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[Bko]

There was a poll on my Twitter feed, I got curious. I'd be tempted to try pee play in the shower, but scat is a bit much. I remember watching a girl on Skype play with herself while peeing. It was strangely arousing.

She simply didn't call her show a squirt show
_____

Ok so I measured myself barefoot and apparently I'm ::double checks your stupid ass backwards imperial system....:: 5'75" (176cm). It's also in the morning so this might come from me being stretched.

Well I guess I have to stick to smaller girls...it's not like that many like me anyway 😞

 

[liliththepale]

There was a poll on my Twitter feed, I got curious. I'd be tempted to try pee play in the shower, but scat is a bit much. I remember watching a girl on Skype play with herself while peeing. It was strangely arousing.

Between two consenting adults, that's your prerogative. But I have a hard time imagining the vast majority of people would be into that.

The thing about sex is that by necessity your inhibitions are lowered so that the foreign DNA can enter the other person's body and not immediately get cast out, which in turn lets you be open to something you'd otherwise find disgusting. But fecal matter is just too much, and toxic urine too.

 

[Misha]

She simply didn't call her show a squirt show
_____

Ok so I measured myself barefoot and apparently I'm ::double checks your stupid ass backwards imperial system....:: 5'75" (176cm). It's also in the morning so this might come from me being stretched.

Well I guess I have to stick to smaller girls...it's not like that many like me anyway 😞

5'9" you mean

Theres 12 inches in a foot so you can't just put the remaining decimal as the inches

 

[You Know Nothing]

This is where I'd put my own reaction gif









IF I HAD ONE

 

[Bko]

5'9" you mean

Theres 12 inches in a foot so you can't just put the remaining decimal as the inches

You see! You see?! What the fuck is this shit. Almost as horrible as the old British monetary system

 

[jb1234]

This is where I'd put my own reaction gif









IF I HAD ONE

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.

 

[Clydefrog]

you better not start jacking it

 

[Symphonia]

Between two consenting adults, that's your prerogative. But I have a hard time imagining the vast majority of people would be into that.

The thing about sex is that by necessity your inhibitions are lowered so that the foreign DNA can enter the other person's body and not immediately get cast out, which in turn lets you be open to something you'd otherwise find disgusting. But fecal matter is just too much, and toxic urine too.

I get that. I like to think I'm open to trying new, kinky things. Pee would be done in the shower - thus diluting the urine - but, as mentioned, poo is too much for me. Which is ironic, as I love butt stuff.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Sobriety is boring.

 

[jb1234]

you better not start jacking it

If I do, you'll be the first to know.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

If I do, you'll be the first to know.

dat VIP access.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Sobriety is boring.

The worst thing about sobriety is I can't sleep.
I don't want non-benzodiazepine hypnotics such as Ambien or Lunesta. Had some really bad experiences with those.
Antihistamines just make me really drowsy and "heavy" like someone is putting pressure on my chest.

The only thing is try to have some sleep hygiene, and even that is not fail-proof.

I just load up Giant Bomb and Skeptics Guide to the Universe, along more shorter podcasts such as SawBones and Science Now. to have fitful sleep.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

This is where I'd put my own reaction gif









IF I HAD ONE

 

[Transhuman]

Sex should involve two (or three) naked bodies, condoms if necessary, and that's it. No pee, no rope, no costumes, no food, no implements and most importantly no poop.

I was walking through town and I heard someone call my name and it was a freind of mine I used to play Smash Bros with who works at a sex store. He gave me a tour for like 30 mins (there were no other customers). All the stuff there seemed really expensive and 7% of it seemed to be designed to go up the human ass. "The ass you say? Surely you must be lying". But I swear I am telling the truth.

 

[Clydefrog]

Sex should involve two (or three) naked bodies, condoms if necessary, and that's it. No pee, no rope, no costumes, no food, no implements and most importantly no poop.

whataprude.exe

 

[liliththepale]

no costumes

 

[Transhuman]

Dressing up as a sexy policewoman or doctor or schoolteacher is a dissrespect to the women who actually are sexy policewomen, doctors and teachers.

 

[Bko]

Well, you can't walk :/

 

[FUME5]

What if you're sexy and own a lab coat for legitimate reasons?

 

[Bko]

What if you're sexy and own a lab coat for legitimate reasons?

