Sex should involve two (or three) naked bodies, condoms if necessary, and that's it. No pee, no rope, no costumes, no food, no implements and most importantly no poop.
I was walking through town and I heard someone call my name and it was a freind of mine I used to play Smash Bros with who works at a sex store. He gave me a tour for like 30 mins (there were no other customers). All the stuff there seemed really expensive and 7% of it seemed to be designed to go up the human ass. "The ass you say? Surely you must be lying". But I swear I am telling the truth.
