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[Jobbs]

Thank you.

That song idea is really cool! It sounds complicated to design and implement though.

I have a few different kits of ideas and sometimes they start to bleed into eachother..

I think having a button for singing (or perhaps playing -- Maybe they carry a mandolin or something around) music in the case of a musically inclined protagonist would be potential for immense characterization. We'd have a whole soundtrack of songs and what song they performed would be contingent on where in the game world or story progress they are. We could have rare/secret songs, as well. For example, you come across a mystical cave, and in this one location this one song is possible...

Conversely, there could be times when the character simply doesn't want to perform for whatever reason. Telling the character to do something with a button press and them reacting in the negative, I think, along with everything else would help foster an interesting relationship/tension between the user and the character.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I had my gay awakening from Fight club, I don't like the movie much anymore but god damn did Brad Pitt have amazing abs in that.

My true awakening:

Also, Leo DiCaprio in Titanic.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

This new, lewd Rob is scary :S

<3

 

[Fluvian]

My true awakening:

Also, Leo DiCaprio in Titanic.

Might be a terrible movie and costume, but nobody can say Chris wasn't smokin hot.

 

[Jobbs]

My true awakening:

I can't say for sure what was first but I know one of my early television crushes was the girl mouse in Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers.

 

[liliththepale]

I have a hard time relating to lazy people, which isn't a good thing. I have a hard time relaxing by myself and not being productive. Basically if I'm not being productive or hanging out with someone then I feel like I'm wasting my time. It's a curse.

I have a few different kits of ideas and sometimes they start to bleed into eachother..

I think having a button for singing (or perhaps playing -- Maybe they carry a mandolin or something around) music in the case of a musically inclined protagonist would be potential for immense characterization. We'd have a whole soundtrack of songs and what song they performed would be contingent on where in the game world or story progress they are. We could have rare/secret songs, as well. For example, you come across a mystical cave, and in this one location this one song is possible...

Conversely, there could be times when the character simply doesn't want to perform for whatever reason. Telling the character to do something with a button press and them reacting in the negative, I think, along with everything else would help foster an interesting relationship/tension between the user and the character.

So... couple thoughts.

Is a dedicated button better than incidental performance and expanded idle states? I really like when a character starts goofing off on their own when you leave them alone for a few seconds.

Next, denying control to the player is usually super annoying. Like in Tomb Raider, Arkham or whatever, when you're forced to talk on the phone and can't run or do actions it really isn't fun. How do you make that deprivation worthwhile?

<3

Scrotum chin

 

[FloatOn]

I can't say for sure what was first but I know one of my early television crushes was the girl mouse in Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers.

I think we have all been there

also typical for people our age is Winnie Cooper from the wonder years

or Topanga from boy meets world

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Elisha Cuthbert in Popular Mechanics for Kids.
<3

I'm a nerd.

 

[You Know Nothing]

All about the Red Power Rangers.

Might be a terrible movie and costume, but nobody can say Chris wasn't smokin hot.

I was lowkey infatuated for a bit when I first saw him in that movie.

 

[Jobbs]

Is a dedicated button better than incidental performance and expanded idle states? I really like when a character starts goofing off on their own when you leave them alone for a few seconds.

Next, denying control to the player is usually super annoying. Like in Tomb Raider, Arkham or whatever, when you're forced to talk on the phone and can't run or do actions it really isn't fun. How do you make that deprivation worthwhile?

I think a song button is more interesting and proactive than "character may perform song if idle long enough", especially given the nature of how this may interact with the world context and maybe even occasionally influence game events (but not necessarily).

I wouldn't deny control.. I was referring to how in some cases if you press the "song" button, the character would merely shrug or mumble or whatever because they don't want to perform a song (or it otherwise isn't practical in the moment).

This adds a compulsive layer to the gameplay, too, which could be good or bad -- In other words, some players would feel the need to probe everywhere for songs.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Scrotum chin

...goddamnit

 

[FloatOn]

Elisha Cuthbert in Popular Mechanics for Kids.
<3

I'm a nerd.

I didn't discover her until much much later

I think a song button is more interesting and proactive than "character may perform song if idle long enough", especially given the nature of how this may interact with the world context and maybe even occasionally influence game events (but not necessarily).

I wouldn't deny control.. I was referring to how in some cases if you press the "song" button, the character would merely shrug or mumble or whatever because they don't want to perform a song (or it otherwise isn't practical in the moment).

This adds a compulsive layer to the gameplay, too, which could be good or bad -- In other words, some players would feel the need to probe everywhere for songs.

this game fucking sucked but didn't zelda wind waker do something like this?