Like zero's bf?

 

[Transhuman]

That's okay but don't say you're a doctor or a scientist unless you actually are one.

 

[liliththepale]

Well, you can't walk :/

for now

Dressing up as a sexy policewoman or doctor or schoolteacher is a dissrespect to the women who actually are sexy policewomen, doctors and teachers.

ew no I dress up as something more interesting

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=216428313&postcount=12978

 

[Bko]

for now

*insert random lewd but appropriate suggestion here*

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

One if the most tragic characters.

 

[liliththepale]

*insert random lewd but appropriate suggestion here*

I developed a contusion on my sacrum from the recent velocipede gaff. Ambulant impedance is a caricature but not wholly spurious.

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[Bko]

I developed a contusion on my sacrum from the recent velocipede gaff. Ambulant impedance is a caricature but not wholly spurious.

Oh my, I hope your butt is alright. Please tell your gf I'm requesting her to take good care of it and nourish it back to good health!

Also, please refrain from using those oddly sexy words. I can only moan that loud in my flat, my family is back soon.

 

[Symphonia]

One if the most tragic characters.

Locke was the best thing about Lost.

 

[You Know Nothing]

https://www.goodreads.com/blog/show/697-25-big-books-of-fall

Checking this list, Stephanie Meyer apparently has a new book coming out this fall. How will she repackage Twilight this time? I'm waiting with bated breath.

 

[liliththepale]

I'm watching The 100 rn and it took me an embarrassingly long time to recognize Desmond Hume in it. Now I need Jack's actor to appear in the show for the circle to be complete (see you in another life, brother!)

I like Charlie the most from LOST.

Oh my, I hope your butt is alright. Please tell your gf I'm requesting her to take good care of it and nourish it back to good health!

Also, please refrain from using those oddly sexy words. I can only moan that loud in my flat, my family is back soon.

she tried

 

[Clydefrog]

I like Charlie from It's Always Sunny

 

[You Know Nothing]

I like Charlie from It's Always Sunny

 

[Transhuman]

I developed a contusion on my sacrum from the recent velocipede gaff. Ambulant impedance is a caricature but not wholly spurious.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

This is where I'd put my own reaction gif









IF I HAD ONE

 

[Clydefrog]

always love this part https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iReCvpM3aEc

 

[DrM]

Had a nice lunch, now off to weekend house for some grass cutting action

Deciphering your nationality from this text is impossible, no Canadian, American would be caught dead calling it "Ice hockey".
You might be a Brit?

Nah, I used direct translation from Slovenian to English.

 

[Transhuman]

.

 

[Clydefrog]

guess i'm staying up for Manchester derby

 

[Clydefrog]

*playing rocket league. game is going well. up 3-0*

*demi lovato comes on my youtube*

*loses rocket league game 5-3*

 

[Fluvian]

*playing rocket league. game is going well. up 3-0*

*demi lovato comes on my youtube*

*loses rocket league game 5-3*

This is why we make playlists

 

[You Know Nothing]

*playing rocket league. game is going well. up 3-0*

*demi lovato comes on my youtube*

*loses rocket league game 5-3*

What's wrong with being confident?

 

[Fluvian]

What's wrong with being confident?

Yes because it's so hard to be confident when you're an attractive millionaire with tonnes of fans.

 

[Bko]

Who's dat?

 

[Aarglefarg]

Well its common thing with depression to see yourself negatively, the feeling lonely sensation and now doubts about moving which tbh is bs cause it can't be worse than being usually 24/7 in this room for most of the part.

I'm sorry about that. It's good you're challenging those doubts.

 

[Fluvian]

Who's dat?

Demi Levato.

 

[Clydefrog]

Fatty McFatvo

i lost again in rocket league. anyone wanna 1v1?

 

[Bko]

Demi Levato.

Who?!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Yes because it's so hard to be confident when you're an attractive millionaire with tonnes of fans.

That was my joke.

Or rather my joke was quoting a lyric from one of her songs and then posting that image telling me "Not today Fatty, not today"

Meta af.

 

[Clydefrog]

is OneRepublic the new Incubus/P.O.D./etc?

 

[Transhuman]

Yes because it's so hard to be confident when you're an attractive millionaire with tonnes of fans.

Clyde is an attractive thousand-aire with a few fans.