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[Vazra]

The queue is for people to get sucked off by you, jeez

Shhh cumbucket.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Is there a chance you accidentally summoned two demons? I literally don't know why I'm awake right now.

no I'm jobb's only demon! he only has one! you're the fairy or something

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Shhh cumbucket.

WOW THAT TOP OF PAGE POST

 

[Jobbs]

This is no regular demon. This is Trab Iron Tarkus. Her armor is thick and her shield broad.

 

[Vazra]

WOW THAT TOP OF PAGE POST

And you continue being my bottom 🍑

 

[Professor Beef]

This is no regular demon. This is Trab Iron Tarkus. Her armor is thick and her shield broad.

are you saying trab has a big butt

 

[Stormhammer]

Morning. How you doing?

Good :3 Just hoping this work day goes by fast. How's everyone? (sorry for butting in out of nowhere D: )

 

[Jobbs]

are you saying trab has a big butt

NO >:[

Learn LOTR quotes pls

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

And you continue being my bottom 🍑

You know it 😘

 

[Vazra]

Good :3 Just hoping this work day goes by fast. How's everyone? (sorry for butting in out of nowhere D: )

Im good about to take a nap.

You know it 😘

Awww 🍌

 

[trab pu kcip]

are you saying trab has a big butt

he wouldn't be wrong

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Im good about to take a nap.

Awww 🍌

Go to bed and stop distracting me from work :3

 

[Professor Beef]

NO >:[

Learn LOTR quotes pls

I've only seen the first 2. Only once for both of them, and it was nearly 10 years ago. Fall back nerd.

 

[Clydefrog]

Is there a chance you accidentally summoned two demons? I literally don't know why I'm awake right now.

7:30 AM isn't that early, lilith...

 

[FloatOn]

you know that weird feeling you get when suddenly two of your friends start dating?

I'm getting that vibe from RNH and Vaz.

 

[trab pu kcip]

7:30 AM isn't that early, lilith...

what are you talking about. that's super early. it could not be earlier

 

[Jobbs]

you know that weird feeling you get when suddenly two of your friends start dating?

I'm getting that vibe from RNH and Vaz.

you put this together really quickly

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

you know that weird feeling you get when suddenly two of your friends start dating?

I'm getting that vibe from RNH and Vaz.

Hahahaha

what are you talking about. that's super early. it could not be earlier

What about...7AM

 

[FloatOn]

you put this together really quickly

dude I've known since days ago

I'm just commenting on the vibe

the group dynamic has shifted and it hasn't fully clicked in my brain yet

 

[You Know Nothing]

Okay, I bought Uncharted Collection for $20. I think I'm done eBaying for now.

And before you Uncharted haters jump on me, I did buy Bloodborne too as I mentioned on the previous page. So fall back.

 

[Clydefrog]

I love to sleep in. I'm a great sleeper. The greatest.

But I went to bed early last night and woke up at 4:30 AM not able to fall back asleep. So I go to the couch and turn on Netflix.

"I got time for a movie before work, I guess. Let's see what we got here..."

I ended up watching From Dusk till Dawn, a Robert Rodriguez movie starring Clooney and Tarantino. WTF was that... some of the death scenes were pretty funny, I guess?

 

[You Know Nothing]

I love to sleep in. I'm a great sleeper. The greatest.

But I went to bed early last night and woke up at 4:30 AM not able to fall back asleep. So I go to the couch and turn on Netflix.

"I got time for a movie before work, I guess. Let's see what we got here..."

I ended up watching From Dusk till Dawn, a Robert Rodriguez movie starring Clooney and Tarantino. WTF was that... some of the death scenes were pretty funny, I guess?

That was the first time you'd seen From Dusk Till Dawn?

lmao

 

[Baroquemantic]

I love to sleep in. I'm a great sleeper. The greatest.

But I went to bed early last night and woke up at 4:30 AM not able to fall back asleep. So I go to the couch and turn on Netflix.

"I got time for a movie before work, I guess. Let's see what we got here..."

I ended up watching From Dusk till Dawn, a Robert Rodriguez movie starring Clooney and Tarantino. WTF was that... some of the death scenes were pretty funny, I guess?

I still haven't watched this yet. Need to get on that. I have seen the first season of the tv show remake, though, and it was pretty fun.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I love to sleep in. I'm a great sleeper. The greatest.

But I went to bed early last night and woke up at 4:30 AM not able to fall back asleep. So I go to the couch and turn on Netflix.

"I got time for a movie before work, I guess. Let's see what we got here..."

I ended up watching From Dusk till Dawn, a Robert Rodriguez movie starring Clooney and Tarantino. WTF was that... some of the death scenes were pretty funny, I guess?

From Dusk Til Dawn is pretty good. I like Rodriguez. Desperado is amazing

 

[Jobbs]

I like movies about chicks killing dudes (in self defense) like you're next

 

[Halcyon]

I made the mistake of looking at Off Topic for a minute and it made me hate NeoGaf.