 

[Clydefrog]

Elisha Cuthbert in Popular Mechanics for Kids.
<3

I'm a nerd.

Then why are you so scared of calculus?

 

[Jobbs]

this game fucking sucked but didn't zelda wind waker do something like this?

A lot of Zelda games have some kind of musical instrument (maybe all?) but they don't really work the way I'm suggesting

 

[Funky Papa]

That strap-on/pegging thread. OMG.

Props to the OP for acknowledging he is curious about it, though. Not a lot of men would do that.

 

[liliththepale]

I think a song button is more interesting and proactive than "character may perform song if idle long enough", especially given the nature of how this may interact with the world context and maybe even occasionally influence game events (but not necessarily).

I wouldn't deny control.. I was referring to how in some cases if you press the "song" button, the character would merely shrug or mumble or whatever because they don't want to perform a song (or it otherwise isn't practical in the moment).

This adds a compulsive layer to the gameplay, too, which could be good or bad -- In other words, some players would feel the need to probe everywhere for songs.

Oh. If the song interacts with the world I feel like that's something different than what duck game does. That's more like honking your horn in a driving game, or crouching in Shovel Knight, or hugging in A Boy and His Blob. What you're talking about sounds more like Zelda games.

A lot of Zelda games have some kind of musical instrument (maybe all?) but they don't really work the way I'm suggesting

What's the difference

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Oh. Well that's what having good hygiene is for!

Yes, well. I do, but some feelings are hard to shake. Also, this is burned into my mind (enough I am sure I've linked to it before):
"95% of the time there's no poop."
"And the other 5%?"
"There's poop."

Do iiiiiiiit c:<

I'm too cool for bandwagon jumping.

 

[Jobbs]

I installed Duck Game (I have it for free. Eat shit! >) just to see what everyone's talking aboot.

What's the difference

In Zelda games, like Ocarina of time, don't you have to LEARN songs? and then play them to do X thing?

I'm suggesting songs are decided by the character, not the player, and the songs are incidental and for flavor and unlinked to any power or ability

Basically a much expanded and glorified version of horn honking or quacking

My sexual awakening was the original pink power ranger.

Don't judge me.

You had a crush on the pink ranger? You deviant. Truly novel

 

[SolVanderlyn]

My sexual awakening was the original pink power ranger.

Don't judge me.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I installed Duck Game (I have it for free. Eat shit! >) just to see what everyone's talking aboot.

Play it with other people that you can voice chat with. The single player is alright but it really shines when you get that going

 

[liliththepale]

Yes, well. I do, but some feelings are hard to shake. Also, this is burned into my mind (enough I am sure I've linked to it before):
"95% of the time there's no poop."
"And the other 5%?"
"There's poop."



I'm too cool for bandwagon jumping.

She's performing with randos. You and your partner can get better results than that!

Plus, after accidentally vomitting on a guy's dick one time, I don't really find anything that gross anymore.

I installed Duck Game (I have it for free. Eat shit! >) just to see what everyone's talking aboot.



In Zelda games, like Ocarina of time, don't you have to LEARN songs? and then play them to do X thing?

I'm suggesting songs are decided by the character, not the player, and the songs are incidental and for flavor and unlinked to any power or ability

Basically a much expanded and glorified version of horn honking or quacking

Now it sounds like Assassins Creed sea shanties

 

[Jobbs]

I've been explaining the same idea for like three or four posts and you get something different out of it each time.

Am I that bad at explaining?

 

[Vazra]

Someone dress Chris Hemsworth like that kthx

 

[Stormhammer]

Friday plans, boys and girls? Let's go

Spoiler

As for me - still making the determination

playing wow, petting my cat and/or getting clawed by my cat, possible co-op gaming with new okcupid pal, lawn work, dick zuck, dick selfie, sleep ^_^x

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

She's performing with randos. You and your partner can get better results than that!

She was talking about personal sex, too. My attitude towards poop may change after we have a kid and I change diapers. Or it will just entrench my disgust.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Then why are you so scared of calculus?

Performance anxiety.

 

[Chuckie]

I think we have all been there

also typical for people our age is Winnie Cooper from the wonder years

or Topanga from boy meets world

For me Phoebe Cates in Gremlins and Sam from Who's the boss?

 

[FloatOn]

Speaking of math... I ended up with a B as my final grade

 

[Vazra]

playing wow, petting my cat and/or getting clawed by my cat, possible co-op gaming with new okcupid pal, lawn work, dick zuck, dick selfie, sleep ^_^x

Dick selfie?&#128527;

Speaking of math... I ended up with a B as my final grade

B =Balls

 

[jb1234]

I didn't finish Inside last night, for some reason I looked at it and just.. Didn't get started. But I seriously need to do that soon. I must know what the big deal is. I must be informed about what is going on.

