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[Funky Papa]

I wanted to know what makes a Fleshjack different from a butt Fleshlight, so I Binged some images.

It was a big mistake.

 

[Windam]

Little door, big room. Overrated.

Really? :/

 

[The_Poet]

Really? :/

Buttholes in general. Never used a fleshlight

 

[Windam]

Buttholes in general. Never used a fleshlight

Oh. Maybe they were just used up.

 

[Funky Papa]

Someone needs to stop dating rosebud artists.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm howling.

Why not just order a regular butthole Fleshlight?

Because it's not modeled after gay porn stars' buttholes.

I wasn't seriously contemplating a purchase. I just wanted to see the goods.

 

[Windam]

Because it's not modeled after gay porn stars' buttholes.

I wasn't seriously contemplating a purchase. I just wanted to see the goods.

...oh.

 

[Halo 2]

This peter matthew bauer album is so damn chill.

 

[zeemumu]

Steam bringing out the big stuff today. It's a shame that I already own most of it.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Should I get a bass?

I feel like starting to play bass.

Might help with my quest to be in a band.

 

[Halo 2]

Bass is awesome got for it!

*makes bass noises*

Fleshlights are expensive, I'm just going to buy a pack of Go-Gurt.

 

[zeemumu]

I have an acoustic guitar but I never found the time or motivation to learn to properly play it. Maybe I should start.

 

[Funky Papa]

Holy shit, you can order table mounts for your Fleshlight.

This changes EVERYTHING.

Spoiler

wat

 

[Windam]

I'm so broke I can barely afford the regular Fleshlight skin. :'(

Edit: Probably can't with HST and shipping.

The

Spoiler

pathetic

life of the last of the dragons.

 

[TrueGrime]

I love getting up, looking on to gaf, and coming here to see what the topic of the hour is.

 

[TrueGrime]

I think I'm being dragged to watch Transformers tomorrow...
One question, is it worse than part 2?
Is it better than the others?

If you like mindless action, it'll be the right movie for you. If you like cheesy slow motion dramatic shots, it'll be the right movie for you. If you like substance, this is not the right movie for you. It's long and explosive. In my opinion it's worse than Transformers 2. My favorite remains the first one. Because it was just the first one.

 

[MutFox]

 

[Not Spaceghost]

THAT DUTCH REVERSAL MOTHER FUCKER YEAAAH

 

[zeemumu]

Should I go see Transformers or How to Train your Dragon 2? They both start at the same time.

 

[MutFox]

If you like mindless action, it'll be the right movie for you. If you like cheesy slow motion dramatic shots, it'll be the right movie for you. If you like substance, this is not the right movie for you. It's long and explosive. In my opinion it's worse than Transformers 2. My favorite remains the first one. Because it was just the first one.

Worse than 2...
I'm not watching it then.

Transformers 2 is the ONLY movie I ever wanted to walk out of the theatre on.
So bad.

 

[Toa TAK]

Should I go see Transformers or How to Train your Dragon 2? They both start at the same time.

HTTYD2 is the better movie.

Transformers is more fun.

 

[Windam]

I love getting up, looking on to gaf, and coming here to see what the topic of the hour is.

Topic of the hour? The topic of the forever of this thread is always thirst.

We always come back to it.

 

[Funky Papa]

THAT DUTCH REVERSAL MOTHER FUCKER YEAAAH

I honestly have no idea what the fuck is going on.

 

[Windam]

masturbation

 

[Halo 2]

It's quite a sensation

 

[TrueGrime]

LOL

 

[zeemumu]

HTTYD2 is the better movie.

Transformers is more fun.

I guess I'll go see Transformers for now, and save HTTYD2 for later.

 

[Toa TAK]

I guess I'll go see Transformers for now, and save HTTYD2 for later.

Come back with thoughts, comments, or questions!

 

[zeemumu]

Come back with thoughts, comments, or questions!

