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Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
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CrudeDiatribe
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It's North America, there's tons of space.
... to put a tub only half as long as me so I can never enjoy a bath again.
Patrick Bateman
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What kind of test?
It depends on what you got tested.
A simple blood test should be finished in a few days. Bacteria or virus at most a week. E.g. Fungus can take up to 6-8 weeks.
Karyotype. Web md says 1-2 weeks
Patrick Bateman
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Hmm, ok.
Maybe give them the three weeks. After that:
When you have a certain telephone number or case number, call the lab and ask if they already sent the results to your doc.
When they did, ask them to resent them or call your doc.
I had sort of one but not quite. the person in the dream asked me to explain what I was going to do to her, so I started explaining it, but it never went further than me explaining it
I'm bad at lewd dreaming
You Know Nothing
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Sounds like a comedy skit.
yeah I had a dream about this girl I used to bang when I traveled to Dallas on business back before I got sick. We have kept it friendly since then but I haven't spoken to her in about a month so it was pretty random that she came up in a dream.
Basically in the dream we...
were both extremely tired and so we were like fucking in slow motion or something. it was really odd. also at one point I was eating her ass. I've never done this so yeah, pretty lewd.
You Know Nothing
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Deadass, lowkey one of my worst triggers.
oh, ass eating dream. I actually had one a while ago, despite never having done it. It was pretty random ass.
waking up from an ass eating dream:
96% humidity.
I almost died while running earlier. I've retreated to the basement where I've got a dehumidifier set up and regulating things at 40%.Tbh I was more asking who than when. I think I decided to call my doctor today. Not like it would hurt anything. If they have the results then they can just tell me. If they don't then maybe they can ask the lab instead of me and possibly have a better chance at making sure the lab is working on it
At the very least they could tell me how much longer to expect
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Time to check Facebook suggested friends on already added gaffers and stalk some of y'all social media accounts.
RobotNinjaHornets
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Lol
Getting Deliveroo adverts while they're on strike
Getting Deliveroo adverts while they're on strike
this is why boundaries exist
You Know Nothing
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They took yer job.
Joke's on you. I have a Facebook but I never use it!
People have conversations. The best conversations. People love the conversations in this thread.
Yeah that about covers it
Josh with a J
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Shit I need to brush my teeth I just realized
My dreams are always lewd Nightmare's. Everything from I'm having sex with a girl and she bites my head off to my clone is trying to rape me.
Thankfully I only seem to dream about once a week and I can usually tell that I'm in a nightmare I had this one last week where I came this close to making it lucid, when I realised I was in a dream I made my hand grow to the size of a skyscraper, then woke up.
I had a good chest workout today, starting to regain my strength after my illness, i'm back up to benching 190 pounds, I'm gonna try 200 next week and so on.
Patrick Bateman
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trab pu kcip
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you're doing sandwiches with broccoli on the outside?
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
My doctor isn't in today but the receptionist said they do have the results but I'm sorta skeptical that she didn't see results for a different lab test. Either way she'll call me back and I can hear from her tomorrow
Patrick Bateman
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Bread has been my main source for carbs for too long. You see, my breakfasts are usually heavy on bread because I fucking love sandwiches. I'm slowly turning to porridge with nuts and seeds in the morning, but damn I crave some delicious cheese sandwich in the morning. For other main meals I will simply substitute the potatoes and pasta with more veggies because I really want to get back in shape. I feel so uncomfortable with my body right now I'm starting to hate myself for all the fat I brought from China.
You Know Nothing
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trab pu kcip
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lol what fat?
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Transhuman
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Do you use the bread to lure the crabs?
Lol dude lacked the gag reflex I have or lack of but still he did do decently. I made him release the fountain of youth with my skills.
The chances of me chocking on dick are low tbh. You may choke on air first than me on dick boo.
Owww dont rush it, everything will be fine!
Patrick Bateman
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Im a vanilla milk bitch. Chocolate is good too. Strawberry Im mixed.
White chocolate mocha with a shot of hazelnut.
It's all better than regular in the end
They brought blueberry here recently and it tastes like morning and farm girls.
trab pu kcip
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Transhuman
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You don't need sculpted eyebrows.
On my belly
It's ok for girls to have some, it's cute to be honest. But in my opinion a no-go for guys. Channing Tatum level of belly is ok though
Patrick Bateman
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On my belly
It's ok for girls to have some, it's cute to be honest. But in my opinion a no-go for guys. Channing Tatum level of belly is ok though
Do some situps.
Workouts are not the problem. Cardio and the right nutrition is.
You Know Nothing
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You're an author who's there writing your chef-d'oeuvre that will win every major literary award in the world and manage to outsell Twilight too.
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