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[FUME5]

Perfect technique.

 

[Jobbs]

I don't think rejecting a threesome makes you a prude.

I can get sufficiently filthy, but I'm still skittish about this subject.

Boundaries are already going to be a significant topic given all the factors at work here, and I just can't imagine how fucked the boundaries would become if threesomes were going on.

Beyond that I'm just not really interested. It's a common male fantasy and I can sort of see the appeal from a certain angle, but ultimately it's just not my thing

 

[Nerdkiller]

Hmmm... Could this be Jobbs future?

This speculation is brought to you by the context provided by Lili's remarks

Ahem...CONTINUAL REMINDER THAT...

 

[marrec]

The door to my hotel room is so broken that the head of maintenance can't even reprogram the electronic lock.

He's sitting here blowing into the lock like it's a fucking NES cart.

Winnipeg is something else.

 

[jb1234]

Uhh she's not all bad, I just didn't expect to have to have her here in the house for weeks or more. She lost her living arrangement and is apparently not great financially right now (this is what happens when you get involved with broke 25 year olds).

Initially it was a non starter but I think my gf saw spare bedrooms and already had her mind made up -- and it appears I'm giving in

Well, if you're okay with it, dude. I'm not sure I would be (but it depends on the relationships involved, I suppose).

 

[FUME5]

Boundaries are already going to be a significant topic given all the factors at work here, and I just can't imagine how fucked the boundaries would become if threesomes were going on.

Beyond that I'm just not really interested. It's a common male fantasy and I can sort of see the appeal from a certain angle, but ultimately it's just not my thing

I've never been good at juggling.

The door to my hotel room is so broken that the head of maintenance can't even reprogram the electronic lock.

He's sitting here blowing into the lock like it's a fucking NES cart.

Winnipeg is something else.

Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

The door to my hotel room is so broken that the head of maintenance can't even reprogram the electronic lock.

He's sitting here blowing into the lock like it's a fucking NES cart.

Winnipeg is something else.

Hallo thar

 

[You Know Nothing]

I don't think rejecting a threesome makes you a prude.

I can get sufficiently filthy, but I'm still skittish about this subject.

Too many holes and hands for me tbh.

The door to my hotel room is so broken that the head of maintenance can't even reprogram the electronic lock.

He's sitting here blowing into the lock like it's a fucking NES cart.

Winnipeg is something else.

Yo, you're alive.

 

[marrec]

Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in.

Hallo thar

Howdy doody.

How's Fake Town been going?

 

[liliththepale]

Ahem...CONTINUAL REMINDER THAT...

thank you

 

[marrec]

Yo, you're alive.

This hotel has a water slide that is closed for maintenance... that has apparently been closed for 6 months.

*shrugsville*

However, the bottle shop next door has Black Cherry four loko, so I'm indulging in the customary company Four Loko before I fly out tomorrow.

 

[You Know Nothing]

This hotel has a water slide that is closed for maintenance... that has apparently been closed for 6 months.

*shrugsville*

However, the bottle shop next door has Black Cherry four loko, so I'm indulging in the customary company Four Loko before I fly out tomorrow.

(Incidentally, me on election night probably.)

 

[FUME5]

This hotel has a water slide that is closed for maintenance... that has apparently been closed for 6 months.

*shrugsville*

However, the bottle shop next door has Black Cherry four loko, so I'm indulging in the customary company Four Loko before I fly out tomorrow.

 

[Funky Papa]

Is this the prequel to Outcast?

 

[marrec]

Cause I can't think of anything more hilarious to turn into the accountant besides a fleshlight.

Nah I'm just joshin' it's cause it's a cheap way to get turnt

@YKN

I'll be turnt on Election Night too

 

[smokeandmirrors]

a can of og four loko was my first legit drunk

 

[marrec]

a can of og four loko was my first legit drunk

I'M OLD

 

[FUME5]

I couldn't tell you what I was drinking the first time I got legitimately drunk.

Probably some rocket fuel - a blend of whatever spirits I could siphon from the parents liquor cabinet.

I'M OLD

Show us one of your early '90s haircuts gramps.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

I'M OLD

if it helps i was in college.

 

[marrec]

I couldn't tell you what I was drinking the first time I got legitimately drunk.

Probably some rocket fuel - a blend of whatever spirits I could siphon from the parents liquor cabinet.

