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[Smiley90]

we just gonna disagree on everything now?

comm majors are the worst though

damn creationist queens fan

 

[The_Poet]

I'm not a grill tho.

Oh really, then why are you smokin'?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oh really, then why are you smokin'?

Totally stealing this one.

 

[Funky Papa]

Goddamn, my Tinder is SO DRY.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Goddamn, my Tinder is SO DRY.

Use a picture of yourself with a cat.

 

[Funky Papa]

I have glasses and beard. A cat is the least thing I need to look like a goddamn daddy.

 

[Smiley90]

I have glasses and beard. A cat is the least thing I need to look like a goddamn daddy.

my profile pic is me with glasses, a beard and my kitten.

 

[Funky Papa]

Welp. Time to start posting pictures of my ding dong.

Edit: I have a completely mental Border Collie. I guess I could take some pictures with her.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Glasses with a beard is such a perfect combo.

Welp. Time to start posting pictures of my ding dong.

PM them to me. I'll tell you if they're good or not. :eyes:

 

[The_Poet]

Welp. Time to start posting pictures of my ding dong.

Edit: I have a completely mental Border Collie. I guess I could take some pictures with her.

Find a cat to pose next to your ding dong.

 

[Funky Papa]

My ding dong is probably the least pretty part of my body, TBH. I'm not exactly proud of that fucker.

BRB, asking for a spare cat.

 

[Lucian Cat]

my profile pic is me with glasses, a beard and my kitten.

I wish I could see this but I believe someone was hidden when he checked me out >:|

Welp. Time to start posting pictures of my ding dong.

Edit: I have a completely mental Border Collie. I guess I could take some pictures with her.

That'll work. The dog I mean.

Spoiler

Ding dong could work if it's pretty

Edit: well nevermind. It's not pretty

 

[Smiley90]

I wish I could see this but I believe someone was hidden when he checked me out >:|

That'll work. The dog I mean.

Spoiler

Ding dong could work if it's pretty

Edit: well nevermind. It's not pretty

hrhrhr yes I was.

It's this one:

 

[Funky Papa]

Spoiler

I mean, at least it's not all lumpy like a corncob.

 

[You Know Nothing]

http://www.hecktictravels.com/pioneer-recipe

The unexpected sometimes happens when you Google.

 

[Smiley90]

it's 330am why am I still awake oh god

 

[Lucian Cat]

hrhrhr yes I was.

It's this one:

Aww kitty :3

I guess you're ok too

 

[Funky Papa]

I won't take a proper selfie until you papangus join the whatsapp group.

PS: It won't include peen, I swear.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I won't take a proper selfie until you papangus join the whatsapp group.

PS: It won't include peen, I swear.

I dont wanna >:|
Join skype if you havent yet. Man I dont even know who's in there or not these days

 

[Funky Papa]

I dont wanna >:|
Join skype if you havent yet. Man I dont even know who's in there or not these days

Gosh, Skype is so freakin jank.

 

[The_Poet]

I dont wanna >:|
Join skype if you havent yet. Man I dont even know who's in there or not these days

I've seen his eyes via the whats-app group. Its worth joining.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I've seen his eyes via the whats-app group. Its worth joining.

But What'sapp is for sexy boyfriend pics D:
And Owen chats

 

[The_Poet]

But What'sapp is for sexy boyfriend pics D:
And Owen chats

We are boys, and your friends, and we're sexy. I don't see the problem

 

[Funky Papa]

http://www.hecktictravels.com/pioneer-recipe

The unexpected sometimes happens when you Google.

Tell us more.

 

[Funky Papa]

Man, this thread is worrying me. I guess I'm one aloof bastard.)

 

[SquiddyCracker]

I mean, it's one thing if you don't see your SO face-to-face every day. Sure, then I could buy you not talking to them, due to some aversion to digital communication or whatever.

But if you're living together?

I couldn't imagine going a day not talking to them.

 

[Transhuman]

He wants to taste the Milky Way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cubI6GyvjbI

 

[E92 M3]

I'm so sleepy; can't keep my head up at work. When I finally need an energy drink, no one in the office has one. Bullllllllllllllllllllshit

 

[Windam]

She currently in therapy for having a mental breakdown and trying to sleep with her 45 year old married professor. Who she talks about occasionally. Tonight is going to be one of the most awkward experiences of my life. No buffer zone



She's cute but pretentious.

