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[Funky Papa]

So this conversation took me thrugh the rabbit hole and I just discovered that there are SUPER GRAPHIC videos of male waxing on YouTube. Which are scaring the shit out of me, although there's this chill, old British gentleman going by the name of Jack Dunn who makes it look like a totally pleasant procedure instead of some middle ages stuff.

Pucker factor is over 9000.

Edit: TOP PAGE SHAME

 

[Jobbs]

So this conversation took me thrugh the rabbit hole and I just discovered that there are SUPER GRAPHIC videos of male waxing on YouTube.

You can show body parts on youtube if it's instructional. There are tons of breastfeeding videos and in certain cases it's clearly people taking advantage of the rules to attempt to titillate

And yeah I was surfing breastfeeding videos a while ago.. hahah...

 

[FloatOn]

breastfeeding creeps me out

I know it's immature

 

[Funky Papa]

I have now seen more tortured assholes than a German dominatrix.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Lot of penis pump demonstrations on Youtube too... or so I've heard.

 

[Jobbs]

One of you look up asshole bleaching on youtube

breastfeeding creeps me out

I know it's immature

It doesn't gross me out. In the case of a woman I thought looked attractive, it mainly just made me angry at the baby

 

[You Know Nothing]

Can confirm there are a lot of anal bleaching videos on Youtube.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

There was a video someone made for an Ergs song that had legit porn in it. It was all distorted so it took me a while to realise, but it was definitely two people fucking.

It's gone now, shockingly

 

[Disxo]

Breastfeeding is very natural and healthy, but is still kinda creepy yeah.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Bjork's video for Pagan Poetry does distorted fucking pretty well.

And that final string flick. LEWD.

 

[FloatOn]

Breastfeeding is very natural and healthy, but is still kinda creepy yeah.

like it's fine when thinking about other people doing it.

I just don't like thinking about the fact that at one point in my life I was in that close proximity to my mother's boobs.

 

[EatChildren]

Bjork's video for Pagan Poetry does distorted fucking pretty well.

And that final string flick. LEWD.

Such a goddamn good song and filmclip.

 

[Jobbs]

I like women's necks and collarbone area a lot and I posit it's because I spent so much time as a child clinging to my mom staring at that area

 

[Funky Papa]

Lot of penis pump demonstrations on Youtube too... or so I've heard.

And now I'm saddened Ceallach got herself banned. This topic of conversation would make her chuckle.

One of you look up asshole bleaching on youtube

I know this is a topic that tends to bring the lulz, but people should avoid that kind of treatment due to the less than scientifically measured concentration of hydroquinone -which is the main bleaching agent- in those creams. There's no bigger shame than getting sick and the doctors discovering that you got poisoned through your asshole.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Such a goddamn good song and filmclip.

Deadass her best song tbh.

 

[FloatOn]

I like women's necks and collarbone area a lot and I posit it's because I spent so much time as a child clinging to my mom staring at that area

Freud would have a field day with you.

 

[Disxo]

like it's fine when thinking about other people doing it.

I just don't like thinking about the fact that at one point in my life I was in that close proximity to my mother's boobs.

Should we tell him how kids are made?

 

[Funky Papa]

Deadass her best song tbh.

It's not All is Full of Love, but that's okay.

 

[Vazra]

y'all are slaying me!

stahp

Wait for the slayage when I get there buddy.

 

[Jobbs]

Freud would have a field day with you.

why? what's wrong with that. seems logical

 

[FloatOn]

Should we tell him how kids are made?

watching child birth videos is also pretty gross tbh

don't understand people who get emotional about it

if/when I have kids I will steer clear of any angle that isn't me at the head of the bed

why? what's wrong with that. seems logical

didn't say there was anything wrong with it. Freud was big on deconstructing mommy fetishes which it sounds like you kind of have.

 

[Disxo]

Freud mommy fetishes are so true they are disgusting >.>

 

[trab pu kcip]

watching a child birth vid with full focus on the pussy was like the worst thing ever. it makes you wonder if the uterus is actually the gate to hell

 

[EatChildren]

watching a child birth vid with full focus on the pussy was like the worst thing ever. it makes you wonder if the uterus is actually the gate to hell

are babies born into hell or is hell spitting them back out

 

[Jobbs]

didn't say there was anything wrong with it. Freud was big on deconstructing mommy fetishes which it sounds like you kind of have.

