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[Funky Papa]

Salt water makes me want to puke. Ugh. Yet another reason to avoid the beach.

Unrelated: The new Westworld trailer looks DOPE AF.

I would do unspeakable things to Evan Rachel Wood.

Unspeakable things.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Glue: The Movie

 

[Chuckie]

Salt water makes me want to puke. Ugh. Yet another reason to avoid the beach.

If you drink it yeah. But I will always cherish that night where I kissed the neck of a really hot Balinese girl in a club and tasting her skin which was salty because she spent the day on the beach.

 

[FUME5]

If you drink it yeah. But I will always cherish that night where I kissed the neck of a really hot Balinese girl in a club and tasting her skin which was salty because she spent the day on the beach.

And then some bloke in a Bintang singlet started shit.

 

[Chuckie]

And then some bloke in a Bintang singlet started shit.

It is really funny that you mention this.... because (I shit you not) I actually stole* that girl from a guy in a Bintang singlet!


* Her friend came to me and asked me if I wanted to meet the girl later in another club. I said yes.

 

[FUME5]

It is really funny that you mention this.... because (I shit you not) I actually stole* that girl from a guy in a Bintang singlet!


* Her friend came to me and asked me if I wanted to meet the girl later in another club. I said yes.

Eyyyyyyy

 

[You Know Nothing]

Good morning, cucks.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

What We Do In The Shadows is amazing

Rly looking forward to Thor Ragnarok now

 

[Xiao Hu]

I was conflating your wholly unrelatable story of faceblindedness (pics or it didn't happen) with my incredibly relatable story of unflattering flirtation. Stop twisting my words!

If the bar is open today I will have a drink over there. In the meantime I could twist something else of yours ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Am having trouble thinking of any body part that likes being twisted.



Salt water beaches are the best. I sink too easily in fresh water.

 

[Misha]

At its best it's smarter than Beyond, I wouldn't say that it is on average. And especially not at its worst.

Maybe smarter is the wrong word. But almost all Star Trek (TNG & DS9) try to make some point or another about humanity. Them trying and failing at that is what makes some of the worst episodes so bad.

Beyond was definitely a step forward with that kind of thing but if I remember right it was just making a point about Kirk and the entire movies plot was almost solely to drive his character development.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Am having trouble thinking of any body part that likes being twisted.

Depends what you're into :3

 

[You Know Nothing]

The way Beyoncé ended every other pop girl's career last night as per.

Why do the others even try? lmao

 

[Chuckie]

Am having trouble thinking of any body part that likes being twisted..

Sounds painful tho.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Am having trouble thinking of any body part that likes being twisted.

It's not about the pleasure

On the other hand I'm a terrible big brother so I would twist Lili's piggy tails (if she had some) like a helicopter

 

[Vazra]

Am having trouble thinking of any body part that likes being twisted.

Foreskin and nipples counts?

 

[trab pu kcip]

whenever I google something the solution always seems to be "try coconut oil"
I'll totally try coconut oil today!

 

[You Know Nothing]

whenever I google something the solution always seems to be "try coconut oil"
I'll totally try coconut oil today!

Every problem in your life can be solved by drinking more water or using coconut oil according to the internet.

 

[Fluvian]

Salt water makes me want to puke. Ugh. Yet another reason to avoid the beach.

Unrelated: The new Westworld trailer looks DOPE AF.

I would do unspeakable things to Evan Rachel Wood.

Unspeakable things.

Looks cool but it's troubled production is worrying, they had to put principal photography on hold for like 3 months because Jonathan Nolan couldn't figure out how to end it.

 

[Chuckie]

whenever I google something the solution always seems to be "try coconut oil"
I'll totally try coconut oil today!

Even if it doesn't work, you'll smell like heaven!

 

[Xiao Hu]

Foreskin and nipples counts?

Hehe, my former slutty flatmate says she likes to play with her boyfriend's foreskin when he's not horny. She calls it jiji-spielen; 鸡鸡 means cock in Chinese, spielen means play in German.

Even if it doesn't work, you'll smell like heaven!

Dafuq do you know?

