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[TrueGrime]

LOLOLOL i cant breathe

 

[You Know Nothing]

Wow.

WOW.

Did you know that it's all right to fuck all night. And it's okay to suck all day.

God, I'm cry laughing.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

This page

 

[You Know Nothing]

This page

Pressed over Queen Barbara Markay I see.

 

[Toa TAK]

This page

How's that Season 2?

>

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Pressed over Queen Barbara Markay I see.

She looks like Chris Corner.

 

[TrueGrime]

Wow. The Destiny thread got deleted. First time I've seen a deleted thread on gaf.

 

[Transhuman]

"Invalid Thread specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the administrator"

I feel like invalid is a poor word choice.

Edit: WHY MUST YOU CONSTANTLY BEAT ME

 

[Turin]

For your teeth?

Yep. I only needed them for like a week and had more than half left over to use recreationally. Now I can get another bottle.

This calls for a FakeGAF orgy

I'd be great if the porno had more of an indie vibe though, lots of violins and wood instruments.

I literally lol'd.

Man this page just gets weirder and weirder

I'm loving it.

 

[Toa TAK]

Shit just got real.

 

[Transhuman]

Girls love wood. Instruments.

 

[TrueGrime]

Edit: WHY MUST YOU CONSTANTLY BEAT ME

Haha! Gotta' be quick son. Gotta' be quick.

 

[You Know Nothing]

She looks like Chris Corner.

I get more of a Kevin Bacon vibe.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

I'd be great if the porno had more of an indie vibe though, lots of violins and wood instruments.

How about a goth type porn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fn58YG0ZYE

Yep. I only needed them for like a week and had more than half left over to use recreationally. Now I can get another bottle.

When I got my hernia surgery I dropped all my pills down the sink on accident after the second day. It was terrible.

I get more of a Kevin Bacon vibe.

I can see both.

 

[zeemumu]

Anyone remember Twisted Metal? I kinda liked that series. It started out creepy as hell then got cartoony(which is around the time I got into it) then went back to being one of the darkest game series out there.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Anyone remember Twisted Metal? I kinda liked that series. It started out creepy as hell then got cartoony(which is around the time I got into it) then went back to being one of the darkest game series out there.

Some good games came out of that series. I just can't remember which ones they were.

 

[zeemumu]

Some good games came out of that series. I just can't remember which ones they were.

Twisted Metal 2 and Black were the best, followed by Twisted Metal 1, Head On, and 2012. 3 and 4 got weird and cartoony because they were made by a different studio.

Here's my submission for the porno music

Let's take it back...to smooth jams

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

How's that Season 2?

>

I'm still on season 1

Toa pls

 

[Toa TAK]

I'm still on season 1

Toa pls

Well let us know when you get there.

MUAHAHAHAHA

 

[Turin]

Haha! Gotta' be quick son. Gotta' be quick.

When I got my hernia surgery I dropped all my pills down the sink on accident after the second day. It was terrible.

You have my sincere sympathy.

 

[zeemumu]

It's time for FakeGAF to submit a video to one of those competitions where a bunch of pornstars pretend to be college students having a totally not scripted orgy in a small dorm room and then you get annoyed because the camera person won't shut up.

 

[Turin]

I miss the first Onimusha game. Had a legit horror vibe and was almost like an action-rpg.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

You have my sincere sympathy.

Everyone made me feel like a junky callin in to get a refil on the third day. Didn't get them utill three days later because all the stores where closed.

It's time for FakeGAF to submit a video to one of those competitions where a bunch of pornstars pretend to be college students having a totally not scripted orgy in a small dorm room and then you get annoyed because the camera person won't shut up.

"I bet you like that. Yeah... You like it because you're daddy didn't love you."
"What did he just say?"

 

[You Know Nothing]

It's time for FakeGAF to submit a video to one of those competitions where a bunch of pornstars pretend to be college students having a totally not scripted orgy in a small dorm room and then you get annoyed because the camera person won't shut up.

lol

The worst.

Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt OST - Juice

I still can't listen to this without feeling unclean.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Ah, Juice. I remember that one time I had my friend listen to it without her knowing what song it was.

Good times.

 

[Lucian Cat]

It's time for FakeGAF to submit a video to one of those competitions where a bunch of pornstars pretend to be college students having a totally not scripted orgy in a small dorm room and then you get annoyed because the camera person won't shut up.

Oh my

 

[zeemumu]

"I bet you like that. Yeah... You like it because you're daddy didn't love you."
"What did he just say?"

It's more like

"YEEEEAAAAH TOUCH HER BUTT!"
"Shut up."
"WOOOOO!!!!!"

 

[Toa TAK]

Oh my

I'll be wallpaper.

 

[Turin]

Everyone made me feel like a junky callin in to get a refil on the third day. Didn't get them utill three days later because all the stores where closed.

They probably suspected you were selling. Could you even do much with all the pain?

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

They probably suspected you were selling. Could you even do much with all the pain?

I had these two ice packs that pretty much covered my whole waist and tied off around my legs, so they stayed on when I moved around. I just laid around moaning.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I'll be wallpaper.

Me too

 

[zeemumu]

Oh my

All part of my plan to increase the thread's weirdness. I'd say I'm succeeding

EDIT: If anyone has time to find/make a good gif of me dancing, I would appreciate it. If you're going to make one I suggest you use this

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

I'm changing the porn track!
http://youtu.be/6JMlHtq6XsM

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm changing the porn track!
http://youtu.be/6JMlHtq6XsM

:negativeman:

Oh god, Sisqo's Thong Song is in related videos. The memories are flooding back.

 

[TrueGrime]

You guys make staying up to 1 am worth it. I swear.

 

[zeemumu]

My new profile pic looks awesome. I friggin love it.

 

[Lucian Cat]

You guys make staying up to 1 am worth it. I swear.

But it's only 4pm

 

[zeemumu]

But it's only 4pm

I think you mean 11:27PM

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

I think you mean 11:27PM

What he said, only two minutes in the future.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Listening to Enya and trying to forget what I've listened to in this thread tonight.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Listening to Enya and trying to forget what I've listened to in this thread tonight.

You'll never forget Shaggy.

 

[You Know Nothing]

#dead

The fact the OP's now a junior. :air:

You'll never forget Shaggy.

;_;

I can hear Mr. Lover in my head right now. Damn you.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I think you mean 11:27PM

Lies!

 

[Turin]

I just saw Paramore perform on one of those late shows. Not my taste in music but I kind of enjoyed the energy coming from the band.

I think you mean 11:27PM

Don't kid yourself. It's 2:56 am.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I just saw Paramore perform on one of those late shows. Not my taste in music but I kind of enjoyed the energy coming from the band.

Ninj will be pleased innit.

 

[Turin]

Whispers and Ashes

 

[You Know Nothing]

Enya's making me emotional. Especially Fallen Embers.

I crie evry tiem

 

[Lucian Cat]

Enya's making me emotional. Especially Fallen Embers.

I crie evry tiem

This is about as sappy as I can get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHn4X-ELU3o

 

[Smiley90]

PERFECT TOP OF THE PAGE POST

Speaking of all that, have any of y'all ever been caught masturbating or watching porn?

Share your embarrassing stories if you have!

I once left a window IN THE NON-OPEN TAB open on my home pc when I went to the washroom.

Who'd have expected my mom to go ON MY COMPUTER and not just open the browser, but also CLICK THROUGH MY TABS during those 3 minutes.

Needless to say, neither did I believe her that she was just trying to look something up (she has her own computer), nor did I leave anything open on my computer after that incident.

Never caught in the act though.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

So nobody is going to finish up this page eh?

I have a post, but I don't want to waste it on a dead page.

Oh well, you get this: