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[Jobbs]

heeeeeey everyone. remember how excited I was when I got the role in rogue one?

What are you saying?

I have a strong suspicion that Rogue One will end up being a classic movie -- Like the next ESB

Can I get real for a second and say that I was actually super bummed out when I found out you were joking, I thought that marsh mellow girl was really cute.

LOL, sorry =]

 

[DrM]

we need to send trab to Oktoberfest, so we could get her pics in dirndl

 

[FloatOn]

Friends with benefits?

Spoiler

Confession:

I may have something like that going on

With a dood

Also I'm part of the bi squad lol

*cough*

*awaits reactions*

so cool. I hope this brings you happiness

 

[Fluvian]

Jerks won't take my blood, it's no good (born in Germany)

and I probably bleed redbull with vodka in it anyway

My history of alcoholism has made it impossible for me to give blood, also I've signed a contract that gives this medical company my liver when I die (theres nothing wrong with my liver but they want former/current alcoholic livers for study).

 

[Fluvian]

What are you saying?

I have a strong suspicion that Rogue One will end up being a classic movie -- Like the next ESB



LOL, sorry =]

It's fine.......do you have a sister?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'm sorry I haven't been keeping up with my vlogs, hopefully now that I'm bitter and heartbroken my sharp sarcasm and cynicism will return

 

[Vazra]

so cool. I hope this brings you happiness

But can I bring you happiness when I live in FL?

 

[FloatOn]

What are you saying?

I have a strong suspicion that Rogue One will end up being a classic movie -- Like the next ESB

delirium has led me to making bad jokes about also being a girl who is famous and in a movie that I'm looking forward to.

I really hope Rogue One turns out to be great but all that buzz about troubled production has me concerned.

But can I bring you happiness when I live in FL?

we will be the best of bromates nothing more. sorry!

 

[Jobbs]

It's fine.......do you have a sister?

I have two kid sisters and I generally kill anyone who touches them

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

:O
:OO

www.nice.com

Lol

You're in the bi-squad? alright cool man, I'm the squad commander, heres your badge and pamphlet.
Remember you must tell everyone you ever meet for the rest of your life that you're a bisexual within an hour of meeting them or you will turn to stone.

I DON'T ACCEPT YOUR RULES

No one can be as pretty as trab though

I would be ded as fuck if trab became a red head.

Wait

But

She is?

wow keep us updated!

I'll try c:

 

[zeemumu]

I bought some slightly blue-tinted sunglasses the other day to replace my broken ones and I still wear headphones/earbuds most of the time when I'm out. I'm slowly becoming my own avatar.

 

[Jobbs]

Yeah, Nomadic Sparks, trab is a beautiful redhead, you owe us one death

 

[Prophet Steve]

You're in the bi-squad? alright cool man, I'm the squad commander, heres your badge and pamphlet.
Remember you must tell everyone you ever meet for the rest of your life that you're a bisexual within an hour of meeting them or you will turn to stone.

Oh shit, I've been fucking up.

 

[Fluvian]

I have two kid sisters and I generally kill anyone who touches them

I have one and I'm honestly too lax about her bringing her boyfriend to the house, shit I left them alone in it this morning.......

 

[Fluvian]

Oh shit, I've been fucking up.

Maybe your heart has just turned to stone, tell me do you ever truly feel loved? and do you ever truly feel love for someone else?

 

[Vazra]

we will be the best of bromates nothing more. sorry!

I didnt say what the happiness was aboutyou dirty perv!

 

[Prophet Steve]

Maybe your heart has just turned to stone, tell me do you ever truly feel loved? and do you ever truly feel love for someone else?

No? Maybe?

Kitties and puppies are cute?

 

[Jobbs]

I have one and I'm honestly too lax about her bringing her boyfriend to the house, shit I left them alone in it this morning.......

Need me to come kill him? okay I got you

Being overprotective isn't always best, but it's better than being underprotective IMO

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

so cool. I hope this brings you happiness

Haha, well, there's definitely enjoyment.

It won't develop past FWB since while I may be bisexual I'm heteroromantic, which is kind of a super weird feeling, haha. So yeah, still want a girlfriend, but having some form of sexual outlet with someone else involved, even if it's just talking and pics and video is...it's nice.

