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Fake Picture GAF v9 — No Man's Thirst

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Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
Was talking to a new guy. Discussions got steamy. Told him he would have to eat me after finishing if he wanted it to get that far. I have gotten no text since, lol.
 

Nerdkiller

Membeur
Was talking to a new guy. Discussions got steamy. Told him he would have to eat me after finishing if he wanted it to get that far. I have gotten no text since, lol.
Ehhh. You could have just blurted out that you've got a kid. Would have had the same effect.

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FUME5

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"I came here to demean men and play obscure retro Japanese games, and my copy of SD Gundam Gaiden: Knight Gundam Monogatari 3 just froze."
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
"I came here to demean men and play obscure retro Japanese games, and my copy of SD Gundam Gaiden: Knight Gundam Monogatari 3 just froze."
This should be on my tombstone. This tells you almost everything you need to know about me
 

FUME5

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We banned porn featuring women with small tits for a short while, because it would 'encourage pedophilia'.

Fucking morons under every rock.

This should be on my tombstone. This tells you almost everything you need to know about me

You're my favorite misandrist.
 

FUME5

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Wait wat?

Trying to find an article, it looks like the Australian Sex Party made a bit of a stink about it, but that no 'ban' was ever put in place.

I do remember hearing about it on the news though - this is from 2010:

Breasts came under the spotlight a year ago, as Senators Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett commenced a campaign against publicly available porn. Rounding up magazines from corner shops and filling stations, Senator Joyce claimed that publications featuring small-breasted women were encouraging paedophilia.

The result of this campaign is now visible in the decisions being made by the Australian Classification Board, which is beginning to apply RC (refused classification) categories to such material, as opposed to the previous X-rating. According to Fiona Patten, Convenor of the Australian Sex Party: "We are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup size.

"It may be an unintended consequence of the Senator’s actions but they are largely responsible for the sharp increase in breast size in Australian adult magazines of late."

Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint’s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned. These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications.

At the same time, the Australian Sex Party claims, Federal government censors are directing Customs officials to confiscate depictions of the female orgasm when it is accompanied with an ejaculation, as the Classification Board is also starting to classify films that feature female ejaculation as RC. Films that show both male and female ejaculation have routinely been given an X rating since 1983.
 
Trying to find an article, it looks like the Australian Sex Party made a bit of a stink about it, but that no 'ban' was ever put in place.

I do remember hearing about it on the news though - this is from 2010:
IIRC, it was something like they would need to interpret images in pornographic magazines to decide if it was an adult performer portraying a character who was underage. A pornographic photo of a woman with small breasts wouldn't be an issue unless it was in a school scene or something like that. The Sex Party misrepresenting this soured me a bit on them.
 

FUME5

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IIRC, it was something like they would need to interpret images in pornographic magazines to decide if it was an adult performer portraying a character who was underage. A pornographic photo of a woman with small breasts wouldn't be an issue unless it was in a school scene or something like that. The Sex Party misrepresenting this soured me a bit on them.

I hear you, but that is a direct quote from Barnaby "give me them big titties lol" Joyce.

Senator Joyce has claimed that "publications featuring small-breasted women (are) encouraging paedophilia".
 

FUME5

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She's like...$50 a pop these days and I managed to pull two of her out of booster packs

I only play digital (as I've said before) you're allowed to run multiple copies of the same planeswalker?

I definitely have her in my BW deck (even though I have no zombies) as that -2/-1 is so useful.
 

FUME5

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Took care of everything, GF's asleep, time to get animated.




When I was 22 I dated a 25 year old (who I was hopelessly in love with). So no, not since forever.

8 years older when I was 18 (see story on last page) and 8-9 years younger with the crazy FWB I've mentioned in here a few years ago. The 8-9 is because she kept changing her story about how old she was.
 

Jobbs

Banned
8 years older when I was 18 (see story on last page) and 8-9 years younger with the crazy FWB I've mentioned in here a few years ago. The 8-9 is because she kept changing her story about how old she was.

I'm open to the idea of not cradle robbing. It just hasn't worked out that way in recent history.
 
I only play digital (as I've said before) you're allowed to run multiple copies of the same planeswalker?

I definitely have her in my BW deck (even though I have no zombies) as that -2/-1 is so useful.

You can have up to four in the deck, but can only play one at a time. And when you play one while another is out, all loyalty counters return the original amount (for her it's 3)
 
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