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FakeGAF 2.0: The Return of the Thirst

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MutFox

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I just know there was a murder in Rhode Island,
and they never found the suspect...

This isn't working, was trying to do that simpsons joke from the softball episode... :|
 
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Lucian Cat said:
I'll finally have time to sit down and read the books in like 2 months.
huzzah for 20hr+ flights to Germany
I might even finish the first one finally :p

Shit I better buy an SD card for my tablet. 32gb memory ain't gonna cut it
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You might want to worry about the battery more than the memory card >.>
 
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MutFox

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WhereAreMahDragonz said:
Fallout 3 sucks don't do it
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Didn't really like Oblivion and Skyrim wasn't the best thing ever,
but Fallout 3 clicked with me.
New Vegas on the other hand wasn't that great.

Though you can tell this game series lacks polish.
Like glitches, bugs and lack of optimization everywhere.
Eveything you'd expect from a heavily marketed AAA title.
 
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Toa TAK

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Fallout 3 has one of my favorite character customization modes simply by having a Latino/Hispanic base model.

It's the closet I have ever looked in a game,
 
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You Know Nothing

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WhereAreMahDragonz said:
No he should play the superior Elder Scrolls series
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Not with that abhorrent fifth entry, sestra.

In fact, the only Elder Scrolls game I genuinely like is Oblivion. Morrowind aged terribly. Daggerfall aged terribly. Arena aged terribly. Skyrim is trash and will age terribly.

Oblivion has aged terribly, but is still playable for me.
 
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smokeandmirrors

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WhereAreMahDragonz said:
No he should play the superior Elder Scrolls series

Connecticut is the torso and Mass. is the arm, which makes us the armpit of New England
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Explains why you guys smell so bad

actually i can't say that in earnest. North Jersey (where I'm not from) smells terrible

You Know Nothing said:
Not with that abhorrent fifth entry, sestra.

In fact, the only Elder Scrolls game I genuinely like is Oblivion. Morrowind aged terribly. Daggerfall aged terribly. Arena aged terribly. Skyrim is trash and will age terribly.

Oblivion has aged terribly, but is still playable for me.
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Most Bethesda games do.

That engine they use is fucking terrible.
 
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The Elder Scrolls series needs a massive fucking overhaul for the combat next game.

But it probably won't get it because Bethesda will be too busy building a massive lifeless world instead. Quantity is better than quality I guess.
 
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MutFox

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My friend had the best review for Oblivion.
He never got out of the initial sewer/prison.

He saw the 1st NPC and was like "They look like they have down syndrome."
Then stopped playing. :|
 
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WhereAreMahDragonz

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You Know Nothing said:
Not with that abhorrent fifth entry, sestra.

In fact, the only Elder Scrolls game I genuinely like is Oblivion. Morrowind aged terribly. Daggerfall aged terribly. Arena aged terribly. Skyrim is trash and will age terribly.

Oblivion has aged terribly, but is still playable for me.
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Skyrim was good but not GOTY material. It had better side quests and factions than Oblivion.

Notrollious said:
Explains why you guys smell so bad

actually i can't say that in earnest. North Jersey (where I'm not from) smells terrible
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I shower every day I don't smell!

My brother though...
 
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Toa TAK

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MutFox said:
My friend had the best review for Oblivion.
He never got out of the initial sewer/prison.

He saw the 1st NPC and was like "They look like they have down syndrome."
Then stopped playing. :|
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At least he didn't give up after an hour. :|

I think I went back to Mass Effect after that. The superior RPG
 
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MutFox said:
My friend had the best review for Oblivion.
He never got out of the initial sewer/prison.

He saw the 1st NPC and was like "They look like they have down syndrome."
Then stopped playing. :|
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:negman:

WhereAreMahDragonz said:
Skyrim was good but not GOTY material. It had better side quests and factions than Oblivion.
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Everything was streamlined in Skyrim compared to Oblivion. They dumbed down absolutely everything. Nearly every side quest in Skyrim boils down to "go here and kill and/or retrieve x." They have no personality. And the guilds are just as bad.
 
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Skyrim sucked balls. I did the first fetch quest in that tomb and went "I've done this in every single MMO I've ever fucking played. This is just single player mode." The TESO came out and it sucks donkey balls. And I couldn't get into Mass Effect 1. My favourite part was equipping Sheppard with some yellow suit and pretending I was Char from Char's Counterattack.

Don't judge me.
 
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WhereAreMahDragonz

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You Know Nothing said:
:negman:



Everything was streamlined in Skyrim compared to Oblivion. They dumbed down absolutely everything. Nearly every side quest in Skyrim boils down to "go here and kill and/or retrieve x." They have no personality. And the guilds are just as bad.
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I mostly meant the faction quests. The rest sucked.

Notrollious said:
Ive wanted to like Mass Effect so badly because it should be the perfect game

but alas :
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Mass Effect 2 is superior in every way.
 
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Not to mention, does Skyrim have anything resembling a side quest where you get sucked into a painting and have to use turpentine to kill evil painted trolls?

I think not and I rest my damn case.
 
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Windam

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At the end of the day at least we can all agree that Lightning Returns is in the top 10 for games released on the PS3/360.
 
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Windam

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Can't wait for an Oculus Rift WW2 shooter. Stalingrad and any Pacific jungle level would make me lose my shit.

Probably literally.
 
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WhereAreMahDragonz

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Windam said:
At the end of the day at least we can all agree that Lightning Returns is in the top 10 for games released on the PS3/360.
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And holy shit, I remember this Ricky Martin song and I never knew it was the World Cup song. Until now.

In my defense, I was only nine at the time and I'm American.
 
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wsoxfan1214

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Smiley90 said:
Can someone explain to me

why girls act all great on a date, initiate physical contact too

say they're excited to meet up again

even text the next day they had a great time

and then go COMPLETELY off the grid?

like... just tell me you're not interested, it'd make my life SO much easier.
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Because women.

I dunno, did you reply 493838292829282749338293729372922.9 times?
 
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