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Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
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I ate nothing but spinach and ricotta cheese pastizzis for a week and a half.
This is sort of triggering my tryptophobia
I eat a lot of raw spinach every day, sometimes just straight from a bowl if I'm lazy. Need that iron and roughage
Funky Papa
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I really want to watch that, plus Hacksaw Ridge. It looks like HR brings the kind of savagery capable of making Saving Private Ryan a PG13 affair. Alas, I'm eternally conflicted by Mel Gibson. He's a terrific director and brings some unique intensity and presence as an actor, but it's hard for me to ignore that we are talking about a huge racist and a bit of a religious nut. At the same time, he was morbidly alcoholic at the time and even his estranged wife came to defend him. Being a huge proponent of rehabilitation and seeing how he has seemingly turned his life around, half of my brain is telling me to give him a chance while the other hemisphere is telling him to fuck off.
Good thing you are not straight. Your girlfriends would be so disappointed in you.Olives are the worst thing tho. Anytime I dont notice it on the rice and touches my tongue is automatic
I eat a bag of spinach a day, stuff is great tasting and helps build muscle
Funky Papa
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It's hard for me to tell when you are trolling.
Baroquemantic
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Morning, fakers!
I don't know, all my gym buddies love brocoli and I hate the stuff, Spinach is my favourite vegetable.
I can just grab handfuls of it and choke it down quickly on my way out the door.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Morning.
I'm deadass gaffing from the couch with my girlfriend having a nap, head resting on my groin. I want to pee and I want to fart, alas...
I had to pee while buried under my girlfriend in the couch a while ago and posted about it as gaf man.. Stop stealing my stuff
Funky Papa
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Morning y'alls.
The things we do for love.
TBH, that's my every Sunday. Current situation as drawn from my iPad.I had to pee while buried under my girlfriend in the couch a while ago and posted about it as gaf man.. Stop stealing my stuff
The things we do for love.
Professor Beef
Banned
Morning
Sol hates red meat? He's dead to me.
Sol hates red meat? He's dead to me.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I'm delightfully bidet'd, I'll have you know.
T
Transhuman
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If only the gameplay wasnt a snoozefest
Funky Papa
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Apparently she's the most comfortable with her head resting over my pillowy testicles. Gotta pee? Too bad.
You Know Nothing
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It's gonna have to not have shit gameplay to get me to care.
The first was awful to actually play.
Nerdkiller
Membeur
Sigh. Another swollen nostril today.
You Know Nothing
Member
So you're saying Dark Souls sucks? Because it's a JRPG.
I find that JRPGs tend to suck whenever they try to do action based combat instead of turn based. The Souls games being the sole exception when it comes to real time combat. FFXV for example looks about as enjoyable to me as a bleach enema.
Semantics.
When I say "jrpg" I mean menu driven weird anime save the world nonsense.
That shit stopped being cool after final fantasy 9
With the exception of Persona I would say yes. Everything else can go suck an androgynous j-pop boyband cock.
You Know Nothing
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Dragon Quest VIII would like a word with you!
And FFIX sucks ass anyway. One of the worst entries in the series.
Nerdkiller
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I just love how much of a laughing stock this game has become.
trab pu kcip
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My family would love you
at least someone's family would
it's one of my most anticipated games
You Know Nothing
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There is just something so inexplicably charming about everything in DQVIII that I don't think it's possible to hate it. The overall plot is as trite as it gets but it's lifted up thanks to the style and the sense of discovery you get by exploring the world and experiencing all the great little side stories.
DQXI's gonna be lit, fam.
Day one on PS4.
I rather play JRPGs than most Western RPGs. Bethesda games are atrocious, Fable got worse with each iteration. Mass Effect stripped RPG elements by sequels making it more shooty bang bang with conversations in between. Dragon Age got worse and less tactical by sequels but at least the last game wasnt as bad as 2 I suppose. The Witcher is the only Western RPG I can tolerate that I can remember.
Baroquemantic
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I really should play a Dragon Quest game one of these days.
I love DQ8 as well
Other games in that style I like:
Phantasy Star 4
Costume Quest
Earthbound
Grandia 2
Breath of Fire 3
Final Fantasy series before 10
But yeah past a certain point the majority of jrpg are a dumpster fire
You Know Nothing
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You Know Nothing
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Triggered remembering the tin can audio in FFXII on PS2.
I'd almost want the remaster just for uncompressed audio. (But XII was and still is trash.)
I'd almost want the remaster just for uncompressed audio. (But XII was and still is trash.)
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
I love Xenogears even though I never got to that second disc.
Thinking of it that was Xenoblade before Xenoblade which I find to not be all that as gaf used to say it was. Then again considering the lack of decent RPGs on Wii I can see why they thought it was great when there was barely any standards.
Funky Papa
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mystic quest mystic quest mystic quest mystic quest mystic quest
Honorary mention goes to the Xanadu series. Most other classic JRPGs bore me to tears.
Honorary mention goes to the Xanadu series. Most other classic JRPGs bore me to tears.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Has anyone mentioned Earthbound
Because Earthbound
Because Earthbound
You Know Nothing
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Chrono Triggered needs to be mentioned too.
FFXII deadass felt like an offline MMO. Maybe the job system being added will make it better so that every character can't be a carbon copy but they'd seriously have to change the fundamental combat and world design to get me to enjoy it at all.
It doesn't help that so many modern JRPGs also pander to the 1000 year old dragon in a 10 year old girl's body crowd in some form or another.
FFXII deadass felt like an offline MMO. Maybe the job system being added will make it better so that every character can't be a carbon copy but they'd seriously have to change the fundamental combat and world design to get me to enjoy it at all.
It doesn't help that so many modern JRPGs also pander to the 1000 year old dragon in a 10 year old girl's body crowd in some form or another.
I put thirty hours into X because I wanted one of those god damn mechs, I put all that work in and guess what happens when I get it? It can't fly yet and it has no attacks, fuck that game.
Professor Beef
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Overrated.
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