-car smell.
 
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one thing that im still unsure about but not really is that if I just have the switch in handheld mode with the joy-cons attached and all, does that mean all I need is a USBC charger to charge the switch and the joy-cons at the same time without the dock?
So I could keep it in handheld mode for like months without a dock?

This might be a stupid question but I just need a little confirmation

I think we'll be waiting a bit for the answer there. Logic would seem to suggest that the Joy Con would charge while the system is charging (if attached). However, that's a weird little detail that I don't see Nintendo making a point of explaining explicitly.

If you can't charge the Joy Con outside of using a 39W charger (like the official AC adapter), people would probably riot.
 
Little Mons†er;230675088 said:
one thing that im still unsure about but not really is that if I just have the switch in handheld mode with the joy-cons attached and all, does that mean all I need is a USBC charger to charge the switch and the joy-cons at the same time without the dock?
So I could keep it in handheld mode for like months without a dock?

This might be a stupid question but I just need a little confirmation


From what I understand, absolutely.
 
What is the point of other unboxing videos when unboxing was leaked over the weekend. I appreciate the effort but not much you can honestly do with these videos that will be any different from what we already saw, at least they got the amiibos!

getting antsy at this point, need to fast forward 2 weeks.

Edit: GameXplain should have gone all the way into parody and actually did a spoof analysis unboxing video. At least it would have been something diff.
 
What is the point of other unboxing videos when unboxing was leaked over the weekend. I appreciate the effort but not much you can honestly do with these videos that will be any different from what we already saw....

getting antsy at this point, need to fast forward 2 weeks.

It's for views.
 
I don't like any 3D Zelda game tbh, so I don't know why I'm so hyped for this. Maybe the fact that it's on a portable (only managed to finish OOT and MM because they were on 3DS - couldn't commit to them on a console), and the fact that maybe they shaked the formula enough for me to like a 3D Zelda with no reservations for a change.

I'm gonna be so hyped when a 2D Zelda arrives for the Switch. It better happen.
 
What is the point of other unboxing videos when unboxing was leaked over the weekend. I appreciate the effort but not much you can honestly do with these videos that will be any different from what we already saw....

getting antsy at this point, need to fast forward 2 weeks.

Why would you even watch someone unbox a console is already the first question to ask.
 
What is the point of other unboxing videos when unboxing was leaked over the weekend. I appreciate the effort but not much you can honestly do with these videos that will be any different from what we already saw....

getting antsy at this point, need to fast forward 2 weeks.

I agree wholeheartedly! Once one outlet (or a random Gaffer) covers something, it should be completely off limits for everyone else. That coverage will get posted to the internet homepage that everyone sees upon connecting "to the net".
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I've been on the fence about possibly cancelling my preorder, but I think I waited too long and drifted into the event horizon. Think I'm doomed to spiral into the black hole of hype now
 
What is the point of other unboxing videos when unboxing was leaked over the weekend. I appreciate the effort but not much you can honestly do with these videos that will be any different from what we already saw....

getting antsy at this point, need to fast forward 2 weeks.
I'm guessing people want to see how it looks actually opened up for the first time. That hiphop guy opened it, took it out to show off, and then re boxed it prior to making that unboxing video.
 
I'm guessing people want to see how it looks actually opened up for the first time. That hiphop guy opened it, took it out to show off, and then re boxed it prior to making that unboxing video.

It looks like the console we saw in the trailer. Breaking news. Stop the presses. It was really worth making a video.

Joking ofc, but I really don't get these youtube trends, and this one is amongst the weirdest
 
For me the bar is that I hope it's as good as:
Ocarina of Time, Link to the Past, Link's Awakening, Twilight Princess, Skyward Sword, Link Between Worlds

...but much better than:
Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks

Of course, my deepest hope is that it's absolutely the best Zelda, and I think it could be, but I should also keep my expectations in check.
 
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