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[Chuckie]

And no I'm not sending lewd messages!

Awwwwwww

 

[jb1234]

And no I'm not sending lewd messages!

 

[Funky Papa]

Give me some private messages no pms.

Also holy hell I can't wait for myone's new line of condoms to release already. It's fucking shameful what the FDA has done regarding condom width up until now in the states.

I'm starting to think that I am the gold standard for normal condom measuring in the Western hemisphere, because I have never run into any issues, other than condoms being terrible killjoys as per usual. All this talk about condoms not fitting right is alien to me. The only time I've experienced real problems was with a Japanese brand that was giving them away at a trade event (srsly). Not to sound like a braggart or something worse, but those felt like a goddamned tourniquet and trashed them right away.

I'm a tested man in a monogamous relationship now, but back in the day I was 100% a Skyn man.

 

[liliththepale]

Awwwwwww

I keep my lewdness out in the open like God intended

 

[Josh with a J]

Lewd
Lewd
Lewd
Lewd

 

[Chuckie]

I keep my lewdness out in the open like God intended

Lewd Lili is your new name!

 

[FUME5]

.

Yo Funky, how many bans am I at?

Also, Liliththelewd has a nice ring to it.

 

[Josh with a J]

Taking amazing snaps right now

 

[liliththepale]

Funky give me the user tag "lewd". It's what the people want.

 

[Chuckie]

Funky give me the user tag "lewd". It's what the people want.

I think if you post the lewdest story ever now, Funky will give you that tag.

 

[Funky Papa]

Funky give me the user tag "lewd". It's what the people want.

I was about to, but one of the implicit policies of tag making is that asking for one automatically prevents you from getting your wish OR may result in some random tag shaming.

Mmm.

Edit: see? Tence has the right idea. Tags are meant to be earned, you entitled temptress.

 

[liliththepale]

I think if you post the lewdest story ever now, Funky will give you that tag.

do I have to be explicit, or can I just allewd to the naughty bits?

I was about to, but one of the implicit policies of tag making is that asking for one automatically prevents you from getting your wish OR may result in some random tag shamimg.

Mmm.

fuck

 

[Josh with a J]

Explicit
Explicit
Explicit
Explicit

Edit: good, tagless team for life

 

[Funky Papa]

Feel free to put it in the open as long as it doesn't contain overly NSFW pictures.

Bonus brownie points will be awarded if it's based on a real experience but it's not necessary.

Tag inspiration may derive from it if the tag gods are pleased/repulsed enough.

Tagging is not assured, covered by any insurance or refundable.

 

[liliththepale]

Edit: see? Tence has the right idea. Tags are meant to be earned, you entitled temptress.

but I'm not entitled

 

[FUME5]

Alright, don't answer the question.

 

[Funky Papa]

Alright, don't answer the question.

I'm fakegaffing from my bed, floaty. I need to get to the office for real GAF work.

Edit: GOD, I love early 16 bit artwork so much.

 

[liliththepale]

I'm just going to repost Rafa's GIF because now I'm super salty.

I'm fakegaffing from my bed, floaty. I need to get to the office for real GAF work.

Edit: GOD, I love early 16 bit artwork so much.

Did you just confuse Dan for Seth? C'mon, Papa, you're better than that.

 

[Funky Papa]

I'm just going to repost Rafa's GIF because now I'm super salty.

Did you just confuse Dan for Seth? C'mon, Papa, you're better than that.

I thought he was bitching because I didn't give him his ban rap!

 

[FloatOn]

Did you just confuse Dan for Seth? C'mon, Papa, you're better than that.

I'm flattered that a mod thinks of me in the late hours in his bed tbh

 

[FUME5]

I'm fakegaffing from my bed, floaty. I need to get to the office for real GAF work.

Edit: GOD, I love early 16 bit artwork so much.

Hahaha, Floaty?

And yes, that cover art is gloriously bad.

EDIT

Start of a 3 day weekend, let's get wavy and play some Mankind Divided.

 

[Funky Papa]

Fuck, she's right.

Time to rise and shine.

I NEED COFFEE OKAY

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

rise and shine mr freeman

 

[Clydefrog]

Blah blah blah mr freeman

 

[Chuckie]

do I have to be explicit, or can I just allewd to the naughty bits?

As explicit as possible.

 

[Josh with a J]

entitled temptress

Now this should be her tag

Do it Funky

 

[Clydefrog]

lewdiththelude

 

[Funky Papa]

Fumey has been banned six times as of now.

Time to stop being naughty.

 

[FUME5]

Fumey has been banned six times as of now.

Time to stop being naughty.

Uh, yeah, about that.....

