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[Kater]

Screaming a bit.

Does a dolphin squeal?

Thought they chatter...

 

[MutFox]

I need to watch GotG again.
Didn't fully enjoy it the 1st time due to medical reasons... :|

 

[Rubbish King]

It was shit

Right Droid?

indeed

And a bottle or five of wine.



hay how big iz ur dik? pixxx pls.

that's weird

GotG comes out in exactly a week where I live. Excited to see it after getting hyped by all of GAF for a whole month.

prepare your butt

I need to watch GotG again.
Didn't fully enjoy it the 1st time due to medical reasons... :|

DO IT

DO EEEIT

 

[You Know Nothing]

Does a dolphin squeal?

Thought they chatter...

Yeah, I'd definitely classify it as more of a chatter than a squeal.

Anyway, I answered "The best? Maybe..."

that's weird

r u dtf?

i suk u u come over

And to break the Grindr speak for a moment, god bless you for bringing back your old avatar.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

help

 

[zeemumu]

OH. MAN.

I honestly, sincerely, had you pegged for a member of girlgaf. I don't even know how that happened. We should start carrying little dongs and Vs next to our names because I swear to God, I can't remember the gender of half of GAF. I mean, I probably knew it, and then somehow forgot about it because that's how my harebrained head works.

You are not on our WhatsApp group, right? Otherwise I'm sure I would remember you given how fucking foul our conversations are.

When you called me "girl" I assumed you were joking. Nah I'm a guy. I'm part of FakeSkype. I'll be sure to join the whatsapp group.

 

[Rubbish King]

i suk u u come over

And to break the Grindr speak for a moment, god bless you for bringing back your old avatar.

..


yeah I missed it terribly

help

wot

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Nice!

What is this gif from? That's pretty brutal!

Ninj would have liked this one. I swear she couldn't be taller than 160 cm.

Petite chicks are the best like, totes adorbs:

You could rest your pint on her head if you were down the boozer with the little lady. Then you could carry her home in your pocket when she is too drunk to walk.

(Why is the girl in the background crying?)

 

[Funky Papa]

FakeSkype is still a thing? Last time I checked it was deader than the Pope's sex life.

 

[Funky Papa]

What is this gif from? That's pretty brutal!

Spartacus, alias the bossest TV show ever made.

Petite chicks are the best like, totes adorbs:

You could rest your pint on her head if you were down the boozer with the little lady. Then you could carry her home in your pocket when she is too drunk to walk.

(Why is the girl in the background crying?)

More importantly: what the fuck is Hayley wearing?

Edit: Man, another DP. I really need to learn to fucking quote.

 

[Kater]

prepare your butt

Buying some lube, brb~

Yeah, I'd definitely classify it as more of a chatter than a squeal.

Anyway, I answered "The best? Maybe..."[/url]

Thought so.

Who squeals while having sex. lol
Moaning, yeah. But I never squealed, I was never in pain.

help

mmmmmmmmmm

 

[NinjaBoiX]

FakeSkype is still a thing? Last time I checked it was deader than the Pope's sex life.

Just a bunch of stubborn luddites stumbling around an empty room shouting at the furniture.

 

[You Know Nothing]

help

Oh, it's that one guy on that one show. He hot.

..

top or bttm? u poz?

FakeSkype is still a thing? Last time I checked it was deader than the Pope's sex life.

I still use it, you Spanish cretin!

 

[Funky Papa]

Is that the Scottish lad from Outlander? That show is soooo badical.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Oh, it's that one guy on that one show. He hot.

He has a dreamy Scottish accent too

Spoiler

He's American irl I'm pretty sure

 

[NinjaBoiX]

More importantly: what the fuck is Hayley wearing?

What? Have never seen a girl wear dark blue leopard print boxing shorts before?

(She wears whatever the fuck she wants cos she's too cool for school.)

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Ninja what are you going to do when Hayley inevitably gets married to her longtime boyfriend

 

[BlueBadger]

I make you some cupcakes then, cupcake. xD <3

GASP!! I love cupcakes <3333!!!!

And a bottle or five of wine.

YAAAAS. Chardonay? Mmmmmm

hay how big iz ur dik? pixxx pls.

You're lucky if you get that. I think they just typically send one of theirs without a trigger warning ;____;

 

[Risgroo]

Dat first post, lawd

 

[Kater]

GASP!! I love cupcakes <3333!!!!

I could also make you some of this if you want. (cheese-filled pancake) :3

You're lucky if you get that. I think they just typically send one of theirs without a trigger warning ;____;

Kinda related, thought I'd share because it's cute.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I could also make you some of this if you want. (cheese-filled pancake) :3]

Now why would you ruin a perfectly good pancake

 

[BlueBadger]

I could also make you some of this if you want. (cheese-filled pancake) :3


Kinda related, thought I'd share because it's cute.

