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[Toa TAK]

Cherries.

 

[Windam]

I'm afraid Eva's is already well past that.

Unlike some of the posters ITT.

Wazzy is a virgin?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

This thread is now about Gerrad Bohl.

Sis love yourself

 

[Toa TAK]

Wazzy is a virgin?

D=

FakeGAF: Someone for Everyone

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I'm afraid Eva's is already well past that.

Unlike some of the posters ITT.

I would make a mess of Miss Stone.

Dayum gurl...

 

[You Know Nothing]

Sis love yourself

Niece, not you pretending you wouldn't let him pound you into the ground.

 

[MutFox]

Sex Thread?
I still want this song to be in some movie...
Also this chorus sometimes plays in my head when I see certain people...

 

[Toa TAK]

Sure, I'm down with this being an Emma Stone thread.

 

[Windam]

Emma Stone is overrated.

 

[MutFox]

Emma Stone is overrated.

You're overrated

 

[Windam]

You're overrated

Bitch please, I'm a diamond in the rough.

 

[Toa TAK]

Emma Stone is overrated.

She's actually pretty funny. I dig her sense of humor. That's about 70% of her hotness for me.

 

[You Know Nothing]

As a gay man, I would "go straight" for Emma Stone ngl.

 

[Halo 2]

Emma Stone is pretty damn pretty.

 

[Toa TAK]

Emma Stone is pretty damn pretty.

And engaged.

 

[Windam]

We all know that Mayron is the best redhead.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Also, Natalie Dormer aka Margaery on Game of Thrones. I would face my vagina dentata fears for her.

And engaged.

Would berry Andrew Garfield too.

 

[Windam]

Also, Natalie Dormer aka Margaery on Game of Thrones. I would face my vagina dentata fears for her.

I would stick my tongue so far up her ass

 

[NinjaBoiX]

As a gay man, I would "go straight" for Emma Stone ngl.

If the little lady secretly had a penis I'd totes go gay for her:

Check out those bum cheeks man...

 

[Halo 2]

And engaged.

Hell yeah

 

[Toa TAK]

Yeah, she's hot.

Hell yeah

Just how I like 'em...

NOT SINGLE!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Hayley's quite mint too. I'll add her to the list. Also, Christina Hendricks and Rose Leslie.

I seem to really like red haired women for the most part.

I would stick my tongue so far up her ass

 

[The_Poet]

I would stick my tongue so far up her ass

Yup. Same.

 

[Toa TAK]

That's gross, homies.

 

[MutFox]

World Cup - Viva México!

 

[Toa TAK]

Screw Mexico, go Netherlands!

 

[Halo 2]

Not enough coffee in the day.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I guess I'll pick the Netherlands just to spare Mexico my curse.

That's gross, homies.

If by gross you mean amazing, then yes it is.

 

[Toa TAK]

If by gross you mean amazing, then yes it is.

Not enough coffee in the day.

.

 

[Wazzy]

Okay I'm really sore this morning and I'm limping and I have to go to work.

Bacon is the worst pig meat.

I know it's hard to accept this simple truth. Especially in light of all the pro-bacon internet propaganda. BUT IT'S THE TRUTH.

You know, I actually agree.

Years ago I used to love bacon a lot and would eat it all the time. But I got really sick of it and kind of realized I preferred ham.

A whole ham oven cooked... *drool*

I liked your picture of bigfoot wazzrz.

It really is super gross lmao

 

[MutFox]

Pulled Pork = Best Pork

 

[You Know Nothing]

You know, I actually agree.

Years ago I used to love bacon a lot and would eat it all the time. But I got really sick of it and kind of realized I preferred ham.

A whole ham oven cooked... *drool*

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS.

The greatest.

 

[Halo 2]

Natalie dormer is my muse.

 

[Windam]

Don't be jelly.

 

[AcridMeat]

I still prefer bacon to ham, but I already mentioned the bacon obsession on the internet is ridiculous. Ham I like, but we never do a roast ourselves so the glaze is usually so damn sweet that I dislike it.

Check out those bum cheeks man...

I'm trying to I'm not finding them though.

 

[Windam]

If the little lady secretly had a penis I'd totes go gay for her

why do i have the urge to watch shemale porn

 

[Halo 2]

brb

 

[Windam]

brb

I just want to lick her

 

[You Know Nothing]

Don't be jelly.

 

[Windam]

So uhhh NSFW

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Niece, not you pretending you wouldn't let him pound you into the ground.

No I wouldn't because I have standards

Also, Natalie Dormer aka Margaery on Game of Thrones. I would face my vagina dentata fears for her.

But...

 

[AcridMeat]

She looks like a mannequin.

So uhhh NSFW

 

[Funky Papa]

So uhhh NSFW

NOPE

I don't know who the hell could want any of that. The zombie bits are specially disturbing.

 

[Halo 2]

Ballers

 

[You Know Nothing]

So uhhh NSFW

This reminds me.

I was looking at fleshjacks the other day. You know the gay variant. And while I was doing it, I thought of you, Kevin. Your impact.

But...

Oh true.

But she's 18. I'm almost 25. That would break the half your age plus seven rule. :negman:

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

We're bigger than Memphis
You only exist
When I want you to

 

[Funky Papa]

Oh true.

But she's 18. I'm almost 25. That would break the half your age plus seven rule. :negman:

That rule is for pussies.

 

[Halo 2]

That rule is for pussies.

Literally.
Well not always.

 

[Windam]

The Alien page is amazing.

NOPE

I don't know who the hell could want any of that. The zombie bits are specially disturbing.

I dunno, the vampire Fleshlight looks like it could feel interesting.

This reminds me.

I was looking at fleshjacks the other day. You know the gay variant. And while I was doing it, I thought of you, Kevin. Your impact.

Why not just order a regular butthole Fleshlight?

 

[The_Poet]

Why not just order a regular butthole Fleshlight?

Little door, big room. Overrated.