 

[Fluvian]

whenever I google something the solution always seems to be "try coconut oil"
I'll totally try coconut oil today!

15 Year old me on yahoo questions: I wanna fuck my boyfriend but I don't know where to get lube?
First response: Use coconut oil
16 year old me: Is there a healthier way to fry stuff?
Answer: coconut oil
18 year old me: How can I make my muscles look even more defined?
answer: coconut oil

Fucking thing does everything.
I spent like 11 minutes trying to find a gif of that simpsons episode where the super buff guy asked his biceps if they want coconut oil, couldn't even find a clip.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Even if it doesn't work, you'll smell like heaven!

and it'll keep the mosquitos away!!




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is Predator 2 good without Arnie? I've only ever seen the first one

 

[Fluvian]

and it'll keep the mosquitos away!!




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is Predator 2 good without Arnie? I've only ever seen the first one

It's an entertaining watch, has some really good scenes, but the lack of Arnie is certainly it's biggest flaw.

 

[FUME5]

and it'll keep the mosquitos away!!




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is Predator 2 good without Arnie? I've only ever seen the first one

It's really bad... but still somehow good.

 

[EatChildren]

Predator is one of the best action movies ever. It's cinematic perfect, sweaty muscle shots and all.

Predator 2 is okay. Far worse than the original, much in part due to a lack of Arnie. The pacing is off, but I guess they couldn't just copy the original. But the setting keeps it interesting and it has some great murder scenes.

 

[Zero²]

Should I PM you?

Only if you use a sexy GIF baibei rawr

 

[Chuckie]

and it'll keep the mosquitos away!!




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is Predator 2 good without Arnie? I've only ever seen the first one

I did not even know that! Damn coconuts rule.

About Predator 2.... What FUME5 says pretty much sums it up.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I see. probably not watching it then.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

do Germans take pride in Arnie?

 

[You Know Nothing]

do Germans take pride in Arnie?

I know Californians certainly don't.

 

[EatChildren]

 

[Chuckie]

do Germans take pride in Arnie?

Why would they? He's as German as Hitler was.

 

[Xiao Hu]

do Germans take pride in Arnie?

He's Austrian. They're even more fucked up than we are.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Why would they? He's as German as Hitler was.

Austrian scum!

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Why would they? He's as German as Hitler was.

As German as Mozart.

Let's not pretend that Austria is a real country guys. It's Germany's New Zealand.

 

[FUME5]

TDM making a geographical error?

EDIT

And taking a shot at the kiwis!

 

[Patrick Bateman]

lol

 

[Misha]

As German as Mozart.

Let's not pretend that Austria is a real country guys. It's Germany's New Zealand.

Does that mean Germany owns New Zealand too?

 

[Xiao Hu]

As German as Mozart.

Let's not pretend that Austria is a real country guys. It's Germany's New Zealand.

No, because then it would be awesome. Still can't believe it's a country on it's own.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Does that mean Germany owns New Zealand too?

No. Although they did own Zeeland for a few years there.

No, because then it would be awesome. Still can't believe it's a country on it's own.

Yeah, much like NZ it needs to get with the program and unify with its big brother.

Grossdeutschland here we come

 

[You Know Nothing]

North and South Dakota need to do this.

There's no need for them to be separate states.

 

[Jobbs]

North and South Dakota need to do this.

There's no need for them to be separate states.

Or exist at all

 

[Chuckie]

Yeah, much like NZ it needs to get with the program and unify with its big brother.

Grossdeutschland here we come

Ah a second Anschluss... what could go wrong?!

 

[FUME5]

Chuuur bro.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Or exist at all

Boom. Just merge them with Montana. That's what both might as well be anyway.

Lots of nature, low population, and whiter than a blizzard on a glacier.

 

[Vazra]

Only if you use a sexy GIF baibei rawr

One was a pic and one was a gif. If you like the content more shall be delivered

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Ah a second Anschluss... what could go wrong?!

 

[Xiao Hu]

I love how it's a cardboard Polandball is sitting in. Also, it's still the Indonesian colour order.

 

[Chuckie]

Indonesia is Voltorb, Poland is Electrode