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[Funky Papa]

What's a guys experience on dating sites like? Do you immediately get a bunch of messages when its created or do you have to initiate everything?

Initiate errrrything.

And then get ignored or tangled by some idiot hungry for attention.

Which is why I switched from classic sites to something called "adopt a guy" (loosely translated), a local, spectacularly sexist dating app/website where men are displayed like products on a supermarket, sorted by a number of features (hipsters, rockers, bearded, whatever) and uncapable of messaging the girls (although you can see their profiles) until you catch somebody's attention and she literally puts you in her basket. Like a fucking tray of chopped liver. Women take the initiative, which minimises the amount of creeps in exchange of some of the most gruesome objetification I've ever seen.

On the plus side, I got so much play back when I was still using it it became problematic and even stressful. Shortly after I met my girlfriend and that was the end of it.

Edit: top page shame. Again.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

mmmmmmmm om nom

 

[FloatOn]

Just finished civil war.

It shat on BvS from great height

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Man

IIOI are playing but I'm super tired, almost drunk and my feet rly hurt

I'm just sitting on the kurb outside listening

 

[Vazra]

Just finished civil war.

It shat on BvS from great height

Not a hard thing to do.

 

[DrM]

Looks like I am the only person here that really do not get whole superhero movie appeal.

 

[liliththepale]

I'm almost convinced Batman v Superman hate is a joke that I'm not in on. Like I literally don't understand what's not to like about the movie, except if you don't enjoy superhero movies to begin with.

I've seen it four times now and I like it more every time.

Looks like I am the only person here that really do not get whole superhero movie appeal.

It's a means of scaling up action scenes to beyond what humans would normally be able to do. Not all superheros wear capes (see Fast & Furious).

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Looks like I am the only person here that really do not get whole superhero movie appeal.

Eh, I grew up loving the cartoons so these super expensive films being made is rly call to me

Plus I'm a massive nerd

Plus they're just generally fun

 

[Clydefrog]

I thought you played TF2? What's wrong with you? Clyde please.

Also add me on Bnet AcridMeat#1387

TF2 has 9 simple classes. Overwatch has a kajillion

 

[AcridMeat]

TF2 has 9 simple classes. Overwatch has a kajillion

24 simple classes.

It's not that bad Clyde pls just read each character.

 

[DrM]

Eh, I grew up loving the cartoons so these super expensive films being made is rly call to me

Plus I'm a massive nerd

Plus they're just generally fun

Well, I grew up without any superhero cartoons or such stuff, only what we got on German TV stations over satellite (socialism at finest), so the most known are Batman and Superman. Other superheroes are only known to nerds - there was a BvS trailer before Star Wars and probably 90% of audience went 'WTF was that'. And 95% went' omg what is this shit' after Warcraft trailer.

 

[trab pu kcip]

24 simple classes.

It's not that bad Clyde pls just read each character.

don't make Clyde read!

 

[Vazra]

Why cant Metroid crawl guys?

 

[liliththepale]

Why cant Metroid crawl guys?

Rolling is easier to animate

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Well, I grew up without any superhero cartoons or such stuff, only what we got on German TV stations over satellite (socialism at finest), so the most known are Batman and Superman. Other superheroes are only known to nerds - there was a BvS trailer before Star Wars and probably 90% of audience went 'WTF was that'. And 95% went' omg what is this shit' after Warcraft trailer.

*coughthatwasn'tsocialismbutIwon'tpushthisasIknowpeopledon'tlikepoliticstalkfeelfreetoignorethisridiculouscoughsorrrycough*

To be fair, before Iron Man people here only really knew Batman, Superman and Spider-Man and maybe some X-Men. And like I said, I am a massive nerd

Why cant Metroid crawl guys?

Clearly you haven't played Zero Mission

 

[AcridMeat]

don't make Clyde read!

He has to learn sometime!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'm at a picnic and Radioactive just played kill me

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm at a picnic and Radioactive just played kill me

If I never hear that song again, it will be too soon.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Yo Jake the fuck is this?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Yo Jake the fuck is this?

It's me trying to peddle my twin's product to the masses

 

[You Know Nothing]

https://jakefood.com/

Brb, suing them for using my name and not giving me a cut of the profits.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

https://jakefood.com/

Brb, suing them for using my name and not giving me a cut of the profits.

