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[George Oscar Bluth II]

So I just applied for QA tester at Rocksteady with a bare bones CV for funsies. Looking for work experience and I end up doing that.

 

[You Know Nothing]

My Peter Pan Syndrome thanks you.


Also, over who can I 'thirst' in this thread? I'm going for full thread immersion.

Well, I'm pretty sure we only have three female regulars in this thread.

So unless you don't mind dick, your options are p limited.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Well, I'm pretty sure we only have three female regulars in this thread.

So unless you don't mind dick, your options are p limited.

And we're all taken

 

[Screaming Meat]

Man I feel old right now. 96? I was several years into school D:

That was my last year before going on to 6th Form...

 

[Lucian Cat]

That was my last year before going on to 6th Form...

You're 29/30?

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oh god I can't math tonight

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

You're 29/30?

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oh god I can't math tonight

I think 34/35.

 

[Screaming Meat]

You're 29/30?

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oh god I can't math tonight

I think 34/35.

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34 in September.... T-T but I have the hips of a much younger man!

 

[NinjaBoiX]

God damn, the production on this tune:

Lana Del Ray - West Coast

It sounds like Tricky and William Orbit had a musical baby. About as cool as pop music gets, it cubes my carrots.

 

[You Know Nothing]

God damn, the production on this tune:

Lana Del Ray - West Coast

It sounds like Tricky and William Orbit had a musical baby. About as cool as pop music gets, it cubes my carrots.

It mints my lamb tbh.

 

[Prophet Steve]

And we're all taken

Since when is that stopping us?

 

[Lucian Cat]

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34 in September.... T-T but I have the hips of a much younger man!

My math failed. I'll go cry in a corner right now

Since when is that stopping us?

So so true. Wanna kill humans with me bb?

 

[You Know Nothing]

The leak is imminent, Ninj. Get ready.

Also kudos for your Hayley Williams x-post in PopGAF.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

The leak is imminent, Ninj. Get ready.

I know boss, I saw it when I posTed my Hayley sTanning posT about the green hair thing in there to see if any pressed peeps would throw some shade. No bites yet.

(Why do I know this lingo? I don't even really post in PopGAF, lol.)

Edit: haha, you saw it then. Someone bite please!

 

[You Know Nothing]

I know boss, I saw it when I posTed my Hayley sTanning posT about the green hair thing in there to see if any pressed peeps would throw some shade. No bites yet.

(Why do I know this lingo? I don't even really post in PopGAF, lol.)

Edit: haha, you saw it then. Someone bite please!

She's too irrelevanT to eliciT a response. Poor her.

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I bit but only because you asked me to.

 

[Transhuman]

Age doesn't matter, what matters is fingerprint pattern, blood type, eye colour, and the pH level of your saliva.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

She's too irrelevanT to eliciT a response. Poor her.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oh great, now I feel bad.

Srs question tho, what did you think of her collab with Zedd? I thought it was pretty damn terrible.

 

[Prophet Steve]

My math failed. I'll go cry in a corner right now

So so true. Wanna kill humans with me bb?

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Still wish I knew a Bender quote as a response

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Oh great, now I feel bad.

Srs question tho, what did you think of her collab with Zedd? I thought it was pretty damn terrible.

I thought it was at first, I lambasted it in the BritGAF what'sapp. But then I had it rammed down my throat 10 times a day for a week and I started to succumb to its/her charms.

But yeah, objectively it was pretty awful. But those inimitable vocals can evidently polish a turd as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Well, I'm pretty sure we only have three female regulars in this thread.

So unless you don't mind dick, your options are p limited.

Is any one of you Tom Brady per chance? Because if you are then I'm open to anything.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Is any one of you Tom Brady per chance? Because if you are then I'm open to anything.

Unfortunately no.

But I approve of your taste.

 

[Lucian Cat]

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Still wish I knew a Bender quote as a response

Something about blackjack and hookers would suffice

 

[Transhuman]

Also, over who can I 'thirst' in this thread? I'm going for full thread immersion.

Two words: Anna Faith.

 

[TrueGrime]

Tiddums meme pic levels are skyrocketing.

Morning!

 

[Windam]

Two words: Anna Faith.

Back the fuck up, bud. She's MINE.

 

[zeemumu]

Morning, guys. I kinda shut myself down early yesterday (7pm) so I had to play catch up.

19 year old American, by the way. From what I can tell, most people in this thread are in their early 20's. I think the youngest regular in here is either me or Windam. I'm turning 20 in 2 months though.

 

[Windam]

19 y/o Canadian boy here. Turning 20 next April.

Also, help me out! Which one of these adorable bastards do I order?!

Really leaning towards the Wind Rider cub, he's so goddamn cute x__x

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

So I just applied for QA tester at Rocksteady with a bare bones CV for funsies. Looking for work experience and I end up doing that.

