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Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
- Thread starter liliththepale
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You've seen my neutral face, so happy and approachable.
Had many women when I was younger hit me with the "You should smile more", have never said that to anyone in my life.
Damn matriarchy.
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You have the haircut of a man who is condescending to the wait staff at the country club he attends regularly.
Had many women when I was younger hit me with the "You should smile more", have never said that to anyone in my life.
Damn matriarchy.
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You have the haircut of a man who is condescending to the wait staff at the country club he attends regularly.
liliththepale
Banned
Hal in a year
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
Honestly, though, they'll need to explain the end of last season if they intend to be in the same hospital as last year.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Grow it out until you can't stand taking care of it anymore.
Man, I knew someone in high school who looked a lot like this. Really creepy guy. Got the principal fired by spreading rumors about him, as a matter of fact.
liliththepale
Banned
Do not listen to this person's advice.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Great, now what is he supposed to do?
Halcyon
Member
One of us always tells the truth, and one of us always lies.
Behind one of these doors is a good haircut, behind the other:
Josh with a J
Member
I seriously can't wait for my hair to grow back out 😩
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I have not, no. Might look into it though :3Rob, have you ever experimented with some sort of volume-adding hair product? I'm just looking at your hair and it's like way, way flatter than mine. It can be fun to have a lot of poof to work with
And being fair that's a bit flatter than usual, I need a shower haha
smokeandmirrors
Banned
my mile times are now starting to slowly improve... after weeks of little to no change.
i wish i could be him. dem eyes
i wish i could be him. dem eyes
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
I'm bored
liliththepale
Banned
How's that even possible in this day and age? Are you stuck somewhere you don't want to be? With the astounding amount of entertainment available, all the possible hobbies you can learn to take up, all the people out there to befriend, I can't even remember the last time I was actually bored.
Yay! Show it off if it turns out well
#worthit
#notworthit
liliththepale
Banned
Confession. I've never tried cutting my hair short. I've been shoulder length at least since I was seven. So it's not fair for me to ask Hal to grow his hair out when I won't try the reverse.
Im curious if you've ever grown your hair out?
Josh with a J
Member
holyyyyyyyy shit lol
You Know Nothing
Member
I had a mullet when I was five.
The early 90s were WILD.
The early 90s were WILD.
smokeandmirrors
Banned
i had frosted tips when i was i think 10?
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
WILD AF
I had white blonde hair until I was 10-11, and yeah, had the mullet at that age.
liliththepale
Banned
Oh my god oh my god oh my god I'm so glad I asked
Professor Beef
Banned
God damn, that truly is 90's as fuck.
You Know Nothing
Member
Goddamn @ Fumes' hairstyles.
:lol
:lol
Thank you for these gifts.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Are those really pics of younger you, Fume5?
Nah, it's just some random.
Oh my god oh my god oh my god I'm so glad I asked
I keep forgetting you're not on my Facebook.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
i am supposed to have all white hair by now
what the fuck
what the fuck
Looking good 👌🏼
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So I'm pretty sure my gf's best friend is going to be staying here for a while.
Still processing but not too thrilled. Hoping for the best and maybe for some silver lining.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Sooo just how big into Korn and Limp Bizkit were you FUME5?
liliththepale
Banned
So I'm pretty sure my gf's best friend is going to be staying here for a while.
Still processing but not too thrilled. Hoping for the best and maybe for some silver lining.
I was (not so) secretly hoping this is what would happen
Oh. Yeah. I really only use fb for keeping in contact with extended family and friends of the family, and only log in a couple times a month on average.
Josh with a J
Member
Where is the 90's bowl cut bro
I'm high as hell in all but the '93 pic, and that's because I was on a cruise ship.
Looking good ����
So I'm pretty sure my gf's best friend is going to be staying here for a while.
Still processing but not too thrilled. Hoping for the best and maybe for some silver lining.
Resolved whatever issues caused the fight, and now the bff is moving in with you two?
Yeah, I wouldn't be thrilled.
0%, I like my hip hop real. It wasn't the look I was going for with that cut, but whiteboy hair realities ya know.
Nah, never rocked one of those.
In 91 I went to a basketball camp over summer, I had the train tracks rocking, at the end of it when they're handing out awards "And most improved goes to....Vanilla Ice!".
If I ever find that dude Imma fuck him up real good.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Fume5 should listen to Chapo Trap House, so should all y'all
So I'm pretty sure my gf's best friend is going to be staying here for a while.
Still processing but not too thrilled. Hoping for the best and maybe for some silver lining.
Uh. How did that happen? And isn't she super jealous of your relationship with her bestie?
I like some songs but nah.
You Know Nothing
Member
Yeah, Jobbs, explique-moi.
I don't understand why her bff needs to stay at your house.
I don't understand why her bff needs to stay at your house.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I'm glad I won't be the first one making a threesome joke.
You Know Nothing
Member
Married, middle aged, and bitter thanks to the friend that never leaves.
Would make an okay sitcom.
Jobbs is too much of a prude for that.
(Saying this as a fellow prude.)
Would make an okay sitcom.
Jobbs is too much of a prude for that.
(Saying this as a fellow prude.)
I'm not so sure. Sometimes it's the prudes that surprise you.
You Know Nothing
Member
Gahhhhhhh, Youtube doesn't seem to have the clip.
But picture Grace in that threesome episode of Will & Grace. That's basically me.
Pretty sure I'm too basic for the threesome stuff. I just can't imagine how that'd ever come to be.
Uhh she's not all bad, I just didn't expect to have to have her here in the house for weeks or more. She lost her living arrangement and is apparently not great financially right now (this is what happens when you get involved with broke 25 year olds).
Initially it was a non starter but I think my gf saw spare bedrooms and already had her mind made up -- and it appears I'm giving in
grumble!
Uhh she's not all bad, I just didn't expect to have to have her here in the house for weeks or more.
She lost her living arrangement and is apparently not great financially right now (this is what happens when you get involved with broke 25 year olds).Initially it was a non starter but I think my gf saw spare bedrooms and already had her mind made up -- and it appears I'm giving in
I was (not so) secretly hoping this is what would happen
grumble!
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I don't think rejecting a threesome makes you a prude.
I can get sufficiently filthy, but I'm still skittish about this subject.
I can get sufficiently filthy, but I'm still skittish about this subject.
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