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FakeGAF 2.0: The Return of the Thirst
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NinjaBoiX
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Morning scumbags!
Just put the artist and song title in the link box people! If you want to say how super awesome it is and post some lyrics, do that underneath. Don't make me click the link to find out what the track is.
Fanx.
She's dead.
No, the wall of lyrics put me off.
Just put the artist and song title in the link box people! If you want to say how super awesome it is and post some lyrics, do that underneath. Don't make me click the link to find out what the track is.
Fanx.
Naw I texted on Thursday and Saturday and got no response to either text, that's it.
(date was on Wednesday)She's probably not interested so I don't see why it's a big deal. Just move on if she's not responding.
No but that's my point - why act all great ON the date, text afterwards that you HAD a great time and want to meet up again, and then go COMPLETELY quiet? Why not just SAY "sorry it didn't click, all the best" and get on with it?
You Know Nothing
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Women, man. They are mysteries wrapped in enigmas.
I'm so glad I'm gay.
I'm so glad I'm gay.
Cause you might be crazy,
do what's necessary to get out of a sitiuation...
but............ that doesn't make sense when she could've just texted that afterwards!
WOMEN, WHY MUST YOU NOT MAKE SENSE
Trust me, I wish I was gay sometimes.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
You should be.
That would be MUCH too straightforward and easy to understand.
(Maybe she had another date after)
Professor Beef
Banned
I wonder what it's like to be one of the gays
Fallout 3 was definitely overstreched but the game had a soul. Skyrim was pretty on the eyes and had nothing else to offer besides that fun little climb up the mountain.
Now that's what I'm talkin bout. ME2 was the bomb.
Now that's what I'm talkin bout. ME2 was the bomb.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Mass Effect 2 was so fucking good. I wish I could find it for like two dollars somewhere.
That's what I was thinking too, actually. Like maybe she had a better date on the weekend.
OH WELL.
life goes on
You Know Nothing
Member
Well, you get your own personalized rainbow maker. And of course, you become privy to the very real and evil Gay Agenda.
Professor Beef
Banned
Do I also get access to that one gif of that woman in the green dress that's always posted in those threads?
NinjaBoiX
Member
But didn't you say she texted you the following day?Naw I texted on Thursday and Saturday and got no response to either text, that's it.
Story is full of holes son.
yes she texted Thursday morning. Then I texted back. Then she stopped texting.
Thursday is long.
You Know Nothing
Member
Not sure. I don't have that gif saved tbh. It might be on a gay by gay basis.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
NinjaBoiX
Member
Send "pls respond" at 17 and 47 minutes past every hour until she acquiesces.yes she texted Thursday morning. Then I texted back. Then she stopped texting.
Thursday is long.
So what's next on the Agenda? :|
wsoxfan1214
Banned
i thought your mom was gone
NinjaBoiX
Member
That bird I'm seeing on Thursday night can barely string a sentence together let alone be an enigma. She gets pissed on fumes too, should be a good date.
I'm joking, she's a lovely lady. Massive bewbs too considering she's a size 8. (these things are important)
She does get pissed really easily though!
I'd never date a ginger.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
and now you understand why you didn't get a text back
NinjaBoiX
Member
Dead to me.
I AM A GINGER
MY MOM IS A GINGER
MY SIS IS A GINGER
It'd be super awkward if I dated someone that looks like my mom&sister, I can't do that
You Know Nothing
Member
Locking up all you breeders in internment camps.
I mean, uh, nothing. Nothing at all.
Can't hold her liquor, eh?
We have that in common innit. #whitegirlwasted
wsoxfan1214
Banned
NinjaBoiX
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Walking through a lush sunny Park at 8am, birds tweeting, rabbits running about, I feel like I'm in a Disney movie.
Life is good guys.
It's only hair colour man. She can dye it/shave it off/wear a hat.
Life is good guys.
You couldn't date a ginge becuase she'd look like your mom or sister?
It's only hair colour man. She can dye it/shave it off/wear a hat.
Do it for the preservation of your ginger race and the lulz...
You Know Nothing - You were lying all along... :|
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Why the hell are you on your phone if all of that is going on
you shut your mouth
yes.
I can't tell her to dye her hair on the first date though.
Think of your beautiful ginger kids!
You want to deprive the world of this?!?!
I'm 99% sure that hair is dyed, that red is too un-orange to be real ginger
You Know Nothing
Member
I've always thought it would be really awkward if I ever dated someone that shared a name with someone in my family. Thankfully, this situation has yet to present itself.
NinjaBoiX
Member
Yeah, she's a cheap date is our Sammy. I even booked a reservation at a restaurant with a Thursday special on.
#cheapskate
We should go on a date Jake, see what I'm missing on the other side.
Because the birds don't stop tweeting when I pull my phone out and the rabbits run away whenever I get close. I'm sitting on a bench drinking coffee.
Best job.
(two more days, yiss!)
I just saw a squirrel too. Can I just sit here all day?
Oh my, that lip bite, that hair, hnnnggg...Think of your beautiful ginger kids!
You want to deprive the world of this?!?!
Yeah.... my mom? Not gonna happen.
My sister luckily has a reasonably uncommon name too, thankfully.
Professor Beef
Banned
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Think of your beautiful ginger kids!
You want to deprive the world of this?!?!
lawd have mercy
How the hell do you not mention those eyes, ninja?
NinjaBoiX
Member
Give me it all, mash her into my face.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
we have to fight to the death first
classic ninja
smokeandmirrors
Banned
Think of your beautiful ginger kids!
You want to deprive the world of this?!?!
Oh my
Chuckie
Member
Think of your beautiful ginger kids!
You want to deprive the world of this?!?!
God fucking dammit.
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