Good luck!

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Good luck!

Thanks! I doubt I'll get accepted, but you never know! It was a very spur of the moment "Why not" type of thing, since I stumbled upon it by chance and not really pursuing a career in games. Eh. I still need to find actual work experience for school.

 

[TrueGrime]

The eagle!! 'MURICA!!!

 

[NinjaBoiX]

19 y/o Canadian boy here. Turning 20 next April.

Also, help me out! Which one of these adorable bastards do I order?!

Really leaning towards the Wind Rider cub, he's so goddamn cute x__x

A straight adult male buying cuddly toys for himself gives me the heebie jeebies.

 

[Transhuman]

A straight adult male buying cuddly toys for himself gives me the heebie jeebies.

I would own this in a heartbeat.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Thanks! I doubt I'll get accepted, but you never know! It was a very spur of the moment "Why not" type of thing, since I stumbled upon it by chance and not really pursuing a career in games. Eh. I still need to find actual work experience for school.

Ain't no harm in trying, brother! You gave me the idea to apply for a job at Guerrilla just now . I once applied for an internship at EA but they shut down the whole department because of budgetcuts before I even had my first interview.

I would love to work in the games business though, it sucks that most companies only really look for people with designer/programming backgrounds and stuff. Not sure how me studying Economics is gonna get me a job early on somewhere.

Still, my dream is to host an E3 press conference for one of the big companies.

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And eventually I will buy Team ICO and I'll release The Last Guardian and the world will love me for it

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Thanks! I doubt I'll get accepted, but you never know! It was a very spur of the moment "Why not" type of thing, since I stumbled upon it by chance and not really pursuing a career in games. Eh. I still need to find actual work experience for school.

I expect you to be my inside source

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Ain't no harm in trying, brother! You gave me the idea to apply for a job at Guerrilla just now . I once applied for an internship at EA but they shut down the whole department because of budgetcuts before I even had my first interview.

I would love to work in the games business though, it sucks that most companies only really look for people with designer/programming backgrounds and stuff. Not sure how me studying Economics is gonna get me a job early on somewhere.

Still, my dream is to host an E3 press conference for one of the big companies.

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And eventually I will buy Team ICO and I'll release The Last Guardian and the world will love me for it

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You'd probably just tell us it's still in development.

I expect you to be my inside source

You got it.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

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You'd probably just tell us it's still in development.

.

No man, it's happening. I don't know when, but it's happening. I'll buy Team ICO and I will release the The Last Guardian that we deserve.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

We saw like nothing from the game. Idk why so many people seem to care so much.

 

[Windam]

The eagle!! 'MURICA!!!

Other one it is.

A straight adult male buying cuddly toys for himself gives me the heebie jeebies.

What do you think about buf and his ponies? Or figure GAF and their loli figurines? HUH?!

I would own this in a heartbeat.

Thank you.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

We saw like nothing from the game. Idk why so many people seem to care so much.

Shush you non-believer.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

What do you think about buf and his ponies? Or figure GAF and their loli figurines? HUH?!

Probably about the same. I'm sure they're decent human beings deep down, but I'd certainly be wary around them.

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I'm clearly joking, just in case anyone gets offended!

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Shush you non-believer.

It was probably crap, hence 5+ years of no information.

 

[Prophet Steve]

Something about blackjack and hookers would suffice

Let's...um...play blackjack with hookers.

 

[zeemumu]

So I just applied for QA tester at Rocksteady with a bare bones CV for funsies. Looking for work experience and I end up doing that.

What experience do you need to be a QA tester aside from a crapton of patience?

 

[PaulExcellent]

Ugh, I gotta to go for orientation at my future college and I'm feeling nervous as hell. :/
It's so dumb! This should be so dull!
WHY AM I SO DAMN NERVOUS >.<

 

[Transhuman]

I have nothing wrong with people collecting shit if they have the room to store/ display it, because cluttered rooms piss me off.

Ugh, I gotta to go for orientation at my future college and I'm feeling nervous as hell. :/
It's so dumb! This should be so dull!
WHY AM I SO DAMN NERVOUS >.<

New places new people! Fun fun fun!

 

[Windam]

Don't text your ex

 

[Transhuman]

I'll text whoever I want. Or I would if I had a phone. And a sim card. And an ex I actually wanted to text.

 

[PaulExcellent]

I'll text whoever I want. Or I would if I had a phone. And a sim card. And an ex I actually wanted to text.

you can text me~

Edit: Or not. lol

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

What experience do you need to be a QA tester aside from a crapton of patience?

Uh...I don't know. They just said experienced at playing games. Easiest requirement ever.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Uh...I don't know. They just said experienced at playing games. Easiest requirement ever.

I hate testing

Testing is the worst thing