Show us one of your early '90s haircuts gramps.

I can't remember either, probably a swig of my dad's "cough medicine"

I was getting high well before I got drunk though.

Also, my sister has those pictures, I don't My 90s hair was glorious tho

if it helps i was in college.

That helps a little.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Speaking of time travel, I'm currently reading Kindred by Octavia Butler and it's mesmerizing and horrifying.

 

[Funky Papa]

Speaking of time travel, I'm currently reading Kindred by Octavia Butler and it's mesmerizing and horrifying.

Let me add that to my list.

 

[marrec]

Speaking of time travel, I'm currently reading Kindred by Octavia Butler and it's mesmerizing and horrifying.

Octavia Butler is one of the most underrated sci-fi authors ever.

She died too young and with so much more to write

 

[FUME5]

I can't remember either, probably a swig of my dad's "cough medicine"

I was getting high well before I got drunk though.

Also, my sister has those pictures, I don't My 90s hair was glorious tho

Well hit her up, I need to see how you stack up against the undercuts.

And yeah, I first smoked at 12, but didn't start smoking regularly until 15 or so, for the booze I think it would have been around 15, became a moderate drinker around 18 and then the boozehound you all know and love after I fucked my back at 21.

EDIT

Add another vote for Octavia Butler being a great sci fi writer.

 

[Jobbs]

Time travel always sucks!

And hi Marrreec

Well, if you're okay with it, dude. I'm not sure I would be (but it depends on the relationships involved, I suppose).

I don't want to hash everything out here but suffice it to say windows and life's a compromise and all that

 

[FloatOn]

I just watched two episodes of new girl and my life is kind of complete

 

[You Know Nothing]

Time travel always sucks!

 

[marrec]

Time travel always sucks!

And hi Marrreec

You're right, time travel is never handled correctly and is only entertaining when used for satire (or when it's not actually time travel, like in Cloud Atlas)

And how's ya been Jobbsy?

 

[FloatOn]

Compromise leads to regret

 

[Jobbs]

You're right, time travel is never handled correctly and is only entertaining when used for satire (or when it's not actually time travel, like in Cloud Atlas)

And how's ya been Jobbsy?

The only way to enjoy time travel in fiction is to turn off your brain, don't ask questions, and allow yourself, like a child, to indulge in the utter nonsense laid out before you. I may be occasionally down for this but usually it's a bridge too far. Don't get me started on this Hodor crap.

Things are going well. Drawing, balling, talling, and galling!

Compromise leads to regret

Or enable basic functioning

 

[friskykillface]

whos that girl
whos that girl
whos that girl
its jess........



damn that theme song is still in my head

 

[liliththepale]

the utmost of irony

 

[Clydefrog]

I took the trash out and it inexplicably smelled like weed.

 

[marrec]

I took the trash out and it inexplicably smelled like weed.

Okay pothead, tell it to the judge.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I took the trash out and it inexplicably smelled like weed.

Dank OG bud

 

[liliththepale]

which one of of you was this?

 

[jb1234]

which one of of you was this?

That's Dan, all the way.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

 

[You Know Nothing]

Needs a pop tarts ice cream sandwich mashed in there somewhere too.

 

[marrec]

Thickburger was my wrestling name in high school.

 

[FUME5]

I'm just going to throw a taquito inside a hard taco shell, brand it the tacoquito and start selling franchises.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I'm just going to throw a taquito inside a hard taco shell, brand it the tacoquito and start selling franchises.

Taquito in a burrito burquito.

we should work at Taco Bell.

 

[Clydefrog]

Okay pothead, tell it to the judge.

i hope some bum ends up smoking my trash

 

[jb1234]

Taquito in a burrito burquito.

we should work at Taco Bell.

Will I get complementary burritos?

 

[marrec]

i hope some bum ends up smoking my trash

I've smoked a fair amount of trash in my lifetime.

 

[FUME5]

Taquito in a burrito burquito.

we should work at Taco Bell.

😎

 

[liliththepale]

I like putting my taco in another taco

 

[jb1234]

I like putting my taco in another taco

It's great when the cheese oozes out.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Will I get complementary burritos?

But what if they are under NDA?

 

[jb1234]

But what if they are under NDA?

Your mom is under NDA.