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FakeGAF 3.0: The Thirsty Games

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Linius

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El_Gato said:
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Someone made a gif already. <3
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This video is so great :lol
 
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Style

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Finally got a new keyboard and mouse. I've been using on screen keyboard for a couple of weeks now and it's hard to properly express yourself with that. No more short and nonsensical posts! I feel liberated!

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Oh by the way, I hope my bizarre poetry doesn't bother anyone. Expect more to come!
 
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Yeah I'm a 100+ wpm guy consistently, and so when I was in Germany for 3 weeks and the only net access I had was through my phone, it was like wearing a straight jacket.
 
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Funky Papa

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zeemumu said:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/08/19/ebola-sacramento-kaiser/14317671/

Well shit. I mean Sacramento's still a ways away from me but it's still kinda freaky.
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Probably flu or some other random illness. There has been dozens if not hundreds of false alarms all over Europe. Headaches, fever, coughing... shit, I get that from pollen each Spring :p Don't bother hoarding bottled water and ammo until people start bleeding from their butts.

Also: Paris & Simo feat. Gabrielle Ross - Silent (Original Mix)

ThoseDeafMutes said:
Yeah I'm a 100+ wpm guy consistently, and so when I was in Germany for 3 weeks and the only net access I had was through my phone, it was like wearing a straight jacket.
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Two days already and your avatar still disturbs me.
 
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ThoseDeafMutes said:
Yeah I'm a 100+ wpm guy consistently, and so when I was in Germany for 3 weeks and the only net access I had was through my phone, it was like wearing a straight jacket.
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Oh that must have been horrible. D:
Comparing it with wearing a straight jacket is a good allegory.
I got a mechanical keyboard this time because I felt like I deserved some quality after the on screen keyboard nightmare. This feels good to type on, but it's going to take a while to get used to. I went with Cherry Black MX because I wasn't sure what I was going in to.
 
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zeemumu

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Funky Papa said:
Probably flu or some other random illness. There has been dozens if not hundreds of false alarms all over Europe. Headaches, fever, coughing... shit, I get that from pollen each Spring :p Don't bother hoarding bottled water and ammo until people start bleeding from their butts.
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I'd be less worried if I didn't have a job that required me to interact with hundreds of strangers per day, but it's on the opposite side of the state so the odds of it jumping that distance all the way to me are pretty low, especially with quarantine procedures. There's basically hundreds of miles of nothing in between Northern and Southern California, so unless orange trees can contract it, I should be fine.
ThoseDeafMutes said:
Yeah I'm a 100+ wpm guy consistently, and so when I was in Germany for 3 weeks and the only net access I had was through my phone, it was like wearing a straight jacket.
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I haven't measured my wpm since high school. Back then it topped out at 96.
 
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ThoseDeafMutes

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Yes, Funky, my Avatar is amazing I know.

Monsoon said:
Oh that must have been horrible. D:
Comparing it with wearing a straight jacket is a good allegory.
I got a mechanical keyboard this time because I felt like I deserved some quality after the on screen keyboard nightmare. This feels good to type on, but it's going to take a while to get used to. I went with Cherry Black MX because I wasn't sure what I was going in to.
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I've got a Ducky keyboard with Cherry Brown switches. Not as loud as some. Still feels great though.
 
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You Know Nothing

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BlueBadger said:
So glad you fought that battle with this gif, bae <3
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And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake it off, shake it off

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I'm using this ironically. The song is still terrible. <3

Funky Papa said:
Who is that? Is she having a mild stroke?
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It's Ayumi Hamasaki. #J-pop

The_Poet said:
It might be constant pain from all the plastic surgery?
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!!!

Go in.

Funky Papa said:
Guys, I can't get over Swiftzzie's racism and cultural appropriation.
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While T-Swizzle's bit of appropriation and stereotyping is gross and she should be called out on it, at least she isn't Miley Cyrus who actually wanted people to believe she wasn't exploiting urban culture and stereotyping just to make a quick buck and garner 15 seconds of fame.

A casually racist and ignorant piece of human trash.
 
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Transhuman

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Arsenic Yellow said:
Posted this on the hannibal OT but I'll post it here too. An unflattering selfie of me with Mads Mikkelsen from Hannibal. I was so nervous and shy, but he was so nice!!! I was trying to think of somethig to say to him, but I could only ask for a selfie and group pic...

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Turin be jealous.
 
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BlueBadger

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You Know Nothing said:
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake it off, shake it off

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I'm using this ironically. The song is still terrible. <3
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I'm literally on my knees at work praying for the sins you just committed within that spoiler tag.

Oh fearsome and awe-inspiring Taylord, please forgive this Madonna-lover. He knows not of which he speaks. A(ll too well)men.
 
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Funky Papa

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Funky Papa

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You Know Nothing said:
If that's giving you the fits, try this.
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I was supposed to meet my date in an hour, but I think I'm switching sides now.

How should I tell her?

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BlueBadger said:
Speaking of which. My soccer teammates had never heard of the term "cum gutters", and I had to teach them what they were last week at practice... o_______o
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The WHAT?

Edit 2: The Adonis belt? Jesus, you guys have filthy words for everything.
 
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zeemumu

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Dreading the day when someone challenges me to the ice bucket challenge. I'm not very tolerant of water outside of swimming or rain. Basically I'm a fire/fighting type for those of you in the Pokeverse
 
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Funky Papa

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BlueBadger said:
What the fuck is an Adonis belt? LOLL!
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This shit I used to have and now is never coming back.

zeemumu said:
Dreading the day when someone challenges me to the ice bucket challenge. I'm not very tolerant of water outside of swimming or rain. Basically I'm a fire/fighting type for those of you in the Pokeverse
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I'd be more scared of the ice cubes if somebody is dropping/throwing the bucket on you. A girl I know had her lower lip split open when some cunt hurled one at her for funsies.
 
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Kater

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Funky Papa said:
The WHAT?

Edit 2: The Adonis belt? Jesus, you guys have filthy words for everything.
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Are you talking about the gay jargon in general?

Because we have cute words too like bear and twink (from "Twinkies").

Who wastes cum on a belly anyway.
Oral sex ftw.
 
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
BlueBadger said:
Yeah that ain't no Adonis belt. Those be cum gutters :3.

Why are they never coming back? o_o
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Because I'M AN ADULT NOW with a salary of my own, and that means that I buy my own groceries, which in turn means that from time to time a twinkie or an ice cream tube manages to slip into my shopping trolley. Things were different when I was a teen living with my parents.

Granted, 30 minutes of high intensity cardio keeps my stomach flat, but I don't have the fucking energy to get my abs sculpted. Too much work. I'd rather enjoy a spoonful of ice cream from time to time than get shredded for the benefit of nobody but my own ego.

I've been seriously considering a cutting diet since I got back to the dating biz, but it's so damn depleting.
 
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