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[Funky Papa]

I'm a simple man with simple tastes. I mean, I love fine and tasteful lingerie (the kind that will halve your salary) but something like some trashy neon mesh bodysuit and some equally trashy ankle shoes will also do it for me. Phroar.

Edit: here I fucking am, top page shame.

 

[Jobbs]

I'm a simple man with simple tastes. I mean, I love fine and tasteful lingerie (the kind that will halve your salary) but something like some trashy neon mesh bodysuit and some equally trashy ankle shoes will also do it for me. Phroar.

Edit: here I fucking am, top page shame.

:: assigns tag ::

Likes trashy neon mesh bodysuits and ketchup and hot dogs

 

[Funky Papa]

The simple things in life, man.

 

[FUME5]

Did someone say mesh bodysuits?

Mmmmmmmmm

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I'm a fan of striped shirts and jeans.

I guess maybe I'm a little too simple.

 

[You Know Nothing]

http://www.starwipe.com/article/james-franco-comes-out-little-annoying-2582

 

[Funky Papa]

Trashy stockings + high heels = querlfrend is not leaving home in time.

Is that simple.

http://www.starwipe.com/article/james-franco-comes-out-little-annoying-2582

Ok, that site is hysterical. The bit about Madonna and Guy Ritchie... :lol

 

[ryseing]

Such an underwhelming book. Very formulaic with nothing really going for it. I don't regret reading it, but god it could have been executed a hell of a lot better. Largely a bore for something meant to be a thriller.

I hope the film is able to improve it.

And now you're reminding me why I haven't finished the thing. I would like to see the movie so I'll slog through it anyway. The cast is quite impressive.

 

[Granadier]

What, exactly, constitutes 'kinky' lingerie?

Think a bunch of garden hoses, but they're all kinked.

 

[FUME5]

Think a bunch of garden hoses, but they're all kinked.

I have 6 of those in my garage.

Sorry, I mean sex shed.

 

[Granadier]

I have 6 of those in my garage.

Sorry, I mean sex shed.

You're well on your way to having a sextraveganza. All you need now is an umbrella.

 

[Xiao Hu]

I'm fucking starving here. Pls, send food!

 

[Jobbs]

Why do I love 'Troy' so much?

I just love this movie. It's so fun to watch.

It's stupid, though, and the characters do moronic things.

And I love it.

I'm fucking starving here. Pls, send food!

I'm sterving too

 

[Halcyon]

The thread has been up for less than 24 hours and you people have gone through 13 pages

Y'all need hobbies

I only post at work. I get paid to GAF.

 

[FloatOn]

I only post at work. I get paid to GAF.

Same

 

[Xiao Hu]

The idiotic thing about me starving is that I had plenty of time to have breakfast. Instead I stayed in bed to read this very fucking thread and then took a shower. I'm a bloody catastrophe of a man...

 

[You Know Nothing]

The idiotic thing about me starving is that I had plenty of time to have breakfast. Instead I stayed in bed to read this very fucking thread and then took a shower. I'm a bloody catastrophe of a man...

And you just claimed the 666th post.

Hello, Satan.

 

[PirateKing]

I'm a simple man with simple tastes. I mean, I love fine and tasteful lingerie (the kind that will halve your salary) but something like some trashy neon mesh bodysuit and some equally trashy ankle shoes will also do it for me. Phroar.

Edit: here I fucking am, top page shame.

Come back to Fake to see you guys talk about fetishes. This place hasn't changed :')

 

[Jobbs]

Come back to Fake to see you guys talk about fetishes. This place hasn't changed :')

this happened

 

[Xiao Hu]

Bought some steamed buns at the canteen that taste very dry. Shittiest breakfast ever. Lunch can't come soon enough or I just skip the next class.

Spoiler

Hail, Satan!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I fixed the OP a lil

 

[Vazra]

I fixed the OP a lil

 

[Silphonica]

i wish all girls had big noses.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

So, I have a shitload of Jello in the fridge and I'm not numb. whut.

