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[Disxo]

Gay spiderman would be awesome.

 

[Zero²]

Neither. I use a hair removal cream but avoid putting it directly on my balls because I don't want to mess up my future kids

Humm so how do you shave your balls, or are they naturally smooth?
And yeah shaving down there is a bitch but really worth it.

 

[Jobbs]

Ball hair removal is one of the greatest struggles there is. Worse than anything women go through! I just know it!

 

[Xiao Hu]

Humm so how do you shave your balls, or are they naturally smooth?
And yeah shaving down there is a bitch but really worth it.

I use tweezers. It's not the fastest method but I don't want to cut my ballsack. Plus after a shower or bath it is easier to remove them anyway.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I use tweezers. It's not the fastest method but I don't want to cut my ballsack. Plus after a shower or bath it is easier to remove them anyway.

My nutsack just recoiled in horror.

 

[Disxo]

Why shave your balls? Thats pretty weird.

 

[Jobbs]

Why shave your balls? Thats pretty weird.

Well everyone should do whatever makes them comfortable, but speaking for myself I don't like how the hair looks. It's a vestigial feature that in 2016 has no application. Nuke it from orbit.

 

[Chuckie]

My nutsack just recoiled in horror.

Mine too :/

 

[Xiao Hu]

Why shave your balls? Thats pretty weird.

Have you ever had a hairy ball sack in your mouth? Besides it feels good for me

 

[FloatOn]

Well everyone should do whatever makes them comfortable, but speaking for myself I don't like how the hair looks. It's a vestigial feature that in 2016 has no application. Nuke it from orbit.

you wouldn't feel this way if you lived in Alaska

cold balls are the worst!

 

[Misha]

you wouldn't feel this way if you lived in Alaska

cold balls are the worst!

...you have enough hair on your balls that it makes a difference?

 

[Xiao Hu]

...you have enough hair on your balls that it makes a difference?

Where do you think all that hair from his head migrated to?

 

[Disxo]

Huh, a ballsack outside of the body is because spermatozoa cant handle the high temperatures of the body. So, if you shave, perhaps you have a better quality sperm?

 

[Fluvian]

Why shave your balls? Thats pretty weird.

A myriad of reasons one jerking off feels new and exciting again, it's weird it's like I'm 12 and doing it for the first time again. Secondly if you have a habit of getting your dick sucked like I do, it's just nice for the other person if they don't get hair stuck between their teeth.

 

[FloatOn]

...you have enough hair on your balls that it makes a difference?

I think most people have enough body hair for the purposes of staying warm if need be. It's a feature of our evolutionary development.

Where do you think all that hair from his head migrated to?

hey! I have a beard on my face as well!

 

[trab pu kcip]

There are epilatory creams for sensitive skins that could be used down there, although labeling actually discourages this. You absolutely want to test it on a small area prior proper usage and set an alarm no matter your skin, though. Just keeping it for two minutes over the time limit will result in hours of pain and misery.

A friend told me.

I have used creams like this on my arms and legs before but I'd be way too worried to accidentally get some into my vajayjay

Ball hair removal is one of the greatest struggles there is. Worse than anything women go through! I just know it!

you don't know the positions one has to get ino in order to really shave a pussy

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Nah, not a fan of long distance relationships.
But if it happens I will seriously consider it.

Long distances relationships rarely work so I would never have actual feelings for someone here

PM nudes, in both cases.

Well I normally have it really easy to get along with people over the internet, but I guess that without actually meeting it's all too smoke and mirrors for anything more than friendship actually existing. That and I'm already dating ofc.

Try to get skype deets.

If I found out I'd be kinda embarrassed and if I'm not into them I'd try to let them down nicely that's already happened a few times on another site. It can get awkward.

If I'd develop a legit crush I'd ignore it because I am happily married. If someone developed a crush on me, I'd tell her I am very flattered but that I cannot reciprocate the feelings because I am happily married.

This hasn't happened yet though and I doubt it ever will

Well I guess that basically covers the answers I was expecting. Fair enough.

Oh and btw I'm going to assume anyone who hasn't answered isn't answering because they do in fact have a crush on me and didn't want to give it away. Take that, suckers c:<

 

[Jobbs]

you don't know the positions one has to get ino in order to really shave a pussy

This response seems custom designed to make me post this gif

and yes, getting cream in there is a big no no!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Huh, a ballsack outside of the body is because spermatozoa cant handle the high temperatures of the body. So, if you shave, perhaps you have a better quality sperm?

 

[Xiao Hu]

I have used creams like this on my arms and legs before but I'd be way too worried to accidentally get some into my vajayjay

Tou have to be very careful with that stuff! The first time I used it I burned a good chunk of my skin and fingernails because I didn't use any gloves and kept that stuff to long on my hands. It would make your pleasure cave uninhabitable.

