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[trab pu kcip]

I'll take the banana slicer.

I never realized it was missing from my life until this moment.

lol. we so silly

 

[Professor Beef]

lol. we so silly

well you know the germans make good stuff

 

[You Know Nothing]

lol. we so silly

The only one I really find weird is the butter stamper.

 

[Clydefrog]

You could use the shears to cut your wiper blades too. Well, you'd have to get a woman to use them though..

 

[liliththepale]

I actually liked it quite a bit. Good absurdist humour in a GAF way.

Maybe then I should keep a link for posterity so the next time we get a females aren't funny thread I can cross reference it

From this thread.

I assume the friend standing behind her is about to do some slut shaming with Bible verses.

That thread is too much, man.

 

[trab pu kcip]

You could use the shears to cut your wiper blades too. Well, you'd have to get a woman to use them though..

I'll cut you

 

[Clydefrog]

I'll cut you

*laughs* good luck getting past my energiefrosch

 

[Xiao Hu]

Oh shit, Eric is getting serious

 

[You Know Nothing]

*laughs* good luck getting past my energiefrosch

Only weirdos don't have at least one energy frog in their homes.

 

[trab pu kcip]

*laughs* good luck getting past my energiefrosch

nice comeback, sucker <3

 

[Funky Papa]

This

Is the most German thing ever.

And what's up with Germans and bananas?

 

[Risgroo]

Just remember to smile like Danny Ricc.
https://twitter.com/danielricciardo/status/765229544957579264

Ahahahh, the salty fan account in the comments

It doesn't have cross play does it?

Also I'm definitely Alonso.

No, but I've picked up the PC version as well! I really want to try it with my G27, which doesn't work on the PS4.
#baller

 

[You Know Nothing]

Someone ban this straight white cis SCUM.

Really tho, surejan.gif x200

 

[Jobbs]

Don't forget to grab some Schoko Strolche

and some rot Kohl in a jar

 

[Funky Papa]

DICKMANN'S

I'm a 12 years old trapped in the body of an adult.

 

[FloatOn]

with the way this thread going dickmann's whatever will be in short supply

get it? because dick-mann

edit: damn it funky!

 

[zeemumu]

*long inhale*

*even longer exhale that gradually turns into a groan and then a yell*

 

[You Know Nothing]

*long inhale*

*even longer exhale that gradually turns into a groan and then a yell*

Me rn.

I need to stop reading OT threads.

 

[Nerdkiller]

I am trying to tackle this one, but for the life of me, I can't make anymore football puns so fuck it.

He better bring some safety devices if he's gonna get down and touch her tonight.

 

[Fluvian]

Ugh, when you find the perfect job for you right now and you can't apply for it because YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TWO FUCKING REFERENCES AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANYBODY YOU CAN USE AS A REFERENCE!!.

 

[zeemumu]

Me rn.

I need to stop reading OT threads.

I just don't want to get even further behind in finishing my bachelor's

 

[Jobbs]

I plan to finish Inside tonight.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I plan to finish Inside tonight.

( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

 

[Jobbs]

( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

Sorry if I'm being abstruse.

 

[liliththepale]

I plan to finish Inside tonight.

The game is like two hours long. Why didn't you play it all in one sitting?

 

[Clydefrog]

I wipe standing up. Come at me bro

 

[You Know Nothing]

I wipe standing up. Come at me bro

Savagery.

 

[Jobbs]

The game is like two hours long. Why didn't you play it all in one sitting?

I ain't really started yet!

 

[Fluvian]

The game is like two hours long. Why didn't you play it all in one sitting?

It's probably too depressing to play at once, Journey is impossible not to play in one go because of the range of emotions, it takes you right down before the end only to have you soar through the sky towards the finish.
From what I hear Inside is quite dire in tone.

 

[Vazra]

Blood sugar level at 193 after eating. RIP

It's probably too depressing to play at once, Journey is impossible not to play in one go because of the range of emotions, it takes you right down before the end only to have you soar through the sky towards the finish.
From what I hear Inside is quite dire in tone.

I emotionally felt nothing for Journey except at the end. I did like the experience but I feel Im missing something that everyone else is getting or something.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I hope this happens.

More people need to experience this lovely slice of abject misery.

 

[Disxo]

Thought this was the: "Pics that make you laugh thread" for a moment

 

[You Know Nothing]

Thought this was the: "Pics that make you laugh thread" for a moment

Hold on, let me check my Tumblr for some dank memes.

Provided I can get past all the nudes on my dash.

 

[Fluvian]

Blood sugar level at 193 after eating. RIP



I emotionally felt nothing for Journey except at the end. I did like the experience but I feel Im missing something that everyone else is getting or something.

Probably, I was emotionally enthralled from second one to the end, I honestly think it's the only perfect video game.
The recommend playing it again, you might get it the second time.

 

[Fall Into The GAF]

I hope this happens.

More people need to experience this lovely slice of abject misery.

I read a spoilerific synopsis of this out of curiosity and it seemed borderline absurdist in how the events play out.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Don't forget to grab some Schoko Strolche

and some rot Kohl in a jar

Rotkohl is delicious. <3

 

[Fall Into The GAF]

I also came up with a pet theory that 'Trumpeteers' wear red hats because it subconsciously reminds them of their youths as arrogant little shits who listened to Limp Bizkit, but unironically appreciates the band years later.

 

[Jobbs]

Rotkohl is delicious. <3

Yeah, I know Germans can't get enough of the stuff. It's kinda cute honestly.

 

[Disxo]

Dulce de leche

( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

 

[You Know Nothing]

I read a spoilerific synopsis of this out of curiosity and it seemed borderline absurdist in how the events play out.

Oh it's definitely a bit absurd and melodramatic. But it really ground me down and just made me miserable for a few days after. It's manipulative but it really works for me. And I really found the characters to be tremendously well done.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Yeah, I know Germans can't get enough of the stuff. It's kinda cute honestly.

Two days ago I ate a bucket of Sauerkraut. I can't deny my origin.

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[Jobbs]

Two days ago I ate a bucket of Sauerkraut. I can't deny my origin.

as someone who grew up with a german grandfather I've had a lot of sauerkraut :3 I don't mind it

 

[liliththepale]

Are there a lot of people who don't enjoy sauerkraut? It goes great with sausage and pizza and stuff.

 

[Josh with a J]

Never tried it

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'll eat all the sauerkraut. Plain. Just give me an excuse.

Also, I'm sitting here lowkey melting. I really miss good air conditioning. &#128557;

 

[Misha]

Are there a lot of people who don't enjoy sauerkraut? It goes great with sausage and pizza and stuff.

I don't care for it but I don't care for most pickled things. Unfortunate since sauerkraut comes up a lot in our ethnic foods

 

[liliththepale]

Never tried it

Remember last night when you were trying to tell me you're German? That final score just got changed back to what it was before.

 

[jb1234]

I've only been awake for thirty minutes and I already hate today. It's miserably hot, my shoulders are killing me and I want sex. And I'm out of food.

 

[zeemumu]

Hmm...