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Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
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liliththepale
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Mine too ♥
I need to find a way to return the favor after she gets out of the shower.
Yeah. Kind of an "I don't know what I was expecting" moment.
Nerdkiller
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I watched the Trump campaign add one more tire to their fire.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
hi
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Danganronpa 2 is a fun time y'all should try it
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
It's inferior to the original in every way, but still good.
You Know Nothing
Member
Still on the second case in Danganronpa 1. RIP.
T
Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
Why wait when you can return the favour while she's in the shower ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
with sex
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
It's not inferior, I think the cases are way more crazy and Chiaki is my waifu
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Ok seriously having a coffee machine next to my bed is The Best
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
- Gross on the skin.
- SUPER GROSS on the hair.
- Gross on the sheets.
- Leaves a terrible mess to clean.
- Forces you to shower right after unless you want to stain everything.
- Did you use whipped cream? Sheets and room will smell like dead come next morning.
- If you are a girl, it may give you an UTI (less of a risk if you are a man, but still).
- It's not like you need any kind of additive to craft a good saliva suit on your partner; if they taste rank enough to require chocolate, you probably shouldn't put your tongue anywhere near their pissing bits.
Should I continue?
Good morning, fakers.
liliththepale
Banned
That sounds like a conflict of interest.
because I didn't want to straighten my hair again ¯\_(ツ
_/¯HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
I was gonna post something but then I remembered who the fuck am I to try to talk about sex to anyone, let alone on an internet forum.
That seems risky. I'd probably just fall asleep again before the coffee finished hah.
T
Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
because I didn't want to straighten my hair again ¯\_(ツ
Take a walk on the wild side.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I've been rocking a tank of a Lexmark laser printer for well over 8 years.
Best printer I've ever owned. Hassle free, low maintenance, toner lasts forever, will probably outlast me and my children.
I've owned two Epsons, one Canon and one Lexmark over that period of time, all of them shit. The Epson one got replaced not because it broke, but because it was chaper to buy another one than replace the overpriced ink cartridges. Fuck that noise.
liliththepale
Banned
I was half joking. My natural hair is only somewhat wavy, so it's more about anti-frizz cream and whatnot than shape and body.
I just don't like surprising people by showing up naked unannounced. And I also don't like showering with the lights on.
I've never had a problem with any of the printers at work. I can't remember the model though
I got to the first one in game one and quit because I figured out who it was (fuck sake she wrote it on the wall upside down) and the game made me go through this detective bullshit that felt meaningless since I knew who it was.
I sat here fussing with it for like 45 minutes and stopped and realized something: fuck it
it's in the garbage
sorry e-waste landfills in india or wherever
they're probably expensive. I don't need to print frequently enough to feel justified in buying an expensive printer, but it sure would be nice if one of these affordable ones would work on the occasion when I need to print something
it's in the garbage
sorry e-waste landfills in india or wherever
I've never had a problem with any of the printers at work. I can't remember the model though
they're probably expensive. I don't need to print frequently enough to feel justified in buying an expensive printer, but it sure would be nice if one of these affordable ones would work on the occasion when I need to print something
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Wait, not even an SO?
I adore when that happens to me and of course I respond in accordance when opportunity arises.
Brother.
Laser.
Printers.
You'll love them.
Edit: And by love them, I mean they won't push you towards random acts of violence.
liliththepale
Banned
There's a lot about exposing yourself to someone uninvited that irks me. I don't know. It probably has something to do with childhood trauma. Maybe it's something I'll eventually warm up to, but right now I'm just not comfortable with it.
You Know Nothing
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T
Transhuman
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Lili real talk if you keep showering in the dark you are going to slip and a family member is going to go brush their teeth in the morning and find your dead naked body in front of the sink. The CDC says that two-thirds of accidental injuries happen in the bathtub or shower, and 9.8 percent occur when getting out of the tub/ shower. What you need is someone in the shower with you to steady your balance, shower sex saves lives.
What if when you slip you take them down too and they die? what really saves lives are those things you put down to stop you slipping.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
And now I feel like a perv. I hope you are happy.
Also, I made a huge mistake. Actually a number of them.
I tried to surprise the girlfriend with some morning pancakes, but after house sitting for my parents I didn't realise that my pantry wasn't fully stocked, so I only had skim milk, was short of flour and lacked proper maple syrup, which I subsituted with cheap chocolote one.
The result was the unholy abortion resulting from mating a pancake with a crepe.
I'm not proud. I mean, they tasted fine, but I'm far from being proud.
liliththepale
Banned
There's no ridge to trip on and the floor is nonslip tile.
T
Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
Murphy's law though.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Tubs suck. They are slippery and waste water like crazy.
Showers FL.
Showers FL.
Welp, had too many dreams tonight. One was about a hypothetical son of mine and another one about me being stabbed on a plane by somebody who looked like Ron Pearlman. And then I had to dream about some random ass girl.
Mum is going to work later and sis is off to the movies too. So I will be able to call the doctor later.
Mum is going to work later and sis is off to the movies too. So I will be able to call the doctor later.
You Know Nothing
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Surprise nudity is pretty okay.
Unless you're naked with your ass balanced on the stair's newel as your SO's family walks in.
Unless you're naked with your ass balanced on the stair's newel as your SO's family walks in.
friskykillface
Banned
I need a shower after a hot an steamy night
No I didn't have sex, was just sweatn' due to this damn heat , I need central AC bad
No I didn't have sex, was just sweatn' due to this damn heat , I need central AC bad
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I can't stand AC during my sleep. It dries my mouth and nose and makes my belly ache. A fan would probably do the trick for me, but I can't stand the buzz, not matter how faint it may be. As a result, this is me:
You Know Nothing
Member
How do you sleep without a fan even if just for the noise?
I can't do it. Silence drives me nuts.
I can't do it. Silence drives me nuts.
Unintentionally?
Your post was unintentionally meta.
All my posts are elaborate works of art, sis.
I just wanted to use the kitty gif again.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
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You Know Nothing
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Unintentionally?
All my posts are elaborate works of art, sis.
I just wanted to use the kitty gif again.
Same. All of mine should be framed for the Shitpost Louvre.
But it's not yellow.
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