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FakeGAF 2.0: The Return of the Thirst

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Seriously. I'm tired of all this Gay Pride stuff in my city right now. Where is my Straight Pride week parade?!

Poor oppressed majority. When will the gays stop getting special treatment?

I mean, how am I supposed to explain to my kids that some people have a mother and a father? It's sick.

Heterosexual pride? Isn't that what the NFL and certain kinds of rap music is for?

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There's another explanation for three dried white spots on the hotel sheet besides 'semen stain', right? To last through a laundering, it must be wax. I hope.

Well, good night.
 

Windam

Scaley member
Oh god. I've begun spreading the thirst to regular Off-Topic threads now. I'm gonna... oh man.

The fuck did you guys do to me?!
 

Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
Can someone explain to me

why girls act all great on a date, initiate physical contact too

say they're excited to meet up again

even text the next day they had a great time

and then go COMPLETELY off the grid?

like... just tell me you're not interested, it'd make my life SO much easier.
 
Oh god. I've begun spreading the thirst to regular Off-Topic threads now. I'm gonna... oh man.

The fuck did you guys do to me?!

Looking through your post history right now...

Sis, you need to be hosed down.


Honestly, why can't I be proud to be white? The real racists are the ones who won't let me have White History Month.

Same for men's history. Women are so tyrannical these days not letting it be recognized.
 

Lucian Cat

Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
I'll finally have time to sit down and read the books in like 2 months.
huzzah for 20hr+ flights to Germany
I might even finish the first one finally :p

Shit I better buy an SD card for my tablet. 32gb memory ain't gonna cut it
 
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Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
Why isn't there a month for Straight Japanese/Mexican people...
I feel oppressed, damn minorities... :|

Why isn't there a month for Gingers.

That's the REAL question here.

We're the most oppressed majority.
 

MutFox

Banned
Why isn't there a month for Gingers.

That's the REAL question here.

We're the most oppressed majority.

Gingers are like 2% of the human race are they not?
I think Straight Japanese/Mexican's are lower on the list.
So yeah, gingers derserve a month more than me. :(

Call it, Souless Month
 

Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
Gingers are like 2% of the human race are they not?
I think Straight Japanese/Mexican's are lower on the list.
So yeah, gingers derserve a month more than me. :(

Call it, Souless Month

SEE THAT'S WHAT I MEAN

#notallblondes
#notallRhodeIslanders

Not all blondes are Rhode Islanders, but all Rhode Islanders are blonde 'cause you're blonde
 
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