Im open to lewdness when you visit in October tho. Also that is not as detailed as I could have gone but it gets everything across. The talk happening while going at it was also a thing but didnt go much over it.
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Im open to lewdness when you visit in October tho. Also that is not as detailed as I could have gone but it gets everything across. The talk happening while going at it was also a thing but didnt go much over it.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
HOW IS THAT DREAM SO DETAILED JESUS FUCK
Well I just got up so its fresh on my mind.
Next time your nieces come over be a good Russian uncle and bath them in водка
RobotNinjaHornets
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That's true, hehe :3
*sits in FB chat waiting for the more detailed version*
Haha c:
Hahahaha! Amazing
liliththepale
Banned
I had a dream I slapped FloatOn not sure if it was work related or chick related but that calmed him the fuck downthen we ate pizza like nothing happened. Gaf dreams are fun.
CrudeDiatribe
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Don't think I've had a dream featuring a GAFfer since the tinychat/IRC days and people I would talk to all the time showed up in my dreams a few times.
Nothing sexy.
Me either. Age or sexual fulfillment?
Nothing sexy.
Me either. Age or sexual fulfillment?
Chuckie
Member
Probably both.
Haha. No I rarely ever had them. even as a teenager. Prolly wanked too much.
You actually popped up in one of my dreams. You drove a taxi I was taking.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I either remember everything from my dreams or nothing at all.
Most of the times I don't have any memory of them.
The worst part is waking up knowing that you just had the lewdest dream but can't recall a single minute of it.
Most of the times I don't have any memory of them.
The worst part is waking up knowing that you just had the lewdest dream but can't recall a single minute of it.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Same
Though I can only ever remember having a sex dream once
I posted about it here haha
EDIT: Unrelated but due to that Trump/Clinton poll thread I'm going to make a prediction - if Trump wins it will be everyone's fault except Clinton's and there will be a lot of middle class liberal sneering about how stupid everyone is in response
Wear a hazmat suit next and have one for your gf.
WORST.RUSSIAN.EVER.
nah getting sick is part of life
for some reason I read it as YOU being the russian uncle (you're the russian after all) which is worse.
I'm pretty confused right now and easily confused.
Dude....no....
smokeandmirrors
Banned
Back to the ol grind. Ugh.
haha that is kind of the best
Also the massive steak I consumed yesterday at my bros birthday is not sitting well. Time for 7up and crackers.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
It's mostly bored abuelas over here.
I remember when they first began airing Colombian shows in Spain back in the early 90's and people were losing their shit. Dat then unheard Latin American drama.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
You forgot: all rich dudes and dudettes and unmistakably European looking.
But maybe they are going for the realist angle, who knows.
The villain chick is usually blonde or redhead.
Im telling myself to keep my cool cause Im close to yell "shut the fuck up". This shit right here is why I dont go to the doctors often. Hope the doc is quick with my shit and tell me Im alright cause Im seriously pissed as fuck and dont want to come here again. My anxiety sucks in this enviroment when there is like 50-60ish people waiting for the doctors is such a clusterfuck full of noise coming from left and right.😩🔫
was this just you showing up or did you have an appointment to be seen at a certain time?
if they are not seeing you within 30 minutes of saying they were going to see you I would raise all hell.
I don't deal well with waiting around either, especially around sick people.
next time I guess bring some headphones
CrudeDiatribe
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Excellent. Eventually I'll be in a dream alongside Al Pacino.
Yeah, mine seem to correspond to waking activity. So to speak.
Had one while sleeping next to a particular girl for the first time once; we'd fallen asleep after making out. Woke up terrified I'd been humping her leg.
You Know Nothing
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I finished Until Dawn last night.
I suck and only three people lived.
I suck and only three people lived.
This is just a quick visit to bring the results of the tests I got done. I gotta wait my turn but this is slug pace and people today are extra chatty. I got to get my healtcare back and fill in the record of the visit at 9:40 and now waiting for vitals for then to see the doctor. This system sucks.
It is known.
Which three? I can tell how you played by which three.
Little Monser
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It wasnt you but me and the gaffer started making out then his hand started touching my belly then slowly go down to my pants and you can figure out he started to grab something. He then took out my shirt we made out more and started kissing me down my neck, my chest, belly and he reaches the pants and pulls them down andputs his mouth on my cock while still in undies and licks it then clamps up my cock with his lips and moves his head left and right and I pull it out of the undies.. He begins kissing it, then licking the tip while stroking it it and then starts sucking it. He takes turns between jerking it off and sucking til the point of no return with some ocassional talk saying how he loves it and when I tell him Im about to cum the dude decides to keep sucking and deepthroats and well.
Then I did the same to him plusand then we took a shower together, make out more in the shower, wash our mouths and went out to catch a movie lol.some ball licking and sucking
I did dream of being a mod once and banning nearly 50% of the accounts because teehee it would be fun then I got demodded and there was a roasting thread where all the banned people were unbanned tearing me a new one and my tag changed to 50% hateful, 50% bitch
Damn lol
You playing that in your head with Sexxx Dreams in the background imagining all the potential gaffers? Creep!
You Know Nothing
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Jessica, Emily, and Chris.
Death details:
Matt went over the cliff with the deer.
I was dumb and had Ashley follow Jess's voice and then open the trapdoor. Boom decapitated.
Josh was killed by Wendigo Hannah in the cave. She squeezed his head until it exploded. I'm not sure what triggered this but it must be because "Sam missed a vital clue"
Mike and Sam both blew up with the wendigos in the lodge.
I was dumb and had Ashley follow Jess's voice and then open the trapdoor. Boom decapitated.
Josh was killed by Wendigo Hannah in the cave. She squeezed his head until it exploded. I'm not sure what triggered this but it must be because "Sam missed a vital clue"
Mike and Sam both blew up with the wendigos in the lodge.
Oh wow that first one is something people usually have to try and do, that's not even the hardest part in the game to keep him alive.
You can't save Josh no matter what anyway so don't count him
EDIT: Oh my bad you actually can save Josh
RobotNinjaHornets
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God I am nervous
I know it'll be fine
But christ
Someone calm me down
I know it'll be fine
But christ
Someone calm me down
Sure you wouldn't...by the way did you see my PM? :3Zero²;216030786 said:
You Know Nothing
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The Don't Move commands fucked me over a few times. I swear to god I even held my damn breath during those and I'd still end up "moving" somehow during a few.
Chatting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yeah, I was an idiot with Matt especially.
As for Josh, I just looked it up and he can be saved.
Chatting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yeah, I was an idiot with Matt especially.
As for Josh, I just looked it up and he can be saved.
Waaaah
They grow up fast. Just wait until she has her own Xbox live account and her own friends she talks to on there. Sometimes when I play Xbox with my niece she lets her friend into the chat and I have to tolerate a high voice little fucking jerkoff kid who calls me dude and talks to me as if we're equals
You'll be fine dude. Remember the condoms!
You Know Nothing
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God, I need to avoid all political threads in Off Topic.
So many posts that show about as much understanding of American politics as can be gleaned from a Reddit hot take.
So many posts that show about as much understanding of American politics as can be gleaned from a Reddit hot take.
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