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[You Know Nothing]

bullshit.

Which part? "I've never measured" or "I'm uberstraight"

U don't no me.

 

[Jobbs]

Which part? "I've never measured" or "I'm uberstraight"

U don't no me.

Everyone's measured. I just don't want to hear it.

 

[Professor Beef]

Which part? "I've never measured" or "I'm uberstraight"

U don't no me.

What is your opinion on boobies

 

[AcridMeat]

I woke up at 6:05...on purpose

Everyone's measured. I just don't want to hear it.

hahaha what? No.

 

[Baroquemantic]

Everyone's measured. I just don't want to hear it.

Nah. I've never measured my dick.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Everyone's measured. I just don't want to hear it.

How big's yours? c:

Spoiler

I blame Rafa for all of this

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

I did as a teenager a few times because I didn't like the answer. Then I gave up.

 

[FloatOn]

One of my earliest sexual experiences was with this girl in high school that would let me dry hump her.

I don't know what compelled her to do this but one day she got me hard and actually pulled out a wooden ruler to measure me.

 

[Stormhammer]

i measured plenty.. i'm gay af

One of my earliest sexual experiences was with this girl in high school that would let me dry hump her.

I don't know what compelled her to do this but one day she got me hard and actually pulled out a wooden ruler to measure me.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Everyone's measured. I just don't want to hear it.

What if somebody else measures yours?

 

[Jobbs]

How big's yours? c:

Spoiler

I blame Rafa for all of this

hahahahaha

nice try

What if somebody else measures yours?

it seems very natural that guys would want to know where they stand, I can't comprehend the idea that you'd go years and years and never think to measure even once

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

hahahahaha

can't blame a guy for asking, but I ain't sayin' for a variety of reasons

Embarrassed? Or don't want to be harrassed for pics? 😌

EDIT: CAUGHT YOUR EDIT MOTHERFUCKER >

 

[Jobbs]

Embarrassed? Or don't want to be harrassed for pics? 😌

not embarrassed, it just isn't my style, plus on the internet there's really no right answer to that question

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

When did Vazra go to space?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Everyone's measured. I just don't want to hear it.

Deadass, lowkey, highkey have never measured my dick.

What is your opinion on boobies

They are things that exist and they're kind of comfortable to lie on. That's about it.

 

[FloatOn]

I've always wanted to reconnect with dick measuring girl but the last I heard she was teaching English in Korea

 

[Zero²]

Nah. I've never measured my dick.

Woah, just woah.

 

[Funky Papa]

So many lying liars.

 

[Stormhammer]

i bet u guys r gonna say u never tried to zuck yourself either now huh

 

[AcridMeat]

Funky daddy how much zucking does it take for some freshly baked muffins?

 

[Funky Papa]

*guffaws*

Funky daddy how much zucking does it take for some freshly baked muffins?

I'll have you know, I like to take my time. Baking can't be rushed, I mean.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

If I have to keep listening to my mom talk about hippie bullshit for much longer I'm going to explode

 

[liliththepale]

7:30 AM isn't that early, lilith...

My usual sleep schedule is 3:00–10:00. 7:30 is early for me.

no I'm jobb's only demon! he only has one! you're the fairy or something

Lea let's not be ridiculous. I literally took a demon's name for my own. And I named my new computer pentagram. That has to count for something!

 

[You Know Nothing]

i bet u guys r gonna say u never tried to zuck yourself either now huh

Never. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If I have to keep listening to my mom talk about hippie bullshit for much longer I'm going to explode

What kind of hippie bullshit?

 

[trab pu kcip]

lol@ clyde explaining From Dusk till Dawn

My usual sleep schedule is 3:00–10:00. 7:30 is early for me.


Lea let's not be ridiculous. I literally took a demon's name for my own. And I named my new computer pentagram. That has to count for something!

don't your parents own a church or something? what would the dark lord say about that?
you're so fairy <3

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Never. ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

Is it not trying if you succeed?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Never. ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)



What kind of hippie bullshit?

My mother has been talking about the five places where people consistently live to be over 100 and wouldn't shut up about all the healthy things they do to live that way

"They only eat beans!!!"

 

[AcridMeat]

That catfish thread. That poor dude haha

 

[liliththepale]

don't your parents own a church or something? what would the dark lord say about that?
you're so fairy <3

Haha ha ha ... no...

Spoiler

they're on the elder board

 

[You Know Nothing]

Is it not trying if you succeed?

I am still so unaccustomed to Lewd Robert tbh.

My mother has been talking about the five places where people consistently live to be over 100 and wouldn't shut up about all the healthy things they do to live that way

"They only eat beans!!!"

lmao

You mean it's that easy?????????????????

 

[FloatOn]

When your company has a fire drill and only people from the front office show up

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

i bet u guys r gonna say u never tried to zuck yourself either now huh

Life is a series of disappointments.

"They only eat beans!!!"

Why would they want to live that long then?!

 

[Josh with a J]

When your company has a fire drill and only people from the front office show up

Did you walk in the halls in a line with your arms crossed and always facing forward



I want Taco Bell so I'm getting Taco Bell

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Mostly im just annoyed

I'm starting to think she's borderline neurotic

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

I want Taco Bell so I'm getting Taco Bell

Wait, people want Taco Bell? The Internet has led me to believe that it is something that happens to you, like a car crash.

 

[Professor Beef]

My mother has been talking about the five places where people consistently live to be over 100 and wouldn't shut up about all the healthy things they do to live that way

"They only eat beans!!!"

the gas must be out of this world

 

[Misha]

My mother has been talking about the five places where people consistently live to be over 100 and wouldn't shut up about all the healthy things they do to live that way

"They only eat beans!!!"

I know one of them is a place in Japan

Spoiler

I've heard this from my mom also

 

[You Know Nothing]

Wait, people want Taco Bell? The Internet has led me to believe that it is something that happens to you, like a car crash.

diarrheameme.png

I usually crave Taco Bell after drinking.

 

[FloatOn]

Just found out today is national dog day. This is my doge Miles

I'm getting him doggy ice cream to celebrate

 

[Zero²]

Just found out today is national dog day. This is my doge Miles



I'm getting him doggy ice cream to celebrate

He looks so grumpy hahah

 

[Josh with a J]

I usually crave Taco Bell after drinking.

Well I still feel like I'm hurting after last night so maybe that's why. Need light blue gatorade and Taco Bell to recover for tonight's activities

 

[FloatOn]

He looks so grumpy hahah

I took this pic when he first woke up. I liked how he was sitting like a proper gentleman

 

[You Know Nothing]

A+ title change and tag.

 

[Kevyt]

Hi everyone!

^.^

 

[Vazra]

Im up from my slumber what up?

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Hi everyone!

^.^

Welcome back!

Im up from my slumber what up?

Check Facebook *whistle*

 

[You Know Nothing]

Hi everyone!

^.^

(disgust)

 

[Clydefrog]

My mother has been talking about the five places where people consistently live to be over 100 and wouldn't shut up about all the healthy things they do to live that way

"They only eat beans!!!"

I know one of them is a place in Japan

Spoiler

I've heard this from my mom also

Blue Zones!

I think all our parents would get along

 

[Vazra]

Check Facebook *whistle*

Ok

 

[trab pu kcip]

Haha ha ha ... no...

Spoiler

they're on the elder board

elder board sounds lord of the rings-y