It's also my cousins name can you send some of the money you win to him as well? Thx

EDIT: Also I know I need to charge my phone shhhhh

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

My sergeant has some killer fucking tattoos

 

[MutFox]

Gonna see Cap3 later tonight.
Goin in with super low expectations.

24 simple classes.

It's not that bad Clyde pls just read each character.

I've heard it's not fully balanced yet.
(some characters are over powered.)
I should install the beta and play mothers day.
After doing stuff with my mom of course

 

[You Know Nothing]

Jake is a new type of food. Jake is a meal that contains every nutrient that your body needs.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Uggghhh that last cider pushed me into drunk and then I looked like an idiot in front of the drummer of The Hotelier.

Also I now feel really full. Which is probably the bigger problem here.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But do you taste like pineapple?

 

[Jobbs]

Gonna see Cap3 later tonight.
Goin in with super low expectations.

try and find some way of diminishing your cognitive functions first in order to find it maximally tolerable

if you think too much you'll be too distracted by questioning motivations and logic to enjoy it

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

try and find some way of diminishing your cognitive functions first in order to find it maximally tolerable

if you think too much you'll be too distracted by questioning motivations and logic to enjoy it

Nah you're just wrong don't worry about it

 

[trab pu kcip]

Uggghhh that last cider pushed me into drunk and then I looked like an idiot in front of the drummer of The Hotelier.

Also I now feel really full. Which is probably the bigger problem here.

going to see Iron Chic later. I hope to be as drunk as you are right now

 

[Vazra]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Can I eat you?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

How do I meet people to date

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

going to see Iron Chic later. I hope to be as drunk as you are right now

OH MAN HAVE FUN. They totally killed it the other day. Weird tour though, going mainland -> UK -> mainland

And I'm not that drunk, I've only had 4 ciders. Like I'm just drunk enough to say that I am actually drunk >_>

 

[Nerdkiller]

Ahhh, finally, a post that contradicts that stupid "GAF discusses porn" fallacy (heh heh...fallac).

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202893327&postcount=287

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Is Blurred Lines the worst song ever made?

Yes.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Is Blurred Lines the worst song ever made?

Yes.

Are they in a time warp or something? At least play something current.

 

[zeemumu]

How do I meet people to date

What happened to your tinder date?

 

[FloatOn]

BvS wasn't bad as everyone makes it out to be but it did have problems. Jesse Eisenberg being the main one.

It's just that Civil War did everything so much better. It was much better paced, the motivations were clear and the action scenes had impact.

In the end though they are both just stupid comic book movies and I just go to them for the spectacle. Certainly nothing substantive enough to warrant "hate" or in-depth analysis

 

[Funky Papa]

Is Blurred Lines the worst song ever made?

Yes.

CON LOS TERRORISTAS

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

How do I meet people to date

Uh

I think talking to people I guess?

I dunno I don't do these things

Be the 100% opposite of me that might work

 

[Vazra]

Is Blurred Lines the worst song ever made?

Yes.

Marvin Gaye by Challie Puth feat Meghan Trainor says hi. And whoever sings 7 Years

 

[You Know Nothing]

You wanna hug me

What rhymes with hug me

 

[Professor Beef]

omg taco bell why are you so good to me

 

[Nerdkiller]

Is Blurred Lines the worst song ever made?

Yes.

YES! Awful song. Hate the video even more.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

You wanna hug me

What rhymes with hug me

Bug me?

Lug me?

Chug me?

Wait no I've got it mug me

 

[Timu]

Just finished civil war.

It shat on BvS from great height

Yes, yes it did, in fact, BvS shouldn't even be compared to it. I'm surprised there's a BvS>Civil War thread as well.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

What happened to your tinder date?

It never happened

 

[You Know Nothing]

Em, they better play Macarena at your picnic or they can get fucked.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Em, they better play Macarena at your picnic or they can get fucked.

They're playing S&M by Rih lol

 

[FloatOn]

Yes, yes it did, in fact, BvS shouldn't even be compared to it. I'm surprised there's a BvS>Civil War thread as well.

That thread is ridiculous. I get that this is a discussion forum but god damn people take this shit far too seriously.

They are both just dumb fun.