I've actually never played Limbo before. Maybe I should do that.

 

[Halcyon]

I'm gonna go home and attempt to watch a movie and eat popcorn with my wife and baby.

Tomorrow is date day which should include drinks and vaginal sex. Maybe swim.

Sunday I'm visiting my family because they havent seen the baby in a few months. My whore idiot cunt sister has never met her yet.


Probably buy a new TV for the bedroom. Gonna get a new Chromecast which I'm stupidly excited about.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Someone dress Chris Hemsworth like that kthx

Between this, your last avatar and me, do you have a thing for long blonde hair? Haha c:

 

[Funky Papa]

Pegging thread continues to be

She's performing with randos. You and your partner can get better results than that!

Plus, after accidentally vomitting on a guy's dick one time, I don't really find anything that gross anymore.

Well, that's some story.

 

[Jobbs]

I've been puked on twice by girls but never on the dick

 

[You Know Nothing]

Weeaboo trash.

2/10 wnb.

 

[Baroquemantic]

I've had a girl sorta puke on my dick. I love rough, sloppy head, and that type of thing tends to happen.

 

[Vazra]

Between this, your last avatar and me, do you have a thing for long blonde hair? Haha c:

Not really. Im a slut &#128591;&#127997;

 

[Pancake Mix]

My sexual awakening was the original pink power ranger.

Don't judge me.

At least it wasn't Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz...

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Plus, after accidentally vomitting on a guy's dick one time, I don't really find anything that gross anymore.

I've been puked on twice by girls but never on the dick

I would be legitimately traumatised, ewewew

playing wow, petting my cat and/or getting clawed by my cat, possible co-op gaming with new okcupid pal, lawn work, dick zuck, dick selfie, sleep ^_^x

Forward to my inbox pls xxx c:

 

[Vazra]

I've had a girl sorta puke on my dick. I love rough, sloppy head, and that type of thing tends to happen.

Just a reminder.

 

[Baroquemantic]

Just a reminder.

Haha! Vaz, bruh, if I were gay I'd have hit you up a while ago.

 

[Pancake Mix]

Vazra, I needed more warning!

Hasta la vista, FakeGAF.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Wait, she's dipping Cheetos in French onion dip.

#spiritanimal

 

[Vazra]

Haha! Vaz, bruh, if I were gay I'd have hit you up a while ago.

Is that your way of calling me attractive and talented? I take it.

Vazra, I needed more warning!

Hasta la vista, FakeGAF.

Its just a banana geez Louise

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Haha! Vaz, bruh, if I were gay I'd have hit you up a while ago.

Do it anyway, you might find something out about yourself

 

[Funky Papa]

I've been puked on twice by girls but never on the dick

I know a certain girl who demands flavoured condoms. Otherwise she becomes sick and can't give oral, lest not risk a catastrophic fuck-up.

I also happen to know another who will straight up refuse to go down, but 100% expects you to give her an oral account of the Old Testament. My best friend courted her for close to a year, only to drop her right after that night. There's being squeamish and there's being a selfish SOB.

Wait, she's dipping Cheetos in French onion dip.

#spiritanimal

Watch iZombie™&#65039;

My sexual awakening was the original pink power ranger.

Don't judge me.

Amy Jo Johnson was (and still is) a total cutie. I'm not judging.

 

[Vazra]

Do it anyway, you might find something out about yourself

That a good BJ can come from a man or a woman.

Spoiler

Men do it better

 

[Funky Papa]

That a good BJ can come from a man or a woman.

Spoiler

Men do it better

Vaz pls.

No matter how skilled guys are, girls wins on account of not having rough facial hair scratching your privates.

Edit: not speaking for experience, but still.

 

[Vazra]

Vaz pls.

No matter how skilled a guy is, a girl wins on account of not having rough facial hair scratching your privates.

It doesnt scratch if you know how to work it. Plus trimming is a thing.

 

[Jobbs]

Only a part of sexual gratification is mechanical. A lot of it (at least for me) is psychological. The idea of a guy giving me oral sex does absolutely nothing stimulating for me psychologically, so it'd be impossible for it to be better than from a woman.

I know a certain girl who demands flavoured condoms. Otherwise she becomes sick and can't give oral, lest not risk a catastrophic fuck-up.

I also happen to know another who will straight up refuse to go down, but 100% expects you to give her an oral account of the Old Testament. My best friend courted her for close to a year, only to drop her right after that night. There's being squeamish and there's being a selfish SOB.

How does she consider it okay to expect something she won't do in return? What is she doing to make up for it?