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[EatChildren]

Morning.

Gaytime is so, so good. Goddamn.

 

[Funky Papa]

What the hell does it taste anyway?

 

[Jobbs]

What the hell does it taste anyway?

Like an innocent embrace

 

[You Know Nothing]

What the hell does it taste anyway?

Golden and gay.

 

[FUME5]

Like a chocolate and nut covered icecream.

 

[fengshuifever]

Morning.

There's a Cornetto Golden Gaytime floating around that is kind of legit

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

But do you eat out?

God, I really need my girlfriend to return.

I've never understood the "that's gross, but do it to me" mentality that men have about sex.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Well, you might be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater.

Beyonce...why...

 

[Funky Papa]

I've never understood the "that's gross, but do it to me" mentality that men have about sex.

It goes both ways and more commonly than some people think.

Greedy assholes aplenty.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Whew....JLaw lookin' good.......

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=217590815&postcount=170

Did I do it right?

 

[Funky Papa]

Whew....JLaw lookin' good.......

I still don't know what kind of movie is Passengers trying to be. Is it a romcom? An hard sci-fi flick? Maybe a horror one?

 

[You Know Nothing]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...&postcount=170

Did I do it right?

GARGOYLES. PSYCHICS. DARKSIDED.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I still don't know what kind of movie is Passengers trying to be. Is it a romcom? An hard sci-fi flick? Maybe a horror one?

Idc JLaw looks hot af

 

[Funky Papa]

Idc JLaw looks hot af

I find this statement to be true.

Also, I could go for some tacos.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I find this statement to be true.

Also, I could go for some tacos.

You're welcome

 

[FUME5]

I find this statement to be true.

Also, I could go for some tacos.

Let me introduce to concept of the tacoquito.

 

[Chuckie]

Idc JLaw looks hot af

Meh. While of course not ugly, I really don't find her attractive.

Might be over exposure although I don't think I have ever thought her to be hot, let alone hot af.

 

[Funky Papa]

Let me introduce to concept of the tacoquito.

I don't know what that is, but I can tell you I already want it inside me.

God I'm hungry.

 

[Vazra]

What the hell does it taste anyway?

*unzips*
Go ahead and taste the Golden Gaytime.

 

[Vazra]

I predict Jumanji 2 will suck.

 

[liliththepale]

I predict Jumanji 2 will suck.

You never know. Karen Gillan is obviously weighing it down but Jack Black and Dwayne Johnson ought to be able to salvage it.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Karen Gillan's outfit is totally practical to be traipsing around in a deadly jungle.

 

[Vazra]

You never know. Karen Gillan is obviously weighing it down but Jack Black and Dwayne Johnson ought to be able to salvage it.

I find Jack Black usually annoying so thats 2 weighing it down. Dwayne is a mixed bag so yeahhhh. Also yeah the outfit for Karen is so apt for a deadly jungle

 

[You Know Nothing]

Her character's clearly "Pre reboot Lara Croft but in Jumanji"

 

[Chuckie]

Karen Gillan's outfit is totally practical to be traipsing around in a deadly jungle.

I find Jack Black usually annoying so thats 2 weighing it down. Dwayne is a mixed bag so yeahhhh. Also yeah the outfit for Karen is so apt for a deadly jungle

Her jungle wardrobe will make sense when you know the plot. Trust me

 

[Funky Papa]

eating out gives me stimulation and I think it's one of the best parts. Really get's me going. My SO thinks I'm obsessed but I like the smell and the taste, it really turns me on. Especially after a day where she hasn't showered before the bed time storys I'm about to tell her. Right after the shower the taste is abysmal, like licking soap. Give me the 5 hours old sandwich, please.

💀

 

[Chuckie]

💀

Holy shit hahaha.

 

[FloatOn]

You never know. Karen Gillan is obviously weighing it down but Jack Black and Dwayne Johnson ought to be able to salvage it.

Will the Karen Gillan smack talk ever end?