 

[Fluvian]

Need me to come kill him? okay I got you

Being overprotective isn't always best, but it's better than being underprotective IMO

But he's so nice! he has a cool bike and he's taking my sister to.....reading festival OH GOD!!

 

[FloatOn]

I didnt say what the happiness was aboutyou dirty perv!

lawl

it's hard to expect anything else with you.

dude there is this sick video game bar I'll take you to called player 1 that I'll take you to when you come to Orlando

 

[Xiao Hu]

You're in the bi-squad? alright cool man, I'm the squad commander, heres your badge and pamphlet.
Remember you must tell everyone you ever meet for the rest of your life that you're a bisexual within an hour of meeting them or you will turn to stone.

::grabs Fluvian by his dick and subdues him into a position more appropriate for his low status::

For the last time: I.AM.THE.DICKTATOR.HERE

 

[Jobbs]

But he's so nice! he has a cool bike and he's taking my sister to.....reading festival OH GOD!!

If I was taking your sister to my motorcycle gang hideout or something I'd probably tell people we were going to a reading festival

just saying

 

[Vazra]

lawl

it's hard to expect anything else with you.

dude there is this sick video game bar I'll take you to called player 1 that I'll take you to when you come to Orlando

Hype! Any other cool places?

 

[Fluvian]

::grabs Fluvian by his dick and subdues him into a position more appropriate for his low status::

For the last time: I.AM.THE.DICKTATOR.HERE

::Spins cock around in blade like fashion:: this dick ain't free Xiao, it comes at a price, your life.

 

[Baroquemantic]

I got a good, hearty chuckle out of this.

 

[Fluvian]

If I was taking your sister to my motorcycle gang hideout or something I'd probably tell people we were going to a reading festival

just saying

By bike I mean't bicycle....their 16, though i am worried about the festival because she's borrowing my tent and reading festival is famous for people setting their tents on fire.

 

[FloatOn]

Hype! Any other cool places?

tons! lots of really great food in Orlando and there is this other place called the geek easy you will probably like. it's this nerdy bar/venue that is attached to a comic book shop.

 

[Nerdkiller]

I got a good, hearty chuckle out of this.

Needs more Ice T.

 

[Vazra]

tons! lots of really great food in Orlando and there is this other place called the geek easy you will probably like. it's this nerdy bar/venue that is attached to a comic book shop.

Cool! I'll be looking forward to that!

 

[Jobbs]

By bike I mean't bicycle....their 16, though i am worried about the festival because she's borrowing my tent and reading festival is famous for people setting their tents on fire.

when my little sister was in HS I was thoroughly unfair to any boy she spent time with. even if he behaved himself completely I was a dick to him and would act intimidating towards him. it was just my role. I didn't like the whole idea of it.

unfair? yes, but, again, I think looking at the whole picture she'd probably rather have an overprotective brother than an underprotective one who didn't give a shit

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Taylor Swift's All You Had to Do Was Stay is fucking me up good right now 😥

 

[Josh with a J]

Whoa cool jobbs

We could become family!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Had a bad thunderstorm last night. Lightning struck really close and ended up frying my graphics card and ethernet port. I guess I should be grateful everything else still works. Anyway, life sucks. How's everyone else?

 

[Vazra]

Had a bad thunderstorm last night. Lightning struck really close and ended up frying my graphics card and ethernet port. I guess I should be grateful everything else still works. Anyway, life sucks. How's everyone else?

My internet is not working so Im using my phone to live. It sucks but its functional.

 

[FloatOn]

Had a bad thunderstorm last night. Lightning struck really close and ended up frying my graphics card and ethernet port. I guess I should be grateful everything else still works. Anyway, life sucks. How's everyone else?

sorry to hear.

I started new classes this week. They both seem interesting but a ton of work.

Names of the classes are:
Career assessment and Development (kind of a HR thing from what I can tell)
Mediating Organizational Conflict (which seems to be exactly what you think it is)

awkward introductions were made this week and no attractive girls are in my classes so I'm kind of being cheated on the whole college also being a dating service thing

I'm probably going to check out Don't Breathe this weekend since I've been hearing good things.