I do have one question before I leave to go see it at 1:50. Do we get to see Grimlock's robot form, and did they make him talk like Grimlock or speak normally?

 

[usea]

I just started using skype recently. I use it just to IM with one person. Today I got a message from somebody I don't know. I assume it's some kind of spam, but all they said was "are you online?" The profile is some 23f girl, but no details. Is that something that happens a lot on skype? Should I change it so only my contacts can message me?

 

[Halo 2]

First try to get some sexy pics.

 

[Toa TAK]

I do have one question before I leave to go see it at 1:50. Do we get to see Grimlock's robot form, and did they make him talk like Grimlock or speak normally?

Spoiler

Yes, no, and no.

 

[Wazzy]

Finally trying to finish p4(playing at work on my break) and I don't know if I have the patience to do three more levels for Yoshitsunes best move.

I really want to finish and don't want to burn myself out by grinding so I guess we'll see if it pushes me to the point where I want to stop again. If it does, I'm stopping grinding and just going to fight the last boss.

 

[BlueBadger]

On my way to a gig with laryngitis and I'm crying in the car :|. I'm a mess today.

 

[Wazzy]

On my way to a gig with laryngitis and I'm crying in the car :|. I'm a mess today.

Holy shit girl you have ANOTHER gig? You just had one yesterday. D:

Good luck bb. I'm sure you'll still be rocking the gig anyway!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

New England is being considered for the 2024 Olympics

Providence is one of the venues

 

[zeemumu]

New England is being considered for the 2024 Olympics

Providence is one of the venues

I tend to avoid a majority of the Northeastern United States.

 

[Windam]

On my way to a gig with laryngitis and I'm crying in the car :|. I'm a mess today.

May the D be with you!

Hit me up after if you want some syrup for your throat.

 

[AcridMeat]

THAT DUTCH REVERSAL MOTHER FUCKER YEAAAH

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAH

 

[Toa TAK]

New England is being considered for the 2024 Olympics

Providence is one of the venues

That's actually pretty sweet.

I need an excuse to go back up there.

 

[BlueBadger]

Holy shit girl you have ANOTHER gig? You just had one yesterday. D:

Good luck bb. I'm sure you'll still be rocking the gig anyway!

Yeah at the Italian Centre for half an hour. I had a total meltdown on the way here because I could barely sing when I was trying to warm up

 

[Lucian Cat]

I meant 3am your time you donut, lol.

I know that you goober! Ugh morning all

 

[Windam]

It's passed 4pm.

 

[AcridMeat]

Funky those are some great food pics. I've got some cherries as well right now, underrated fruit.

This is how I feel watching this greece - costa rica game

 

[smokeandmirrors]

I just started using skype recently. I use it just to IM with one person. Today I got a message from somebody I don't know. I assume it's some kind of spam, but all they said was "are you online?" The profile is some 23f girl, but no details. Is that something that happens a lot on skype? Should I change it so only my contacts can message me?

I got one like that a little while ago but it's only happened once to me so far.

 

[Chuckie]

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAH

Huntelaar has balls of fucking steel. Hasn't played for Oranje in a long time... just got in...and decides he wants to take the penalty.

This game gave me like 4 heart attacks....

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I'm trying to I'm not finding them though.

They're teeny tiny and super tight, you could crush walnuts between them. Possibly clutch both cheeks with one hand.

This is how I feel watching this greece - costa rica game

Just got back from a meal out with my bro, stuck it on. Is super yawnsville.

 

[Wazzy]

Walked into my breakroom, caught 5 minutes of the game, walked out in boredom.

Repated this but up at the front of my store where it's streaming. Walked away even more bored.

 

[Professor Beef]

Bacon is the worst pig meat.

I know it's hard to accept this simple truth. Especially in light of all the pro-bacon internet propaganda. BUT IT'S THE TRUTH.

i will end you

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Bacon is alright but the fetishization of bacon is absolutely gross and annoying as fuck.