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Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
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EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
I'm pretty sure I'm 5'6". I don't really feel short most of the time, but I think the average height for Americans is greater than Australians.
Dont forget the 👊🏻✊🏻💧🍩
I'm 5'11 babe I can carry you 😘
smokeandmirrors
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Impromptu night out with coworkers ends up being the best decision I've made in weeks.
liliththepale
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No. Pie is better than cake. We just went over this.
Yeah, and that's ultimately the important thing unless you move to somewhere that everyone is a different height on average.
the penultimate three
You Know Nothing
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I'm sure we would have heard about shit dick if it had happened.
I had the same experience but the other way around. I thought I was 5'4" but apparently I'm 5'2".
My dad is 6"0'. I feel like I got most of my genes from him but not that one.
Nerdkiller
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I'm 6'4", with an aquiline nose, soft wavvy hair, and no ass.
smokeandmirrors
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I'm literally average height wise. So ¯_(ツ_/¯
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I had the same experience but the other way around. I thought I was 5'4" but apparently I'm 5'2".
My dad is 6"0'. I feel like I got most of my genes from him but not that one.
oh, I'm sorry
tbh I was disappointed when I found out, but mostly just disappointed that I'd been wrong for so long
Aarglefarg
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The internet says my centimetres are worth 5 feet and 8 inches. I wondered where those inches went.
Do you want to talk about it publicly or privately or would you rather not to?
You Know Nothing
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Well its common thing with depression to see yourself negatively, the feeling lonely sensation and now doubts about moving which tbh is bs cause it can't be worse than being usually 24/7 in this room for most of the part.
Yeah, but just the regular game. Don't Starve Together comes out on PS4 on the 13th.
There's a certain fun in sharing a character and going back and forth so I don't know if the coop will COMPLETELY replace the old experience.
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It's no big deal.oh, I'm sorry
tbh I was disappointed when I found out, but mostly just disappointed that I'd been wrong for so long
I don't mind being short really except for not having nice long legs. But yeah it's mostly like... how was I wrong about this for so long?!My gf is pretty short (5'3" ish? maybe a hair taller) and I've never held it against her
Mostly but I strongly prefer she be shorter than I am (and since I'm 6'2" it's very rare that a woman wouldn't be). Being the small spoon would be very weird. I also like it when she sits in my lap and it'd be hard if she was wasn't shorter/smaller.
Mostly but I strongly prefer she be shorter than I am (and since I'm 6'2" it's very rare that a woman wouldn't be). Being the small spoon would be very weird. I also like it when she sits in my lap and it'd be hard if she was wasn't shorter/smaller.
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WhereAreMahDragonz
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Bored af waiting to go home
Changing environments can potentially do wonders for depression. Good luck!
liliththepale
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if she told you your dick was short would you hold it against her?
It's no big deal.
I just checked and it's wrong on my driver's license too! Also apparently I weigh forty pounds less than I actually do :O
I like looking at people in the eyes, so the less I have to bend up or down the more I feel like I can relate to that person. My girlfriend is just barely taller than me and it's perfect.
But she was like no, I'm 5'10", so there's no way you're 5'6". So we went and measured to see who was right. Lo and behold the truth finally came out.
team america has you covered
That would be rude, so yeah, a bit.
I was trying to cutely suggest that I like her height but I guess it sounded werid? I dunno I've got a head cold and I'm a bit confused.
I swear to god my whole computer froze violently (with the stuttering sound stuck on loop) when I clicked that. I'll take it as a sign. Also thanks.
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I almost added Salem is Game of Thrones with witches to my post in this thread, but I didn't want to get piled on by people in OT who act as if GoT is the epitome of television writing or something.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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One of the most beautiful things I've ever heard is when the super says "EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BUILDING"
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
finally tried on one of the shirts i have from E3 that I knew would be far, far too small but good gosh american small really is too small
it's hilariously tight for my body and i feel vulnerable
it's hilariously tight for my body and i feel vulnerable
I really need a new drivers license. Not even my eye color is right
Same. That's part of the benefit of our height too
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liliththepale
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It's not that but it's better than you'd expect for fantasy television schlock.
I really need a new drivers license. Not even my eye color is right
Same. That's part of the benefit of our height too
Do you have to get a bunch of other paperwork done first?
I have a funny perspective on this because I do screen printing as my day job. In women's sizes we do a fairly even distribution of S, M and L, with a few XS and XL as well. In men's sizes we almost never print smaller than M, and almost always have at least XXL if not triple or quad.
meanwhile men's small is too big for me a lot of the time haha.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Can I please just drink myself into a coma
Me googling what your stupid imperial system measurements actually mean...dafuq?! Lil is that tall?
Nope
Nope
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
You yanks need to start catering to the Australian dad bod.
liliththepale
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Em please don't go comatose on us
it's not that tall. Holly is taller, and so is her sister, and so is my girlfriend. And Misha is the same height.
it's not that tall. Holly is taller, and so is her sister, and so is my girlfriend. And Misha is the same height.
GOT is incredibly uneven. At its best it is brilliant, at worst it's absolutely dumbass schlock.
The Jon Snow battle near the end of last season was fucking amazing. It would have been a particularly well executed battle scene even if it were in a high budget movie
The Jon Snow battle near the end of last season was fucking amazing. It would have been a particularly well executed battle scene even if it were in a high budget movie
Pretty sure its just one form. Should have fixed it last time I got it renewed
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Oh definitely. The acting is generally good (even if the writing has really bad dips), the visual effects are nearly always on point, and some scenes are genuinely well written and supremely executed.
Praise HBO for the high budget basically. I'd hate to see what the show would be if it were on network TV. Probably Once Upon a Time level.
You yanks need to start catering to the Australian dad bod.
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You yanks need to start catering to the Australian dad bod.
You're so cute! 可爱! :3
To be frank I always imagined you to be somehow petite. I mean I haven't measured myself in ages so we might be at the same height. Ooooh how I wish there was a therapy with growth hormones. My mother would finally shut up about my and my fathers height...
No thanks. That's disgusting.
liliththepale
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revolting. I would never. Why is this even a question?
and yeah, I saw the email. Thanks!
Oh, that's way easier than I thought it'd be.
It was such a pain last time I got my license renewed. As if sitting through the lines at the DMV once wasn't bad enough, they never actually sent the thing. So like five months go by without it showing up and I decide I don't care. But then I'm trying to buy wine still using my old license and the clerk wouldn't let me. So I had to go back to the DMV and see what the deal was, and then wait again and hope and pray that it would actually be delivered this time. Fortunately it did.
There is but you just have to start really early and pay a whole lot. My brother in law was projected to be 5'5" so his parents put him on hormones when he was twelve and now he's 5'11" at 22 years old.
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There is! But you have to still be growing and your lack of height must be due to deficiencies. I have a friend that took hormones because he was growing very small
Fair enough.
There was a poll on my Twitter feed, I got curious. I'd be tempted to try pee play in the shower, but scat is a bit much. I remember watching a girl on Skype play with herself while peeing. It was strangely arousing.revolting. I would never. Why is this even a question?
and yeah, I saw the email. Thanks!
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