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Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
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RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
the pill is 99% effective
my gf and I don't have any diseases to give eachother
it's all good
is this the one where she ate shit?
my gf and I don't have any diseases to give eachother
it's all good
is this the one where she ate shit?
Sounds expensive and prone to failure.
I don't want my dick covering to be made of a material that they use in a future space elevator. My dick ain't that enormous.
Never had sex toys so cant say really but hope you enjoy dude.
I've always felt that men's sex toys were more undignified than condoms, not that I'm judging, I'm just pressured by toxic masculinity.
We should meet somewhere in the middle and do some other kind of metamaterial like something that absorbs electromagnetic waves for no other reason than to be have my condom able to get wifi.
We should meet somewhere in the middle and do some other kind of metamaterial like something that absorbs electromagnetic waves for no other reason than to be have my condom able to get wifi.
small, you say?
seriously though I've always been curious what those feel like, tbh
I think we've covered this before but I've frequently observed how male sex toys tend to range from gross to absolutely horrifying (disembodied vaginas/assholes, etc) women have cuter options
seriously though I've always been curious what those feel like, tbh
I think we've covered this before but I've frequently observed how male sex toys tend to range from gross to absolutely horrifying (disembodied vaginas/assholes, etc) women have cuter options
fengshuifever
Member
also I really really need a new gagging gif at this point
I heard about this on the bombcast and swore it was a gag.
why
So you can take your whopper on the go and projectile vomit on demand.
small, you say?
seriously though I've always been curious what those feel like, tbh
I legit thought he said small flashlight and was super fucking confused.
small, you say?
seriously though I've always been curious what those feel like, tbh
The small one was half the price of the regular sized.
fengshuifever
Member
Correct!
Burger King : Mission Accomplished!
Edit : Damnit Vaz, now I'm watching the towel scene from New Girl again. It's so fucking good.
I don't know what Vaz told you, but looking at his dick does not grant you entry to that club.
Nothing kills the flow of sex for me quicker than fumbling around with a condom.
Tastes like someone took 3 old whoppers and put them in an anemic blender, squirted some extra ketchup into the bits, and poured them onto a left over breakfast burrito tortilla. Then they wrapped it up, wiped their bum with it, and gave it to you with a note that says "here you go you fucking piece of garbage I hope you choke and die"
hahahah that's some macguyver shit....
no chance of me ever going to all that trouble, even if I was single I'd just beat off in the shower as per
Well that's just... depressing.
Yeah, that's just a further level of desperation, honestly.
Baroquemantic
Member
Lol. That's just sad.
Well that's just... depressing.
Well that's just... depressing.
If you fly to Florida when Im there I'm free but that might be another kind of depressing
Depresing?
Think a gaffer mentioned he fucked a melon, maybe he is here?
I believe there was a gaffer that fucked a banana. I think it was YKN or he saw a tutorial on how to do it with a banana.
If you fly to Florida when Im there I'm free but that might be another kind of depressing
I'm always going to Florida for work, I'll let yinz know where I'm going to land and we can meet up.
I will absolutely get blitzed with you. No taking advantage of me tho, I'm a man who loves women things sir.
That won't stop him. Just wait. In a week, we'll be hearing about Vaz's vagina construction surgery.
That won't stop him. Just wait. In a week, we'll be hearing about Vaz's vagina construction surgery.
Is he going to make it out of a melon or a banana?
Baroquemantic
Member
How is it even possible to fuck a banana?
That won't stop him. Just wait. In a week, we'll be hearing about Vaz's vagina construction surgery.
I love my penis so no. But Im told my oral skills are out of this world tho.
You dont fuck a banana, the banana fucks you
Baroquemantic
Member
Wow, that seems so obvious in hindsight. Haha.
I'm sure I could figure it out.
You peel a bit of the banana and carve out the insides til the point your dick can go all in. Peel more of the banana if you need more space and then put tape around it and fuck it. I forgot who linked me the video lol.
Baroquemantic
Member
Josh with a J
Member
Jesus Christ what have I been apart of lol
friskykillface
Banned
I'd just pay for an escort rather than use a fleshlight, but be sure to wrap it up before that.
Dunno whether I should start DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM tonight or tomorrow 🤔
Dunno whether I should start DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM tonight or tomorrow 🤔
How much money are we talking about?
Screenshot it, print it out and stick my dick through it?
Nah, I'm good.
How many times have you paid for sex?
Baroquemantic
Member
Print it, rub olive oil on the page, roll it on your penis and jerk off.
.............WHY?
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
small, you say?
seriously though I've always been curious what those feel like, tbh
I think we've covered this before but I've frequently observed how male sex toys tend to range from gross to absolutely horrifying (disembodied vaginas/assholes, etc) women have cuter options
Emma Roberts is such a fucking good actress.
I am not getting tagged 'tube fucker'.
Josh with a J
Member
When your bar tab should be $75 but is $11 🤔
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