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Fake Picture GAF v9 — No Man's Thirst

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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Just looked him up.

Sainte mère de dieu. (Just going by pictures here tho.)



And yeah, this is really common. It makes sense because men aren't paid shit in straight porn. Gay porn's where the money is.
Wow. I thought that was a thing of the past. It's kind of bizarre to hear about it in this day and age.

How do you know about him tho?

I like him with facial hair but without it is a no. Also he beat up Michael Lucas? Mess

My Token Gay Friend™
 
Fucking hell, Ratchet & Clank still hasn't fucking left New Jersey. I ordered it almost a week ago. According to the tracking, USPS is still waiting for the package.

This motherfucker about to get reported.
 
why don't you go digital?

these shipping problems sound like hell

My internet is 1.5Mbps max. I live in the country. There aren't really any other options.

I'm not going through hell downloading these 40GB games. For example, I've been patching Bloodborne (with its 9GB patch) for about five days. That's not continuously but still. I tolerate digital on PC because I don't really have a choice in the matter.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
My internet is 1.5Mbps max. I live in the country. There aren't really any other options.

I'm not going through hell downloading these 40GB games. For example, I've been patching Bloodborne (with its 9GB patch) for about five days. That's not continuously but still. I tolerate digital on PC because I don't really have a choice in the matter.

I know my internet is not great but...
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FloatOn

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My internet is 1.5Mbps max. I live in the country. There aren't really any other options.

I'm not going through hell downloading these 40GB games. For example, I've been patching Bloodborne (with its 9GB patch) for about five days. That's not continuously but still. I tolerate digital on PC because I don't really have a choice in the matter.

damn that sucks

I don't know if I could hang with that slow internet.
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Ugh, internet stuff.

I switched to a different provider and downgraded my connection from some GDLK 300/300 Mbps because I'd save €15 per month (plus two cellphone numbers with free unlimited voice calls) and now I'm ridden with the jankiest DSL in this city.

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I sure damn hope my ISP extends its optic fibre network to my place within the year, because otherwise I'm switching back to my old provider. This is unbearable.
 
damn that sucks

I don't know if I could hang with that slow internet.

Yeahp.

The telecommunications advances being made in #RuralAmerica are truly spectacular. Verizon would be viable considering there's a tower I can see from the living room window, but no way am I touching it while they still insist on their bullshit data caps acting as if internet is a limited resource or something.
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Data caps are the fuckiest. They are awful enough on mobile, I cannot even imagine how fucked I'd be if they capped my home connection with all the streaming I do.
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Bored hicks are a terrible combo.

Back when I was working for the gov out there in the in the boonies I was shocked by the amount of drugs being used by farmers and local workers. Life is cheap but they have no entertainment nor means to evade the boring reality of their lives, so coke and pills were all over the place.

The infrastructure absolutely.

A thousand yes.
 

Fluvian

Banned
Isn't it true that a lot of them are just straight men doing gay for pay? That's probably got a lot to do with that.

Yep, and you can always tell if their actually straight guys, it's honestly creepy and the reason the only gay porn I like is soft core sensual shit
 
Bored hicks are a terrible combo.

Back when I was working for the gov out there in the in the boonies I was shocked by the amount of drugs being used by farmers and local workers. Life is cheap but they have no entertainment nor means to evade the boring reality of their lives, so coke and pills were all over the place.

it's that plus I think white Rust Belt America is starting to just feel hopeless, so we turn to drugs for escape, become addicted, then OD and the cycle repeats.

White suicide rates are also increasing.
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Hey, would you look at Tim Cook pretending to be a human being instead of a nation blackmailing, tax dodging piece of human refuse.
 

Misha

Banned
Yeah, it is.

I think it's this sense of stagnation that's driving it and white people in general don't have the support networks and haven't already endured this sense of hopelessness like PoC have for decades.
I wonder what it's like for anywhere else but I know that in my family and others like it mental illness or addiction brands you as a failure or disappointment. Your new ceiling is set for you and you have nowhere to go but down
 

FloatOn

Member
Mario on iphone kind of weirds me out

I'm not big on mobile games but seeing nintendo stuff on non-nintendo hardware is pretty strange
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Mario on iphone kind of weirds me out

I'm not big on mobile games but seeing nintendo stuff on non-nintendo hardware is pretty strange

It'll play poorly like most cellphone platformers. I mean, it's Nintendo, I'm sure it'll be enjoyable for a mobile game, but that will be it. Cellphones are simply not suited for the genre.
 

FloatOn

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Isn't it an endless runner tho?

I think that's what he meant by cellphone platformer.

I guess from a business perspective it makes sense for nintendo to branch out since they are not really getting third party support at all.

Still though, I have mixed feelings. Like this is kind of dangerously close to nintendo becoming third party or something.
 

Misha

Banned
I think that's what he meant by cellphone platformer.

I guess from a business perspective it makes sense for nintendo to branch out since they are not really getting third party support at all.

Still though, I have mixed feelings.
Oh. That makes sense. Normally people seem to consider it a different genre tho. But really what's the difference between a sonic endless runner and a sonic platformer?
 
Nintendo becoming third party is long overdue.

The Mario game is pretty late to the party though. It's hard to imagine it'll be any better than Banana Kong or Run, Sackboy, Run. I guess it doesn't hurt to try.
 

FloatOn

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I don't understand

in a sonic endless runner you are constantly moving forward.

in a sonic platformer there are times where you stop and choose paths, look for secrets etc.

Nintendo becoming third party is long overdue.

The Mario game is pretty late to the party though. It's hard to imagine it'll be any better than Banana Kong or Run, Sackboy, Run. I guess it doesn't hurt to try.

I wouldn't say they are becoming third party just yet. They do still have dedicated hardware coming out.

I think this is just branching out in to new business without benefiting their competitors. I think I also remember hearing at the beginning of the year that they are going to get into doing stuff for theme parks and movies.

The optimist part of me is thinking that this just them trying to revitalize their business while the cynical side is thinking that this is just them being desperate.
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
Nintendo will never truly go third party. They are the only unique hardware manufacturer. These games are more like advertising than actual games.
 
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