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FakeGAF 2.0: The Return of the Thirst

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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
And all that blood...

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Tits are fine, tho.
 

G-Fex

Member
You can't just say that and not give FakeGAF it's daily dose of girl problems.

oh no it actually had to do with some interview awkwardness. Rather not get into that.

THOUGH, I did have a awkward encounter at the same store, multiple head turns at this one girl working there then she noticed me and rather than stupidly pretend I wasn't staring at her per usual like I'd do I instead smiled and waved. She smiled too. CUTE!
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Pros:
Awesome hair (for the most part)
Boobs

Cons:
Grooming
Blood
Cramps
Age poorly
FakeGAF creeps

I have my doubts.


Edit: I could do without the refractory period, though.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean Papa, eh? You best not be having a dig at the little lady and her ever changing hairdo.

Don't make me come over there and slap you across the chops sunshine.
Alright so he's not the best looking guy but um...

er

maybe he's really nice?



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bewbs Wazzy, I really like groping gurls bewbs. You can do it wherever you want.

And simply by doing so, you can drive men wild.

If I could be offered to trade my wiener for a nice set of bewbs, I'd do it in heartbeat.

No wait...

Actually...

Fuck...

Can I have both?
 

Wazzy

Banned
bewbs Wazzy, I really like groping gurls bewbs. You can do it wherever you want.

And simply by doing so, you can drive men wild.

If I could be offered to trade my wiener for a nice set of bewbs, I'd do it in heartbeat.

No wait...

Actually...

Fuck...

Can I have both?

Blood.

BLOOD.

You want period cramps and blood coming out your vag every month?

I think we all know your answer now.

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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
If I could be offered to trade my wiener for a nice set of bewbs, I'd do it in heartbeat.

No wait...

Actually...

Fuck...

Can I have both?

With enough navy beans and pork, you can have both.

Blood.

BLOOD.

You want period cramps and blood coming out your vag every month?

I think we all know your answer now.

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And period shits.

FakeGorls need to instruct the men ITT about period shits.

Or maybe not.
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Is Girls any good these days anyway? I had to drop the show at the middle of the second season, everybody but the main character's boyfriend were so fucking unlikeable and ditzy.
 

Halo 2

Banned
They're focusing less on the less interesting girls, but if you don't like the main characters there still isn't much there to keep ya invested.

S3 was definitely a step up from S2.

Last time I heard about it there was an outrage because somebody got moneyshot'd on TV.

I mean, that sounds like a real jumping the shark moment.
I think a lot of people overreact to the sex on the show. Attractive extroverted people get laid pretty often, shocker.

Also most of the sex is true to life as well. Quick n dirty not some sparkly porno moment ala true blood.

My biggest problem is how quickly character arcs are finished, theres growth but it feels rushed.
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Last time I heard about it there was an outrage because somebody got moneyshot'd on TV.

I mean, that sounds like a real jumping the shark moment.
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Blood.

BLOOD.

You want period cramps and blood coming out your vag every month?

I think we all know your answer now.

dNROcF8.gif
This is true, I will never know the pain and anguish.

Lovely smooth, soft, squishy boobies doe...
With enough navy beans and pork, you can have both.
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And period shits.

FakeGorls need to instruct the men ITT about period shits.

Or maybe not.
Girls don't poo though, they just squeeze out pink fluffy clouds and fart rainbows.
 

Windam

Scaley member
Why spend $8/month when I could watch all that stuff for free online anyway? It's like paying for cable these days. People only buy TVs for their consoles and HTPCs. Who actually watches TV?
 

Halo 2

Banned
Why spend $8/month when I could watch all that stuff for free online anyway? It's like paying for cable these days. People only buy TVs for their consoles and HTPCs. Who actually watches TV?
The only reason I have cable is bc it was cheaper to add cable to my Internet than to have only Internet.
The cable doesn't even work. The online stuff is nice but I can always stream/download before stuff is available online.
I get hbo during game o thrones to watch it live.
So why isn't everyone out on a saturday night?


I'm supposed to meet these people at a bar but I have ice cream at home.
 
that $8 a month for Netflix is one of the few things that isn't on par with bending over and taking it in the ass.

now cable companies, christ, we should all be wearing pads from anal bleeding every month
 
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