 

[FloatOn]

"pleasure cave"

 

[You Know Nothing]

"pleasure cave"

Deadass, what I was about to post.

 

[Xiao Hu]

I desperately needed a euphemism for pussy >.>

#don'tjudge

 

[Chuckie]

Tou have to be very careful with that stuff! The first time I used it I burned a good chunk of my skin and fingernails because I didn't use any gloves and kept that stuff to long on my hands. It would make your pleasure cave uninhabitable.

Lol. Ffs haha.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Not gonna lie

I kind of hate every term for vagina that seems to exist

 

[Jobbs]

I desperately needed a euphemism for pussy >.>

#don'tjudge

I got you

Also :: shudder :: I think I pretty much just say vagina or pussy... These others are too gross or too childish

 

[Misha]

I think most people have enough body hair for the purposes of staying warm if need be. It's a feature of our evolutionary development.

I think I'm going to stick to girls

 

[You Know Nothing]

My new euphemism for cock will be "pleasure rod"

 

[FloatOn]

I feel the sudden urge to go spelunking

me rn

 

[EatChildren]

pleasure cave uninhabitable

 

[Vazra]

 

[Disxo]

Measuring stick
Tactical nuke

 

[Xiao Hu]

I got you

Also :: shudder :: I think I pretty much just say vagina or pussy... These others are too gross or too childish

'man in the boat' lol

 

[You Know Nothing]

About me.

 

[Jobbs]

'man in the boat' lol

"dick dungeon" made me laugh

 

[trab pu kcip]

Tou have to be very careful with that stuff! The first time I used it I burned a good chunk of my skin and fingernails because I didn't use any gloves and kept that stuff to long on my hands. It would make your pleasure cave uninhabitable.

lol wtf. this never happened to me. how do you even manage that. just wash your hands after you're done spreading that shit


edit: my fav is "bikini bizkit"

 

[Chuckie]

Not gonna lie

I kind of hate every term for vagina that seems to exist

There are a lot of bad ones indeed. Especially in Dutch tbh

"Ontplofte mol" (exploded mole)
"Broodje rosbief" (roast beef sandwich)

 

[Jobbs]

lol wtf. this never happened to me. how do you even manage that. just wash your hands after you're done spreading that shit


edit: my fav is "bikini bizkit"

shave your fruit cup!!

 

[trab pu kcip]

There are a lot of bad ones indeed. Especially in Dutch tbh

"Ontplofte mol" (exploded mole)
"Broodje rosbief" (roast beef sandwich)

ewww

 

[Misha]

This is no cave

 

[Xiao Hu]

"dick dungeon" made me laugh

Omg. This is GOLD!

I need to find a nerdy girl and get all hot and sexy just to drop 'let me explore your dick dungeon'

 

[You Know Nothing]

"dick dungeon" made me laugh

Not the only part of the body that can be that. ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

This is no cave

It's a space station?

 

[Misha]

It's a space station?

 

[Funky Papa]

I use tweezers. It's not the fastest method but I don't want to cut my ballsack. Plus after a shower or bath it is easier to remove them anyway.

you don't know the positions one has to get ino in order to really shave a pussy

At least you don't have bumpy, soft lumps of flesh casually hanging there. The mons pubis is proof of intelligent design in comparison.

I mean, we need tutorials and shit.

I desperately needed a euphemism for pussy >.>

#don'tjudge

My favourite one is "gash". Actually, that's the one I hate the most. It makes me dry heave.

 

[Chuckie]

ewww

druipgrot (cave formed by dripping water)
shoarmaslagerij (shawarma butchery)
slijmvijver (slime pond)
zure sloot (sour ditch)



I am grossing myself out now.

 

[Jobbs]

Not the only part of the body that can be that. ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

Spoiler

Also WATF at missing the easy ESB reference :O

Omg. This is GOLD!

I need to find a nerdy girl and get all hot and sexy just to drop 'let me explore your dick dungeon'

I don't think I've ever used a term other than pussy with a girl

 

[FloatOn]

y'all are slaying me!

stahp

 

[You Know Nothing]

Feeling queasy and not just from the talk of pleasure caves and dick dungeons.

Which one of y'all poisoned me?

My favourite one is "gash". Actually, that's the one I hate the most. It makes me dry heave.

Slit is p bad too.

 

[Misha]

I just realized I made an unintentional joke on top of the reference

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

AND ALL THESE LIT UP BILLBOARDS
AND BRIGHT CITY LIGHTS
CAN'T KEEP ALL THE STARS FROM COMING OUT TONIGHT
YEAH THE SUN WILL FUCKING RISE
AND LIGHT THIS COLD DEAD CITY
IT'S ALL GONNA BURN
BUT WE ARE STILL ALIVE