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[Halo 2]

I love tomato and pickled
tomato

 

[Transhuman]

 

[Funky Papa]

pineapple is a classic dessert. come at me, you dirty catalunya.

That's a funky ass Union Jack you've got there

 

[Turin]

 

[Transhuman]

I love tomato and pickled
tomato

 

[Clydefrog]

That's a funky ass Union Jack you've got there

i even know how to grow pineapple.

Spoiler

you stick the thing you didn't eat into the ground.

 

[LuffyZoro]

.

:lol

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Mooorning.

 

[zeemumu]

That was a horrifying dream. Freddy Krueger poisoned me, then stabbed me through the abdomen, and I could feel pain. Fricken hurt. So I faked being dead, managed to recover enough to grab my keys and get to the car, while Freddy was throwing knives at me while transformed into my mom, And I drove away.

 

[Transhuman]

 

[Funky Papa]

Holy shit. First Tinder match. And she's cute.

Is this real life?

 

[Transhuman]

Holy shit. First Tinder match. And she's cute.

Is this real life?

 

[PirateKing]

My first kiss was like this...

 

[Funky Papa]

I'm probably about this awkward IRL.

Edit: Jesus Christ, this girl is 67 km away. How the fuck did that happen? I may send her a message for fun, but FML.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

People who have strong smelling food for lunch at work are awful

 

[Funky Papa]

People who have strong smelling food for lunch at work are awful

Specially so in summer and at the office.

 

[Transhuman]

People who take literally not effort to cover their bathroom odors are so much worse. There is air freshener *right there*. I could be smelling vanilla right now instead of your shit.

 

[Funky Papa]

People who take literally not effort to cover their bathroom odors are so much worse. There is air freshener *right there*. I could be smelling vanilla right now instead of your shit.

Are you kidding me?

Aire freshener over poo is like toxic smog. Reminds me of the gross people who take "French showers" (read: putting cologne over their miasma infused armpits instead of taking an actual shower).

Transhuman pls.

 

[Transhuman]

You don't blanket it in the bathroom like you're trying to put out a fire. The person didn't even bother to turn on the bathroom vent fan, and there is no way they don't know how bad it reeked. This is one of the only times when I think it's appropriate to use scented stuff. I don't even really like scented candles.

 

[Turin]

Took the dog for a walk on the bike trail.

 

[Transhuman]

Where abouts is that. Looks nice.

 

[Linius]

It looks like the tracks in the movie The Station Agent. They're not the same, but it got that same atmosphere. Good film btw.

 

[Halo 2]

nice doge

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Don't be lame Funky. 67km is like the next town over in Australia.

 

[Linius]

Don't be lame Funky. 67km is like the next town over in Australia.

67 kilometer is so far man. I'm gonna have to travel that tomorrow. Almost an hour on the train. ONE HOUR

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

67 kilometer is so far man. I'm gonna have to travel that tomorrow. Almost an hour on the train. ONE HOUR

67km is like how wide your country is bro.

 

[Linius]

67km is like how wide your country is bro.

You're not so far off actually, 200km from east to west. 300km from north to south

 

[The_Poet]

67km is like how wide your country is bro.

67km something something your mothers vagina.

 

[Duress]

Cookies, a nutritional breakfast

 

[Funky Papa]

Don't be lame Funky. 67km is like the next town over in Australia.

I sold my car when I moved to the centre! I can't even drive to wherever she lives!

Anyway, I sent her a humorous message. No response yet.

 

[TrueGrime]

67km something something your mothers vagina.

Fighting words.

 

[Halo 2]

Cookies, a nutritional breakfast

I've got donuts!

 

[TrueGrime]

My boss tried to give me fucking cookies this morning with some type of nuts in them knowing I have a peanut allergy.

I think he's trying to off me.

 

[Funky Papa]

Pls respond.

 

[Transhuman]

Pls respond.

 

[Halo 2]

 

[Funky Papa]

Elusive birds seems to be today's trend.

 

[zeemumu]

Did you guys know that Carol and Andrea from The Walking Dead are both in The Mist? And Andrea is Ben Grimm's terrible first wife who immediately divorces him after he becomes a rock and helps save those people on the bridge in Fantastic Four?

 

[Halo 2]

Did you guys know that Carol and Andrea from The Walking Dead are both in The Mist? And Andrea is Ben Grimm's terrible first wife who immediately divorces him after he becomes a rock and helps save those people on the bridge in Fantastic Four?

Frank Darabont directed the Mist, he likes to work with them.

 

[BlueBadger]

I've been known for saying some vile stuff, but that one line takes the cake.

So I win? What's my reward? ;3

 

[You Know Nothing]

Tomatoes are good.

Not a fan of tomato juice tho. And of course it's the official state beverage. Well done, Ohio.

 

[BlueBadger]

Tomatoes are good.

Not a fan of tomato juice tho. And of course it's the official state beverage. Well done, Ohio.

Tomatoes are disgusting, bae. And I'm Italian.

Spoiler

Pasta sauce and the like is fine. But just.. tomatoes.. Raw...? Bye.

 

[zeemumu]

Tomatoes are good.

Not a fan of tomato juice tho. And of course it's the official state beverage. Well done, Ohio.

I like putting ketchup on tomatoes. It makes no sense but it tastes awesome.

 

[MutFox]

I love tomatoes!
Well not by themselves, but they go great with stuff...

Also, Morning all!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Fried green tomatoes tho. God is real.

Tomatoes are disgusting, bae. And I'm Italian.

Spoiler

Pasta sauce and the like is fine. But just.. tomatoes.. Raw...? Bye.

Raw tomato on a sandwich is everything, bae.

Re-evaluate your life.

 

[BlueBadger]

Fried green tomatoes tho. God is real.



Raw tomato on a sandwich is everything, bae.

Re-evaluate your life.

Ewwwww ew ew ew. I legit can't stomach a sandwich that has tomato in it :||||||

Mustard on a sandwich is everything.

Y'all better repeat.

 

[MutFox]

Mustard on a sandwich is everything.

Mustard, bacon, tomato on a sandwich is so good...

 

[BlueBadger]

Mustard, bacon, tomato on a sandwich is so good...

Fixed.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Ewwwww ew ew ew. I legit can't stomach a sandwich that has tomato in it :||||||

Mustard on a sandwich is everything.

Y'all better repeat.

Mustard is good.

Mustard, bacon, tomato on a sandwich is so good...

Mustard and tomato are, yes.

 

[zeemumu]

Fried zucchini and stuffed mushrooms are awesome, though.