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FakeGAF 2.0: The Return of the Thirst
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He also could've been in a good movie.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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I think the last one's cool, too. I'm just used to seeing the first one 
YOU LIE! Mother told me herself that I was conceived on the kitchen table, and father did not deny it! Mother! Tell me that they are lying!
Mind your tongue, Outlaw and Sister-Fucker.
*graciously accepts Charizardite X*
I HAVE THE POWER!
Cat wouldn't hide for long.
Sister fucker? I have no sister. Cousin fucker? I would understand the accusation.
Turin? It's in your na--wait, you fuck(ed) your cousin? Wat
You Know Nothing
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I think the last one's cool, too. I'm just used to seeing the first one
I think it's the red background.
I altered the third one a bit
I actually completely forgot about the Turin reference.
And no. Some relatives were just a little uncomfortable with how friendly we seemed long ago.
I actually completely forgot about the Turin reference.
And no. Some relatives were just a little uncomfortable with how friendly we seemed long ago.
Eh, me and one of my older cousins are pretty close. Chill a lot and stuff. Grew up together so we're kinda like siblings. I get what you're saying, but nobody in my family is weirded out by it, really.
You Know Nothing
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We are normal by GAF standards.
You better be into some kinky shit.
Edit: It just occurred to me that Turin did kill the Father of Dragons. Don't hate me Emily.
You better be into some kinky shit.
Awwwwww yiss we can take turns plunging Gurthang into each other's orifices.
Gurthang had a mind of it's own so it'd be like a three way really.
She and ThoseDeafMutes are coming for you. The dragons are on their way.
You Know Nothing
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Oh and btw, this a thing that exists.
This is true, but who gives a shit, it's just a sword. Don't gotta respect its wishes, especially not me since I'm gonna be Glaurung, Father of Dragons in Middle-earth.
The Khal was not Father of Dragons. Also, wrong and inferior series, bro.
Oh and btw, this a thing that exists.
I doubt that anyone can come up with a non-horrifying reason for this to exist.
That's not going to stop ThoseDeafMutes.
Now I can't get the South Park Game of Wieners song out of my head.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
4am, finally out of work
Man I'm tired, so much to do tomorrow n' all
Man I'm tired, so much to do tomorrow n' all
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
At tafe with the brand new nursing students. Lulz are being had.
Well if it's any consolation to them, I'm already cursed to a life of misery by Melkor.
Oh and btw, this a thing that exists.
For what? A horse fetish?
Gurthang kills us both in the end though so it's the real winner here.
Yeah, but it breaks when you fall on it, so it dies too. Nobody wins. Well, maybe your fath--no, Hurin definitely loses the most here... Shit. Sorry your family had shitty lives, bro. I'd take you for drinks, but evil and all.
You Know Nothing
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It's apparently supposed to help slim and tighten your face or something.
Sure, Japan, sure.
Looks like it would just make it wider and looser.
I'm a little disappointed Tolkien's son excluded a little prophecy his old man wrote about Turin coming back from the void or something to skull fuck Melkor. I think he excluded it because there were too many variations.
RobotNinjaHornets
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When did indie rock start meaning 80s pop
I don't understand
But Lord of the Rings is boring as shit
I don't understand
But Lord of the Rings is boring as shit
You Know Nothing
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Everything got dark as hell by the 90's. That might have something to do with it.
And Tolkien's other stories from that world are a lot more fun and interesting to be honest.
3rd pic is her o-face I'd say.
What the fuck, Japan?
Wut? I don't think Christopher excluded anything, all that happens in the Dagor Dagorath, which is at the end of world/time when Morgoth breaks the Door of Night and returns from the Void. Eru/the Valar resurrects all his/their warriors, and Morgoth his. Wouldn't make sense to include it in The Children of Hurin since that takes place during the First Age. The only other variation I know of is an early version Tolkien thought of where Eonwe, herald of Manwe, renamed Fionwe (and is the son of Manwe in this version), kills Morgoth.
The Lord of the Rings is the very end of Tolkien's universe. There's much more to it. He even made a better creation story than the Bible/any other religion, I'd say.
There was another variation where Melkor get's triple teamed by Tulkas, Eonwe and Turin during Dagor Dagorath.
Scroll down to Fate After Death
RobotNinjaHornets
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But like, 10 years ago it was all so much more guitar based. Now it's all synths everywhere. Whahuh?
Also...eeeeeeh. Boriiing.
Really not a huge fan of high fantasy shit. ASoIaF/GoT is much more interesting to me because it's all political shit. At least it pretty much has been all political shit so far (not a book reader no spoilers)
Remember that Frodo fellow? He was alright.
Huh, never knew that. Everything I've read before stated Turin will indeed finally end Morgoth. I always thought it was unfair that Turin would end him, considering he fucked with the Elves long before Men awoke in the world. Feanor should be the one to end him, tbh.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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God, it took you long enough to get pregnant, Dany. Jeez.
(Playing CK2)
(Playing CK2)
Windam's getting a new sibling?
I'd be cool with either but I'm more of a Turin fan. Feanor getting a rematch with Gothmog would be nice.
Maybe she didn't want one.
"Nahhhh. You aint getting no abortion. You havin dat baby!"
That wasn't even a fair fight. Nah, I like the way Ecthelion ended Gothmog. Two broken hands? No problem, I'll just impale him with my fucking helmet. What a badass. Glorfindel, too, knocking a balrog off a mountain.
You Know Nothing
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Time to sneak her some moon tea.
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
There's like one cute guy in this class. Ugh.
You Know Nothing
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That feel.
Professor Beef
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I bet he hates cats.
Now imagine that, despite getting along great, he has a girlfriend and you will never move beyond being a cute classmate.
Switch genders and replace school with work and that's my predicament.
At least I'll be in that new job soon.
There is no one of note in any of my classes, really.
Grab him before someone else does. Sit next to him and strike up some BS conversation about the class. Talk about drop bears.
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