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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst

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Put this on my tombstone
 

zeemumu

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I'm in mountain time

But it was 7:30 here at the time that you posted that it was 7:30 where you were

And no you're not a piece of shit. People are just stupid enough to take you for granted and your mind probably started assuming that you must be a piece of shit all the time instead of them. It's the differing perception of being a piece of shit vs not being a piece of shit from inside and outside observation. Schrodinger's Shit.
 

FUME5

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I mean, do you manipulate people for your own gain and their loss?

Talk shit behind peoples backs?

Rob, steal, cheat?

Committed adultery?

Murdered someone who didn't deserve it?

Or are you just a little bit indolent?

EDIT

For you Uncharted fans:

 

AcridMeat

Banned
haven't you guys heard about this stuff? I didnt witness it as it was happening but it was all over gaming news. all these "accidents" happened in a very short period of time. NSFW of course.
snatch girl

jerking off

warning, this is no joke material:
streamer abusing his GF, mic still on
Oh wow. Twitch got interesting.

I once accidentally changed forgetting I was webcamming with a friend once. We both forgot it was still open and they were like oh nice underwear.
Gnight, fakers.

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Wow the bottom half of this is like Me, Myself and I.
 

zeemumu

Member
I mean, do you manipulate people for your own gain and their loss?

Talk shit behind peoples backs?

Rob, steal, cheat?

Committed adultery?

Murdered someone who didn't deserve it?

Or are you just a little bit indolent?

Typically most people only do most of those if they feel like it's been owed to them because others have done it to them regardless of whether or not that's actually true. That's how you end up with those stories where they thought their SO was cheating on them so they decided to cheat first.
 
*sigh*

Well then, you should still get your piece of shit self out of bed and get something decent to eat.

the only thing I have is oatmeal

But it was 7:30 here at the time that you posted that it was 7:30 where you were

And no you're not a piece of shit. People are just stupid enough to take you for granted and your mind probably started assuming that you must be a piece of shit all the time instead of them. It's the differing perception of being a piece of shit vs not being a piece of shit from inside and outside observation. Schrodinger's Shit.

https://www.google.com/search?q=time+in+tucson&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

dude it's not even that I'm shitty, like I've just come to accept it and embrace my shitty-ness, I'm just wicked stressed and will probably die alone so
 

FUME5

Member
I'm a judgemental son of a bitch, and I haven't seen anything in any of your posts that would make me think you're a piece of shit.

But, some random dude on the internet isn't going to change your opinion of yourself so I'll drop it.
 

Xiao Hu

Member
dude it's not even that I'm shitty, like I've just come to accept it and embrace my shitty-ness, I'm just wicked stressed and will probably die alone so

Ehm, you should go back to the store where you bought your crystalball and return it for good.

I mean I'm depressed and anxious myself but I won't let this shitty world drag me down any further, I will fight for my happiness and my future. And you should do the same!
 

AcridMeat

Banned
Dragonz let's be real you're just a misunderstood Janna getting jacked.

I'm the shitter.

PS when are you coming to play aram with me again?
 
Dragonz let's be real you're just a misunderstood Janna getting jacked.

I'm the shitter.

PS when are you coming to play aram with me again?

I haven't played league in literally months so whenever I guess, I'm not doing anything this weekend other than watching a shitty movie for you losers and going to a picnic so hit me up and we'll play
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Someone motivate me to watch GoT season 5, I can't dance around these spoilers any longer
 

FUME5

Member
Nope, I think it would be best if you didn't.

Haha, I've been mobbed, king hit and been in some deep situations, but I've yet to hit another person in anger. Partly because violence isn't really in my nature, partly because I've got a hard head so just outfacing dudes (when someone has given you their best shot and you laugh at them it tends to take the wind out of their sails) was the better way to resolve the conflict than kicking their teeth in.

The operative word in that above paragraph being 'yet', I will admit I've been a bit mangry lately and have come close to kicking off a few times...
 

FUME5

Member
FUME5, what does "king hit" mean?

These days the media refers to it as a 'coward punch' - basically to hit someone when they are unaware, usually in the back of the head.

Has been the cause of quite a few deaths over the years, resulting in tougher "one punch laws" being brought in about 2 years ago.
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
These days the media refers to it as a 'coward punch' - basically to hit someone when they are unaware, usually in the back of the head.

Has been the cause of quite a few deaths over the years, resulting in tougher "one punch laws" being brought in about 2 years ago.

Interesting. Here in the states I think that would be called a "sucker punch". Where you go up behind someone unawares and hit them as hard as possible.

Here's a good example.
 

Jobbs

Banned
i love pimple popping videos

what

the idea of watching someone else pop a pimple is so vile I feel like I"m actually going to wretch just by imagining it

that said.. you're not the first person I've heard say this. so the problem is probably just me

If you post GIFs I'll consider it an act of war with the roach GIF

if someone posted pimple popping gifs it would be an act of war ten times owrse than the cockroack which was really nothing
 
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