 

[Josh with a J]

I'd like to represent Fumes in all future matters in court

 

[Funky Papa]

Fumes just got himself the best barrister GAF money can afford.

 

[Clydefrog]

I'd like to represent Fumes in all future matters in court

I say, I do say...

 

[Josh with a J]

My client is completely guilty of all charges your honor

 

[FUME5]

 

[liliththepale]

As explicit as possible.

It started off by involving this and this, but then it didn't

Here's a diagram. You might be getting the picture already. She's taller than me, so I was on top. You probably assumed as much already, but I'm just making sure.

As the previous step commenced, I moved on to this part. I love that part so much that it took a while before we eventually did this, which honestly is pretty vanilla in comparison but you gotta mix it up. Excitement curves work best with dips and twists and turns. Trust me, you can Google that!

Then Tence came to her and asked, "Lili, how many times can a girl sin and you must still forgive her? Seven times?" Lili answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but eight fewer than seventy-seven times." And so she sinned in such a fashion, the 77 - 8, and she 8 to her heart's content.

Spoiler

oh god why did I actually write that

Fumey has been banned six times as of now.

Do the mods refer to this process as fumigation?

Time to stop being naughty.

No.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

WHY HAS THE BUS TURNED IT'S ENGINE OFF

FOR FUCKS SAAAAKE

 

[Risgroo]

I say, I do say...

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn.

 

[Josh with a J]

Engines were getting all revved there for a second

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I was about to, but one of the implicit policies of tag making is that asking for one automatically prevents you from getting your wish OR may result in some random tag shaming.

Mmm.

Edit: see? Tence has the right idea. Tags are meant to be earned, you entitled temptress.

i'd like to say this is how i got mine but whatever

mine is pretty petty

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I have to check that I still have my tag every so often

I get scared that it will be taken away from me

 

[Clydefrog]

i have the randomest bookshelf

there's a lot more below there

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Oh shit I forgot I ordered the new Apologies album to be delivered to the office

That was a nice surprise to walk into

 

[Chuckie]

It started off by involving this and this, but then it didn't

Here's a diagram. You might be getting the picture already. She's taller than me, so I was on top. You probably assumed as much already, but I'm just making sure.

As the previous step commenced, I moved on to this part. I love that part so much that it took a while before we eventually did this, which honestly is pretty vanilla in comparison but you gotta mix it up. Excitement curves work best with dips and twists and turns. Trust me, you can Google that!

Then Tence came to her and asked, "Lili, how many times can a girl sin and you must still forgive her? Seven times?" Lili answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but eight fewer than seventy-seven times." And so she sinned in such a fashion, the 77 - 8, and she 8 to her heart's content.

So you were making out with a girl and I was there to witness it. I like this. I like this a lot.

 

[Funky Papa]

BOOKSHELF FIGHT

i have the randomest bookshelf

http://i.imgur.com/WlUjw54.jpg[img]


there's a lot more below there[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE][img]http://i.imgur.com/ojn7yOC.jpg

Quite probably my least liked part of my flat, but the corridor would look awkward without it. I also REALLY need to sort that sumbitch.

 

[liliththepale]

So you were making out with a girl and I was there to witness it. I like this. I like this a lot.

coincidentally, it's only about 69% factual.



i think I've been awake for too long

 

[Clydefrog]

BOOKSHELF FIGHT




Quite probably my least liked part of my flat, but the corridor would look awkward without it. I also REALLY need to sort that sumbitch.

*lives in a tiny apartment*

ain't no fight here, you win. Beneath my pic is a bunch of DVDs, blu-rays, some more books, yoga mat, and a bunch of Wii accessories. I'm also super envious of your wooden floor.

I should just move back to Hawaii...

it's literally cheaper than Newport Beach

edit: haha you actually mosiac'ed that dick pic @ the end of the bookshelf. Vazra be mad

 

[Jobbs]

What on earth

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

What on earth

A LOT.

 

[Chuckie]

coincidentally, it's only about 69% factual.



i think I've been awake for too long

Yeah, the non-factual part (31%) is that I wasn't actually there to witness it. Wish I had been though.

 

[liliththepale]

What on earth

what happened?

*lives in a tiny apartment*

ain't no fight here, you win. Beneath my pic is a bunch of DVDs, blu-rays, some more books, yoga mat, and a bunch of Wii accessories. I'm also super envious of your wooden floor.

I should just move back to Hawaii...

it's literally cheaper than Newport Beach

edit: haha you actually mosiac'ed that dick pic @ the end of the bookshelf. Vazra be mad

and it's not going to get any cheaper here. I was driving down the peninsula tonight because I had to take something to my brother and it was still crawling with people. This was just a couple hours ago. The demand is too high!