 

[Vazra]

Will the Karen Gillan smack talk ever end?

It will end when she actually acts.

 

[Jobbs]

Almost scary how fast definition starts to go away if you slack off for a few weeks -- At least for me for some reason

I need to really crack back down

��

 

[You Know Nothing]

💀

The straights have clearly gone wild in that thread.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Accidentally just bought 4 books

Oops

 

[Chuckie]

The straights have clearly gone wild in that thread.

What can I say, we love eating pussy! I prefer the showered kind though.

What baffles me more is that one guy that doesn't like to go down because 'dicks have rubbed against it'

 

[FUME5]

Almost scary how fast definition starts to go away if you slack off for a few weeks -- At least for me for some reason

I need to really crack back down

That's how it is for most people.

What baffles me more is that one guy that doesn't like to go down because 'dicks have rubbed against it'

Hahhhahhahhaha

 

[Symphonia]

Accidentally just bought 4 books

Oops

I just bought 7 books.

Spoiler

Yay for Harry Potter.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I just bought 7 books.

Spoiler

Yay for Harry Potter.

I don't really even read!

Spoiler

Books on Tony Benn, Dennis Skinner and the dismantling of capitalism are too tempting though

Spoiler

Also fuck Harry Potter

 

[Chuckie]

Hahhhahhahhaha

And has no problems kissing girls and sticking his tongue in their mouths.
Does he not realise what probably has been in those mouths? Hint: Dicks.

 

[Funky Papa]

The straights have clearly gone wild in that thread.

When will this otherification stop.

 

[FUME5]

And has no problems kissing girls and sticking his tongue in their mouths.
Does he not realise what probably has been in those mouths? Hint: Dicks.

How many things has he put in his mouth with hands that have freshly touched dick?

 

[Jobbs]

Some manchildren/weirdos in that thread. If you expect blowjobs but aren't willing to eat pussy you're scum and I hope your girl leaves you for a real man

That's how it is for most people.

Been eating a lot and not exercising as much over the past few weeks and already seeing the results

 

[Chuckie]

Some manchildren/weirdos in that thread. If you expect blowjobs but aren't willing to eat pussy you're scum and I hope your girl leaves you for a real man

You just say that because your dick game is whack

 

[Vazra]

I only deal with dicks sooo ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

Not sure on rimming tho.

 

[Jobbs]

You just say that because your dick game is whack

If she wants it, you gotta do it. ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

I'll do almost anything if she wants it (No pegging though.. Fortunately that has't come up -- It's not really compatible with our dynamic anyway)

 

[Ceallach]

When I read those threads, I just laughed because 90% of them are such liars.

The correct answer for most of them is "No, because no one is willing to let me get anywhere near their genitals"

 

[Chuckie]

When I read those threads, I just laughed because 90% of them are such liars.

The correct answer for most of them is "No, because no one is willing to let me get anywhere near their genitals"

The "No-we-wont-go-down-ers" or the "yes-we-will-go-down-ers... or both?

That seems a high percentage


Edit: Reading that topic again I feel you are talking about the guys who go down on girls for hours and make them cum 3-5 times in a session.

 

[Ceallach]

The "No-we-wont-go-down-ers" or the "yes-we-will-go-down-ers... or both?

That seems a high percentage


Edit: Reading that topic again I feel you are talking about the guys who go down on girls for hours and make them cum 3-5 times in a session.

I am talking about literally everyone in that thread. These are all the same guys who say they have foot long dicks. Just completely full of shit.

 

[Chuckie]

I am talking about literally everyone in that thread. These are all the same guys who say they have foot long dicks. Just completely full of shit.

Fuck. I posted in that thread

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

If she wants it, you gotta do it. ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

I'll do almost anything if she wants it (No pegging though.. Fortunately that has't come up -- It's not really compatible with our dynamic anyway)

Tryyyyy the buuutt stuuuuff

 

[Ceallach]

Fuck. I posted in that thread

Well, maybe you are in the 10%