 

[Professor Beef]

I'm sorry I haven't been keeping up with my vlogs, hopefully now that I'm bitter and heartbroken my sharp sarcasm and cynicism will return

While I do love that side of you, I would rather you be happy tbqh

 

[Clydefrog]

Lilith, the buses around here now sound like jet engines. I always roll my windows up when I pass one. WTF is going on

 

[Jobbs]

Whoa cool jobbs

We could become family!

do you kill your sister's boyfriends too?? ♥

 

[AcridMeat]

Ayyyyyyy RNH.

we are all gonna end up bi if this thread stays open long enough.

Emotionless sex is a difficult thing. Many people will develop feelings for their sexual partner after rubbing nasties for a while. While not universal, it's a fairly natural thing.

We've been told that we should be perfectly capable of having a stream of one night stands without any further consequences, but this is not right. Not everybody can engage in emotionless sex. Further, some people need some kind of previous connection. IE: I'd have trouble bedding someone I just met. I need to know her to a certain degree. While physical attraction goes a long way, I have to feel confident in both of us being able to have a good time.

Rebound sex can also be very troublesome right after a breakup. Guys find themselves uncapable to perform, girls fail to lubricate or experience vaginismus (oh boy, the drama)... It's a mess.

I've never experienced a bad breakup (or a breakup at all, I've been fortunate enough to always split in good terms and from mutual accord) but I'd rather console myself with lasagna for a while and then go on trolling for some.

It goes without saying, but get tested. I've only practiced barrierless sex with my current girlfriend, and that's because we knew we were both freshly tested and mutually exclusive. I'm fairly certain there are a number of places that will test you for free.

Obv funky daddy. This ain't my first rodeo. Though may end up sticking with condoms anyway. They suck but I at least feel safer.

Re: one night stands. They're really not that great. Especially for the reasons you listed. Thankfully never experienced vaginismus, but when you're like "the spirit is willing, but..." Suuuuuuuucks.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Ayyyyyyy RNH.

we are all gonna end up bi if this thread stays open long enough.

Join us

 

[Fluvian]

when my little sister was in HS I was thoroughly unfair to any boy she spent time with. even if he behaved himself completely I was a dick to him and would act intimidating towards him. it was just my role. I didn't like the whole idea of it.

unfair? yes, but, again, I think looking at the whole picture she'd probably rather have an overprotective brother than an underprotective one who didn't give a shit

Wow, you're making me put how I've been acting towards them in perspective, I've been trying to act like the cool brother who doesn't act like a dick to his sisters boyfriend, but I'm starting to think I've been way under protective.
I'm not gonna suddenly start acting like a dick to him but with her next boyfriend I'm certainly gonna be a bit more protective.

 

[Jobbs]

Wow, you're making me put how I've been acting towards them in perspective, I've been trying to act like the cool brother who doesn't act like a dick to his sisters boyfriend, but I'm starting to think I've been way under protective.
I'm not gonna suddenly start acting like a dick to him but with her next boyfriend I'm certainly gonna be a bit more protective.

just fucking kill him

 

[Vazra]

Ayyyyyyy RNH.

we are all gonna end up bi if this thread stays open long enough.

Don't knock until you try it

just fuck him

Co-signed

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Am I wrong here though? Like does it sound like she's giving mixed signals or am I crazy

 

[FloatOn]

Ayyyyyyy RNH.

we are all gonna end up bi if this thread stays open long enough.

nah I'm a boring hetero for life.

I just don't see the appeal of dicks tbh.

 

[Josh with a J]

do you kill your sister's boyfriends too?? ♥

I was talking about how I'll marry your sister, brother

 

[Jobbs]

I was talking about how I'll marry your sister, brother

oooohhh and then I'll drink to your bones! sounds like a plan

 

[Timu]

Lightning struck really close and ended up frying my graphics card

I'm sorry to hear that, it pains me when a graphics card dies like that.

we are all gonna end up bi if this thread stays open long enough.

I know man, I don't know what it's like to be bi either!!!

 

[AcridMeat]

Well that didn't do much to convince me. Think I'll continue with gf.

I legit have thought about it when I was younger (think everyone should at some point) and I just don't find dudes/dicks attractive.

The female body is amazing.