That looks soooooooOOoOooOOO delicious help me ;______;

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Is everyone good?

Good.

Ninja what are you going to do when Hayley inevitably gets married to her longtime boyfriend

(I hope she's happy and they have beautiful children together so she can pass on her magnificent genes to make the world a more wonderful place.)

 

[You Know Nothing]

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything with Jennifer Lawrence, Regina Spektor and Ingrid Michaelson

Em, I found you the perfect man. The catch is he's gay.

He's also a pastry chef and really, really cute. H E L P.

He has a dreamy Scottish accent too

Spoiler

He's American irl I'm pretty sure

Scottish accents penetrate me in ways no other accent can. Richard Madden's accent would impregnate if I had a womb.

YAAAAS. Chardonay? Mmmmmm

The best, bae.

 

[BlueBadger]

The best, bae.

We are the re-told story of "Baby It's Cold Outside" if it were Christmas right meow.

And I like dat <3. LOL

 

[Kater]

Now why would you ruin a perfectly good pancake

lol

Let me guess... you never had any cheese filled pancake. Nobody who tried them can say anything bad about them. :/

That looks soooooooOOoOooOOO delicious help me ;______;

 

[Style]

I feel like there's some sort of prejudice against people with anime avatars.

 

[MutFox]

lol

Let me guess... you never had any cheese filled pancake. Nobody who tried them can say anything bad about them. :/

She doesn't like cheese, except mozzarella on pizza if I remember correctly. ;P

I feel like there's some sort of prejudice against people with anime avatars.

There is.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

lol

Let me guess... you never had any cheese filled pancake. Nobody who tried them can say anything bad about them. :/

 

[MutFox]

 

[You Know Nothing]

We are the re-told story of "Baby It's Cold Outside" if it were Christmas right meow.

And I like dat <3. LOL

<3

Just no date rape. I've never been able to look at that song the same way again.

 

[Rubbish King]

I feel like there's some sort of prejudice against people with anime avatars.

Is it the same as the one on your waifu pillow

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I feel like there's some sort of prejudice against people with anime avatars.

If might be because a lot of them are of prepubescent, saucer-eyed little girls and people might think that's a bit creepy.

Who knows.

 

[MutFox]

Is it the same as the one on your waifu pillow

Hey, no disrespecting waifu pillows.

 

[Kater]

She doesn't like cheese, except mozzarella on pizza if I remember correctly. ;P

There is.

I didn't know that. You are missing out though. Really.

 

[Rubbish King]

Hey, no disrespecting waifu pillows.

hey i'm not knocking them, you can't catch stuff off them or get them pregnant soo they fine by me

 

[BlueBadger]

<3

Just no date rape. I've never been able to look at that song the same way again.

Oh goodness no! All consented <3

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I didn't know that. You are missing out though. Really.

Nah, I think I'm good.

 

[Rubbish King]

oh aand they don't cry when you let them down constantly

 

[Kater]

If might be because a lot of them are of prepubescent, saucer-eyed little girls and people might think that's a bit creepy.

Who knows.

But some of them are 1000's of years, so it's totally legal!

Nah, I think I'm good.

Different tastes and all that. I understand.

 

[AcridMeat]

Date recap

So...well?

Petite chicks are the best like, totes adorbs:

What? Have never seen a girl wear dark blue leopard print boxing shorts before?

You mean to tell me this image isn't edited in any way? The fuuuuck hahaha

My top right half of my face is all numb from the dentist. Booooooooooooooooooooooo.

 

[MutFox]

That girl in red directly in the middle is either sad or having the greatest moment of her life.

 

[AcridMeat]

That girl in red directly in the middle is either sad or having the greatest moment of her life.

I thought she was laughing at the outfit.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

That girl in red directly in the middle is either sad or having the greatest moment of her life.

Hayley just farted and it really stinks.

Notice the smirk.

 

[MutFox]

What if that's just her face? :|

 

[You Know Nothing]

Which of the two would be your preference: A lifetime supply of your favorite snack food or a 30-minute orgasm?

Guess which I picked.

Oh goodness no! All consented <3

I have the song stuck in my head now.

l;ddkdflsdf;lkasf;kldlksdl;

 

[BlueBadger]

I have the song stuck in my head now.

l;ddkdflsdf;lkasf;kldlksdl;

PUUUUUUT SOME RECORDS ON WHILE I POUR

 

[Kater]

What if that's just her face? :|

I feel bad for laughing at this.

 

[You Know Nothing]

PUUUUUUT SOME RECORDS ON WHILE I POUR

THE NEIGHBORS MIGHT THINK
SAY WHAT'S IN THIS DRINK?

:negman:

 

[BlueBadger]

THE NEIGHBORS MIGHT THINK
SAY WHAT'S IN THIS DRINK?

:negman:

I WISH I KNEW HOW
TO BREAK THIS SPELLLLLLL