FakeGAF 3.0: The Thirsty Games
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Funky Papa
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pineapple is a classic dessert. come at me, you dirty catalunya.
That's a funky ass Union Jack you've got there
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That's a funky ass Union Jack you've got there
i even know how to grow pineapple.
you stick the thing you didn't eat into the ground.
:lol
George Oscar Bluth II
Banned
Mooorning.
That was a horrifying dream. Freddy Krueger poisoned me, then stabbed me through the abdomen, and I could feel pain. Fricken hurt. So I faked being dead, managed to recover enough to grab my keys and get to the car, while Freddy was throwing knives at me while transformed into my mom, And I drove away.
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Funky Papa
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Holy shit. First Tinder match. And she's cute.
Is this real life?
Is this real life?
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PirateKing
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My first kiss was like this...
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I'm probably about this awkward IRL.
Edit: Jesus Christ, this girl is 67 km away. How the fuck did that happen? I may send her a message for fun, but FML.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
People who have strong smelling food for lunch at work are awful
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Specially so in summer and at the office.
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People who take literally not effort to cover their bathroom odors are so much worse. There is air freshener *right there*. I could be smelling vanilla right now instead of your shit.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Are you kidding me?
Aire freshener over poo is like toxic smog. Reminds me of the gross people who take "French showers" (read: putting cologne over their miasma infused armpits instead of taking an actual shower).
Transhuman pls.
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You don't blanket it in the bathroom like you're trying to put out a fire. The person didn't even bother to turn on the bathroom vent fan, and there is no way they don't know how bad it reeked. This is one of the only times when I think it's appropriate to use scented stuff. I don't even really like scented candles.
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Where abouts is that. Looks nice.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Don't be lame Funky. 67km is like the next town over in Australia.
67 kilometer is so far man. I'm gonna have to travel that tomorrow. Almost an hour on the train. ONE HOUR
ThoseDeafMutes
Member
67km is like how wide your country is bro.
You're not so far off actually, 200km from east to west. 300km from north to south
67km something something your mothers vagina.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I sold my car when I moved to the centre! I can't even drive to wherever she lives!
Anyway, I sent her a humorous message. No response yet.
TrueGrime
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Fighting words.
I've got donuts!
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Pls respond.
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Funky Papa
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Elusive birds seems to be today's trend.
BlueBadger
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So I win? What's my reward? ;3
You Know Nothing
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Tomatoes are good.
Not a fan of tomato juice tho. And of course it's the official state beverage. Well done, Ohio.
Not a fan of tomato juice tho. And of course it's the official state beverage. Well done, Ohio.
BlueBadger
Banned
Tomatoes are disgusting, bae. And I'm Italian.
Pasta sauce and the like is fine. But just.. tomatoes.. Raw...? Bye.
I like putting ketchup on tomatoes. It makes no sense but it tastes awesome.
You Know Nothing
Member
Fried green tomatoes tho. God is real.
Raw tomato on a sandwich is everything, bae.
Re-evaluate your life.
Raw tomato on a sandwich is everything, bae.
Re-evaluate your life.
BlueBadger
Banned
Ewwwww ew ew ew. I legit can't stomach a sandwich that has tomato in it :||||||
Mustard on a sandwich is everything.
Y'all better repeat.
Mustard, bacon, tomato on a sandwich is so good...
BlueBadger
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Fixed.
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