Still 1-1
Extra time starting
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If I'm not back by Monday, assume this happened.
Wikipedia said:In rare instances, teeth may be found in a vagina. Dermoid cysts are formed from the outer layers of embryonic skin cells. These cells are able to mature into teeth bones or hair, and these cysts are able to form anywhere the skin is or where the skin folds inwards to become another organ, such as in the ear or the vagina.
Dermoid cysts occur most commonly in the ovary. If it ruptures there, the teeth may migrate through the vagina.[1]
This is why I'm so wary of vaginas!
You never know which ones might have teeth. With assholes you know what you're getting. Has anyone ever heard of an anus dentata? I didn't think so.
Not it actually being possible. My fear is well founded.
So I risked it and google image searched Anal dentata.....yup its a thing....
Excuse me while I bleach my eye balls
Okay, I think my friend is okay. Apparently she was attacked by her drunk friends and someone came to get her.
Hey are there tacos here?
I really want some tacos.
... Attacked by her drunk friends? Uh, maybe they shouldn't be friends then.
Have a stuffed burger instead.
I just saw a commercial for this stuffed burger maker thing and now it's all I want in my life.
Have a stuffed burger instead.
I just saw a commercial for this stuffed burger maker thing and now it's all I want in my life.
Hot damn I came to the right place!
Too much cheese
That game was tense as fuck. Dayum. I was rooting for Chile though.
Goddammit, Tash.
What a mess.
I think this just goes to show that bareback casual sex ain't worth it.
Goddammit, Tash.
What a mess.
I think this just goes to show that bareback casual sex ain't worth it.
I thought I got something a couple months ago, freaked me out.
Definitely only fucking burgers from now on. *stuffed burger joke here*
Tash I am literally at a loss for words though
I haven't had any STD scares thankfully.
AND STOP REMINDING ME OF STUFFED BURGERS.
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Me and Stephen just got out from baseball. We won all 4 games and took the trophy!
I also got injured lmao
I'm thinking about getting one of these sexy thangs tomorrow.
Me and Stephen just got out from baseball. We won all 4 games and took the trophy!
I also got injured lmao
Me and Stephen just got out from baseball. We won all 4 games and took the trophy!
I also got injured lmao
how did you manage that
Ankle. Batter smashed it low and I saved it with my ankle and prevented him from going to second and third. My whole ankle was swollen and horribly bruised. It's still swollen but it's not as bad as it was when I first got hit.Slé.
But what did you injure?
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Thanks!Congrats!!
Hope the injury isn't too bad... ;P
Awww... Hope it didn't happen too early...Thanks!
It's just a really bad swollen and bruised ankle. The ball hit my bone really hard. xD
Ankle. Batter smashed it low and I saved it with my ankle and prevented him from going to second and third. My whole ankle was swollen and horribly bruised. It's still swollen but it's not as bad as it was when I first got hit.
The pain tho... :negativeman:
Thanks!
It's just a really bad swollen and bruised ankle. The ball hit my bone really hard. xD
It happened in the first game but since we were low on players I sucked it up and played every game. I even got 2 runs injured!Awww... Hope it didn't happen too early...
That way you at least enjoyed a few games...
(I'm guessing you got sidelined after?)
We played 4 games and the first three were something like 20 runs and 2 15 runs while the other teams had either 0 or 5 runs.what was the score?
i hope you didn't do that up a bunch of runs.
playing shortstop or third, I assume?
Also Stephen was probably the best player. He's really good.
It happened in the first game but since we were low on players I sucked it up and played every game. I even got 2 runs injured!
We played 4 games and the first three were something like 20 runs and 2 15 runs while the other teams had either 0 or 5 runs.
Final game we won 10 runs to 7 I believe. We might have had more. I played second base every game.
I'm super sore now lol
Yeah second was a little awkward. I accidentally dropped my catch in one game but thankfully recovered fast so I slid to catch it and then chased the player before he could touch second.ah, used to pitch and play second. second sucks because if a righty (most people) hit it that way, it always has some weird shitty spin.
Don't hurt yourself by sacrificing the body up by so much next time, lol
Also Stephen was probably the best player. He's really good.
Ugh. Ankle injuries are not fun.
Slightly better than knee injuries tho.
The only two kinds of injuries I've experienced.
This gif sums up my ability at sports:
It's not quite that bad. But you get the idea.
Holy shit.Goddammit, Tash.
What a mess.
I think this just goes to show that bareback casual sex ain't worth it.
oh god another new one
oh god another new one
Oh.
I was going to say it's really boring at the beginning with Eren and co. training and eating potatoes and whatever, but I thought it was great after that.
I actually never finished. I got to maybe episode 20 and stopped for some reason.