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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst

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This is dank but with heart
 
I can tell you from experience that the American MRE'S have some good ones with others that are truly fucking vomit inducing (Ratatouille being one of them), but they consistently come with candy or some kind of dessert so they're not THAT unbearable. The one this guy ate (chili Mac) is okay. My fave was the chicken fajita.

Honestly the first one I had I got a pack of Reese's pieces and it was the first candy / sugary thing I had had in two months so I just about cried. It's totally random, so you could get a pop tart and your neighbor could be blessed with twizzlers, it depends
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
Some crazy person over YouTube is reviewing MRE's from around the world.



The Spanish one is a combat package and it looks like shit, but it's actually quite nice despite the vomit-inducing looks (as a matter of fact, those tins are made by big-name manufacturers of commercial canned food). I know that plenty of American soldiers traded theirs in Iraq and Afghanistan. All dem proteins.

He should review our firat strike rats, fucking 3000 calorie mre.

Also make sure to rat fuck the shit out of them for enhanced realism.

Good morning fakers, I'm starting the morning with someclassic White Zombie
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I have a good number of folks in the military and most of them agreed that American rations were random AF. Like one day you are getting something that is good enough to eat at home in a pinch and the next one is making you contemplate life choices/running into a foreign camp trying to fool some poor idiot into exchanging their rations for yours. Which is how they got to know about American MREs in the first place.

Apparently Italian, French and Spanish MRE's are the best, with Baltics being nopecentral.

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He should review our firat strike rats, fucking 3000 calorie mre.
Jesus, those things look HUGE.
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
I have a good number of folks in the military and most of them agreed that American rations were random AF. Like one day you are getting something that is good enough to eat at home in a pinch and the next one is making you contemplate life choices/running into a foreign camp trying to fool some poor idiot into exchanging their rations for yours. Which is how they got to know about American MREs in the first place.

Apparently Italian, French and Spanish MRE's are the best, with Baltics being nopecentral.
The problem with ours is that they never get rid of the old ones so you might get an mre from the 80s that is awful or you might get something from the new menu that is great. I really like hooah and assault bars
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
The problem with ours is that they never get rid of the old ones so you might get an mre from the 80s that is awful or you might get something from the new menu that is great. I really like hooah and assault bars

I don't know when the upgrade took place, but everyone was bitching about the ones being shipped to Iraq back in the day. Those were absolutely terrible, I heard.

Spanish breakfast rations are nomnom stuff. I used to get those from my uncle.
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
Ceallach needs to teach me how to pee in cups.
Open the bottle. Do not blow in it, stick your finger in it or spit in it. Verify the bottle is free and clear of debris. If you accept this bottle proceed to the head.

Please enter the stall, once you have dropped your outer and under garments show me that you have no devices in, on or around your vagina, labia and skin folds in your pudendal.

Please fill the cup up with a minimum of 30ml of urine. Once complete, transfer your urine to the specimen cup. Ensure the cap is sealed and there is no urine on the exterior of the bottle. At this point you may wash your hands if you desire.

Now bring the bottle to your urinalysis coordinator for it to be tamper sealed. Verify your name and Id number. If everything is correct please sign, Noten if you are on any medication.


I do this a lot :D
 
I just have zero patience for stupid people

Trab hold me
me neither.

::holds you with R/G deck in hands::
Open the bottle. Do not blow in it, stick your finger in it or spit in it. Verify the bottle is free and clear of debris. If you accept this bottle proceed to the head.

Please enter the stall, once you have dropped your outer and under garments show me that you have no devices in, on or around your vagina, labia and skin folds in your pudendal.

Please fill the cup up with a minimum of 30ml of urine. Once complete, transfer your urine to the specimen cup. Ensure the cap is sealed and there is no urine on the exterior of the bottle. At this point you may wash your hands if you desire.

Now bring the bottle to your urinalysis coordinator for it to be tamper sealed. Verify your name and Id number. If everything is correct please sign, Noten if you are on any medication.


I do this a lot :D
wow... military is no joke.
but how do I not pee on my hands?
 

Xiao Hu

Member
One of my flatmates keeps on burping and farting in the living room like the fucking uncultured French savage that he is. Quick question, how do I get rid of his now decomposing body without having access to aggressive acid?
 

Misha

Banned
One of my flatmates keeps on burping and farting in the living room like the fucking uncultured French savage that he is. Quick question, how do I get rid of his now decomposing body without having access to aggressive acid?

how good is your trash disposal?
 

DrM

Redmond's Baby
Time to attack the first bush with my electric trimmer

I rather use electric. Well, it is time consuming to prepare 30 m of electrical cable and moving it around but they are lighter, quieter and more powerful compared to gasoline powered. And they do not overheat as much.
 

Xiao Hu

Member
No please, go on. Now he has moved into the kitchen and is occupying the facilities there even though I wanted to cook. Guess I'll go out and have some dumplings instead...
 
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