FHUTA.

 

[TrueGrime]

I'm so sleepy; can't keep my head up at work. When I finally need an energy drink, no one in the office has one. Bullllllllllllllllllllshit

You need to master the art of sleeping with your eyes open, M3.

 

[Turin]

Oh really, then why are you smokin'?

 

[Transhuman]

Never had sushi, cream cheese, bagels, ranch dressing, or maple syrup.

 

[Windam]

Never had sushi, cream cheese, bagels, ranch dressing, or maple syrup.

So did you FHUTA?

 

[LuffyZoro]

So did you FHUTA?

Didn't you see him say he'd never had cream cheese and bagels?

 

[Windam]

Didn't you see him say he'd never had cream cheese and bagels?

What's cream cheese got to do with this? It's not Nutella.

 

[Turin]

There's a sale at the nearby Sam's Club where PS4's are 349.99.

Should I?

 

[Transhuman]

So did you FHUTA?

I had been up for about 36 hours. 2 hours before I was supposed to meet her, I fell into a sleep so deep and tranquil that I never wanted to wake up (Which is probably my brain's reaction to REM sleep after REM sleep deprivation)

She called to reschedule for tomorrow while I was out so I don't have to worry about her nailing a dead cat to my door for standing her up or something.

There's a sale at the nearby Sam's Club where PS4's are 349.99.

Should I?

You could buy half a good PC with that money man,

Or sunglasses.

 

[Wazzy]

FINE

I quote

"I always knew I liked girls and dating them I've never felt like missing anything, but all the guys I've dated in the past have been jerks so I didn't know if missing something was because I didn't like guys or because they were jerks. You're everything I could hope for in a guy but there's still something missing, so I'm pretty sure I only like girls. Sorry."

... yep.

Spat my coffee at work. Omg I'm laughing yet I feel so bad. I'm sorry to hear that happened Smileyyyyyy. It's probably because I live here.

*tries to clean coffee off keyboard with post-it note*

 

[TrueGrime]

FINE

I quote

"I always knew I liked girls and dating them I've never felt like missing anything, but all the guys I've dated in the past have been jerks so I didn't know if missing something was because I didn't like guys or because they were jerks. You're everything I could hope for in a guy but there's still something missing, so I'm pretty sure I only like girls. Sorry."

... yep.

Damn. Just.. damn.

 

[Turin]

You could buy half a good PC with that money man,

Or sunglasses.

My pc's good enough for me.

I don't wear shades. I squint through the day.

 

[LuffyZoro]

What's cream cheese got to do with this? It's not Nutella.

When a man and a woman love each other very much...

Spoiler

I should have said ranch dessing

 

[Deleted member 10571]

I swear I replied to this already. I must me going mad.

Anyways, yes. But he hasn't let off crazy vibes yet

Spoiler

Aside from the ponydom

The worst.

Or sunglasses.

I need new sunglasses. Recommend me shit.

 

[E92 M3]

You need to master the art of sleeping with your eyes open, M3.

Talking with a lot of clients today Can't wait to get home and just lay down

 

[Funky Papa]

It's summer time, so here's an oldie but goodie:

Kaskade - Be Still

Spoiler

I'm a sucker for EDM/trance with sweet female vocals.

 

[Toa TAK]

What the hell happened to my bro, Halo 2?

 

[Funky Papa]

What the hell happened to my bro, Halo 2?

Alt account madness. He was previously banned for claiming he had ad-aware installed.

 

[AcridMeat]

you literally want to fuck the sky

You make it sound wrong.

I know a girl well from college who was in some of my psych classes. She was the "hippie" type but omg she was so dirty. Later found out that she did a bit of porn too. Psych people = > (I only got a minor in it)

You only did some solo work yourself, then?

 

[Funky Papa]

You guys stop everything you are doing and watch the new trailer for Interestellar.

 

[Toa TAK]

Alt account madness. He was previously banned for claiming he had ad-aware installed.

That sucks. What's wrong with ad-aware?

 

[Windam]

Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber? Dude was my hero before... now he's my God.