I've been playing Link to the Past via phone emulation and I feel like a young lad again.

 

[FloatOn]

I like movies about chicks killing dudes (in self defense) like you're next

watch Hush on netflix

it's about a deaf chick that wrecks a home invader

 

[You Know Nothing]

I like movies about chicks killing dudes (in self defense) like you're next

How do you feel about Enough with Jennifer Lopez?

Although, it's not even close to self-defense when she does it. It's pretty much premeditated murder.

watch Hush on netflix

it's about a deaf chick that wrecks a home invader

And yes, everyone should watch this.

 

[Jobbs]

watch Hush on netflix

it's about a deaf chick that wrecks a home invader

seen it. I've seen all of them!

if you haven't seen "Kristy" see that one

 

[Stormhammer]

I made the mistake of looking at Off Topic for a minute and it made me hate NeoGaf.


I've been playing Link to the Past via phone emulation and I feel like a young lad again.

what about off-topic makes you hate gaf?

 

[Clydefrog]

That was the first time you'd seen From Dusk Till Dawn?

lmao

lol yes. Nothing like a gore-fest to start the day.

*Walks into the office* Hi Bob!

 

[Halcyon]

what about off-topic makes you hate gaf?

Mostly the people and what they are talking about in general.

 

[Professor Beef]

what about off-topic makes you hate gaf?

probably all the racism

 

[Jobbs]

Mostly the people and what they are talking about in general.

yes! you get it.

also how does playing SNES games on a ficking touchscreen transport you to childhood? I've tried it and it's terrible

 

[FloatOn]

how's the baby Hal?

 

[Halcyon]

yes! you get it.

also how does playing SNES games on a ficking touchscreen transport you to childhood? I've tried it and it's terrible

I bought a Bluetooth controller with a little clamp for the phone. I'm not entirely sure it isn't super laggy but I don't have anything to compare it to. It seems fine and makes things fun.

how's the baby Hal?

She's great but has been teething and when my wife works evenings it's mostly just the baby screaming at me since she doesn't want anything but titties. I can respect it.

 

[Professor Beef]

yes! you get it.

also how does playing SNES games on a ficking touchscreen transport you to childhood? I've tried it and it's terrible

plus he's playing link to the past, which is just ugh

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

dude I've known since days ago

I'm just commenting on the vibe

the group dynamic has shifted and it hasn't fully clicked in my brain yet

Lol

I kind of want to know what everyone thinks about this whole thing, other than "wait wtf"

And days? Come on dood I hadn't even hinted at the FWB thing at all 24 hours ago

 

[Jobbs]

plus he's playing link to the past, which is just ugh

if by "ugh" you mean the best zelda game to date

I bought a Bluetooth controller with a little clamp for the phone. I'm not entirely sure it isn't super laggy but I don't have anything to compare it to. It seems fine and makes things fun.

wait what? which one did you get? that's interesting

 

[FloatOn]

Lol

I kind of want to know what everyone thinks about this whole thing, other than "wait wtf"

And days? Come on dood I hadn't even hinted at the FWB thing at all 24 hours ago

I suspected something was up when you first asked to see his dick pic

plus he's playing link to the past, which is just ugh

does not compute. best zelda game. series shit the bed when it went 3d

 

[Professor Beef]

if by "ugh" you mean the best zelda game to date

good joke, A+ material

 

[You Know Nothing]

seen it. I've seen all of them!

if you haven't seen "Kristy" see that one

:: adds to Netflix queue ::

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I suspected something was up when you first asked to see his dick pic

Lol, we hadn't even really talked much at that point, I was genuinely curious to see if dick pics were going round

It was a day after that that I reciprocated and things went from there >_>

 

[Stormhammer]

probably all the racism

i attempted to join kinitari's thread but i was probably in over my head. some people are better with words than me, but i learned some things to help myself out at least

if by "ugh" you mean the best zelda game to date

u right

 

[FloatOn]

the measuring your own dick thread in off topic is the most neogaf thread I've seen in a long, long time.

 

[Halcyon]

if by "ugh" you mean the best zelda game to date



wait what? which one did you get? that's interesting

It was like 20 dollars in Amazon. Probably some Chinese counterfeit of a branded controller.

 

[Jobbs]

the measuring your own dick thread in off topic is the most neogaf thread I've seen in a long, long time.

"is it gay to measure your own dick"? what?

It was like 20 dollars in Amazon. Probably some Chinese counterfeit of a branded controller.

having PTSD of aftermarket controllers from the mid 2000sies

 

[Stormhammer]

the measuring your own dick thread in off topic is the most neogaf thread I've seen in a long, long time.

aren't neogaf dicks like 8+ inches anyway? no need for a ruler

 

[You Know Nothing]

"is it gay to measure your own dick"? what?

I've never measured, so I'm uberstraight tbh.

 

[Jobbs]

I've never measured, so I'm uberstraight tbh.

bullshit.

also I just noticed the top of page post. hahahahhaha almost spit my coffee