 

[FUME5]

I fixed the OP a lil

On mobile otherwise I'd post one of Vazs versions of your avatar.

EDIT

Vaz you magnificent bastard.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Since y'all keep photoshopping me into shit and making gifs

does this mean I'm famous

 

[Xiao Hu]

Well, you have your own YT chanell...so yes kinda

 

[You Know Nothing]

FEMME - S.O.S

Such a bop.

Since y'all keep photoshopping me into shit and making gifs

does this mean I'm famous

NeoGAF.com famous.

It's like Tumblr famous but worse.

 

[friskykillface]

I fixed the OP a lil

Will you add a new pic every Sunday with your bae , the possibilities are endless

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

FEMME - S.O.S

Such a bop.



NeoGAF.com famous.

It's like Tumblr famous but worse.

but I don't have any anons

Will you add a new pic every Sunday with your bae , the possibilities are endless

hmm

 

[marrec]

Love the new OP.

 

[You Know Nothing]

but I don't have any anons

Anonymous asked:

y do u suck so much?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Anonymous asked:

y do u suck so much?

 

[Granadier]

So deep.

Spoiler

So true

 

[Xiao Hu]

So deep.

Spoiler

So true

Are you talking about You Know Nothing's anus?

 

[Granadier]

On mobile otherwise I'd post one of Vazs versions of your avatar.

EDIT

Vaz you magnificent bastard.

I saved all of them, haha.
Too damn good.

Are you talking about You Know Nothing's anus?

whynotboth.gif

 

[FUME5]

Really plumbing those depths.

 

[Vazra]

On mobile otherwise I'd post one of Vazs versions of your avatar.

EDIT

Vaz you magnificent bastard.

Should I make more later?

When walking on the streets and you see some asses.

 

[You Know Nothing]

My anus is deep and true. It provides the meaning of life.

At this rate, it's more famous than Em and I demand the next thread be dedicated to its magnificence.

 

[Vazra]

My anus is deep and true. It provides the meaning of life.

At this rate, it's more famous than Em and I demand the next thread be dedicated to its magnificence.

Do you use poppers for fisting or you only use crisco?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

My anus is deep and true. It provides the meaning of life.

At this rate, it's more famous than Em and I demand the next thread be dedicated to its magnificence.

 

[Xiao Hu]

My anus is deep and true. It provides the meaning of life.

At this rate, it's more famous than Em and I demand the next thread be dedicated to its magnificence.

Spoiler

Need prove

 

[Vazra]

Spoiler

Need prove

Why tho? Thirsty?

 

[AcridMeat]

It took me 40 minutes just to leave the city, and I left at 6:30. Kill me.

Also meeting friend from high school at 8. Holy shit and I have to wake up at 6:40 tomorrow. WHAT AM I DOING?!

AND going out tomorrow night.

...ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

These tacos are good at least.

Also LUUUUUUUDAAAAAAAAAAAAA I don't care about weed but I like Ludacris.

went to wawa for lunch and candy

ended up snagging these addictive little bastards

Ooh may have to try those sometime. I tend to get these recently.

Note: not the 6lb bag.

 

[FUME5]

Spoiler

Need prove

 

[You Know Nothing]

GOD AIN'T REAL.

Spoiler

Need prove

The thirst for my anus is real rn.

I'm going to bed. Sweet (butthole) dreams, dear.

Note: not the 6lb bag.

surejan.gif

 

[AcridMeat]

Sure Jan yourself, butthole narcissist!

I'm sorry I'm wound up from traffic. Time to go get a beer.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Why tho? Thirsty?

More like bored to death.

I'm a little bit upset. A friend of mine got an internship at Porsche of China and here I thought it was impossible to get one with our visa

 

[FUME5]

I know when I'm bored I request pics of gaffers buttholes.

 

[Professor Beef]

Ahhhhhhhh, I got a haircut today and my head actually feels lighter and cooler without that mop on me. The person cutting my hair even commented on it since the sun was out in full force today.

"Your hair is so hot. It's like a solar panel..."