There'll probably be a major anti aging breakthrough in our lifetime, and even if there isn't, my genes and lifestyle + general medical advancement will get me to 130
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There'll probably be a major anti aging breakthrough in our lifetime, and even if there isn't, my genes and lifestyle + general medical advancement will get me to 130
liliththepale
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Just take a trip to Sea World.
Agreed. If they just figure out ways to deal with cancer and heart disease better, that alone will be enough
Eww animal cruelty
liliththepale
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Now consider that we'd probably be the dolphins in this first contact scenario. Whatever spacefaring species reaches us might not even recognize us as intelligent by their metrics and understandings, at least not without years of study that some consider cruel.
And then also consider how much we don't know about the earth. I mean we're only just now learning that dolphins have language! There's so much more we could not know. I'm happy here for now
trab pu kcip
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Now consider that we'd probably be the dolphins in this first contact scenario. Whatever spacefaring species reaches us might not even recognize us as intelligent by their metrics and understandings, at least not without years of study that some consider cruel.
And then also consider how much we don't know about the earth. I mean we're only just now learning that dolphins have language! There's so much more we could not know. I'm happy here for now
I still believe there's some major epic shit hidden in the deep sea
Josh with a J
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Idk what's going on but I would join the alien's team
I made nearly that exact same point yesterday without that conclusionNow consider that we'd probably be the dolphins in this first contact scenario. Whatever spacefaring species reaches us might not even recognize us as intelligent by their metrics and understandings, at least not without years of study that some consider cruel.
And then also consider how much we don't know about the earth. I mean we're only just now learning that dolphins have language! There's so much more we could not know. I'm happy here for now
But there's 2 things
1 we have to make sure we can survive in space if we want to last as a species
2 it's more interesting to go really really fast in a spaceship
I don't really trust people to listen to other earth species anyway :/
how sad to not have experienced the 80s or 90s
Josh with a J
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Ugh seriously hate the haircut I just got. Looks like it's going to be snapbacks for awhile
liliththepale
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I hate listening through voice mails. This is wonderful
Just tried it and the accuracy wasn't great, unfortunately. I still had to listen to the voicemail to understand what she was going on about.
I used google's service a few years ago and it was the same. That's disappointingJust tried it and the accuracy wasn't great, unfortunately. I still had to listen to the voicemail to understand what she was going on about.
Video game.
Professor Beef
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Notice how they won't talk about the actual gameplay.
All three
Halcyon
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Lol ur so old.
Well Friday night I plan on watching Civil War and eating popcorn. Saturday my wife is going to do her hair and makeup, put on some kind of fishnet body outfit and sit on my face, then Sunday I think my mother in law is making me banana pancakes for breakfast.
I may also be receiving a watch that I wanted.
D) Send me nudes and buy me Steam games.
liliththepale
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Really? I remember quite clearly the first boy I ever crushed on, back when I was ten. By curious twist of fate, we're now brother and sister in law (my older bro married his older sis).
What do you hope it is?
I always considered a crush to be an emotional thing, not a physical thing.
I'm shaking my cane at you, whippersnapper.
I think it'll be sad that you won't get to experience the 2080's and 90's, I mean I'll catch them but I'll be old and shit....I'm probably going to die in my 30's
Funky Papa
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I was bored, so I made a jif
My 11 year old niece likes boys a lot
I was in love with girls from the time I was... 5? My earliest memories involve liking girls
liliththepale
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My girlfriend turns twenty-four next Sunday. She's such a baby.
I mean you probably were crushing on attractive girls, right?
Ever since your Twilight Princess revelation, I see you in a completely different way.
Ever since your Twilight Princess revelation, I see you in a completely different way.
She is Midna or Princess Zelda?
Professor Beef
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Ever since your Twilight Princess revelation, I see you in a completely different way.
What's this all about?
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Josh with a J
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Will not be seen on here nope lol
Hmmm idk I was very young when all of it started for me
WhereAreMahDragonz
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First one no. I only liked her cause during the Valentine's Day in class we had this thing where people were assigned someone to fix a sundae for them and she picked me.
Second one a friend told me I'd like her and so I did. She was a good friend first anyway.
Another one I liked due to looking like Emma Watson
Not surprised
That Yugioh game is atrocious if its the one I remember. I think it was a GBA or GBC that had a pretty decent one. PacMan Vs was awesome but I had no one to play that with.
trab pu kcip
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something ancient that will make us understand everything.
or the base of our future octopus overlords. I'll say it now: I will take your side and destroy the humans!
I might have enjoyed that movie for real if the main guy wasn't just meh looking. The film was an inadvertent comedy, laughed heartedly all the way through.
I really think it's going to go down in film history as the next troll 2.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I had a crush on a girl as early as Kindergarten. Her name was Charlotte. Which is, incidentally, still one of my favorite girl names.
Halcyon
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So I just drove past a homeless person holding up a sign and I realized something about homeless people that hold up signs which really piss me off. They for some reason always use brown cardboard signs with black marker which is like the worst contrast you could have.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER HOMELESS PEOPLE AND USE WHITE CARDBOARD.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER HOMELESS PEOPLE AND USE WHITE CARDBOARD.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
That's a shame because girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
Nerdkiller
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Actually, speaking of, whatever happened to that story of that Indonesian bloke who was supposedly around 150? Was his age properly verified?
I always wish girls were more into shooting stars, but they're mostly into shoes and cars. Wood floors in the new apartment; couture from the store's department.
At least you didn't horribly shred your hand and knee
You Know Nothing
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What kinda scalding tea?
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