No. There are many reasons we are who and what we are. All aspects of our early development are influential on us, to chalk it up to "mommy fetish" is reductionist and silly.

I don't have a mommy fetish, if anything my current relationship dynamic is the reverse of that.

 

[fengshuifever]

Yeah, those faults are still going to be there whether they're exposed tomorrow or next year. I guess you might be more ready for and accepting of them if you've been together longer, but then it also might feel like more of a betrayal if it comes out late. It's a lot to think about!

My opinion, there's only one way to find out! ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

haha you are ABSOLUTELY correct.
We talked about it again tonight and I think we might just deep dive in to see how it goes haha

As Shaq once said, "we be genies".

"WE BE MAKIN VIDEO GAMES" - fengshuifever

 

[You Know Nothing]

It's not All is Full of Love, but that's okay.

Honestly, Homogenic and Vespertine are both still top tier GOAT albums. The one-two punch.

 

[Vazra]

watching child birth videos is also pretty gross tbh

don't understand people who get emotional about it

if/when I have kids I will steer clear of any angle that isn't me at the head of the bed



didn't say there was anything wrong with it. Freud was big on deconstructing mommy fetishes which it sounds like you kind of have.

What are your thoughts on birth in reverse?

 

[trab pu kcip]

are babies born into hell or is hell spitting them back out

this is hell. we're born into hell

 

[You Know Nothing]

What are your thoughts on birth in reverse?

Great St. Vincent song.

 

[Vazra]

Great St. Vincent song.

Great album too. When was the last time you gave birth in reverse?

Spoiler

Fucked in case someone didn't get the term tbh

 

[Funky Papa]

Great St. Vincent song.

This St. Vincent lady sounds like Feist on poppers.

 

[Mistel]

Freud would have a field day with you.

Shouldn't that be Oedipus?

 

[Jobbs]

Man, John McLaughlin died. When I was very small I used to sit with my grampa watching The McLaughlin Group. He called it "Friday Night Fights" :3

 

[EatChildren]

this is hell. we're born into hell

Life truly is the cutest suffering.

 

[Vazra]

This St. Vincent lady sounds like Feist on poppers.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Great album too. When was the last time you gave birth in reverse?

Spoiler

Fucked in case someone didn't get the term tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO4rPGFYBDk

This St. Vincent lady sounds like Feist on poppers.

Is.. is that good or?

Get into The Strangers

 

[Vazra]

trab will you buy? lol

 

[Misha]

Shouldn't that be Oedipus?

Freud is the psychologist who coined the term Oedipus complex

 

[trab pu kcip]

trab will you buy? lol

what's that?

 

[Zero²]

I use tweezers. It's not the fastest method but I don't want to cut my ballsack. Plus after a shower or bath it is easier to remove them anyway.

Hummm interesting, but dunno I can deal with the pain that much. And yeah shaving is out of the question

 

[Vazra]

what's that?

Visual novel on Steam about cat presidents.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Visual novel on Steam about cat presidents.

haha I could see myself buying that tbh


forget I had to pay some bills and just realized how broke I am tho

 

[trab pu kcip]

I also still really wanna play Hatoful Boyfriend btw

 

[Jobbs]

I don't own any visual novels! :O

 

[Misha]

I don't own any visual novels! :O

I was going to recommend steins;gate since it's one of the best but it has a time travel plot so...

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Christ on a bike I'm tired

Summerslam wasn't worth it :c

I don't own any visual novels! :O

PHOENIX WRIGHT AND THE ZERO ESCAPE SERIES.

NOW.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I don't own any visual novels! :O

HATOFUL BOYFRIEND

 

[Disxo]

Oreimo

 

[Xiao Hu]

I don't own any visual novels! :O

Persona 3/4 are the only vn you need.
_____

Damn, Sea of Thieves looks really neat. Shame though that neither Sony nor Nintendo (especially them) don't have anything similar on their own. It looks like a game that could totally fit Nintendo's portfolio, but then again it's the same company that tried to sell me a 3rd rehash of a Star Fox game...

Holly, if you read this:

Spoiler

Current Nintendo suuuuuuxxxxx!