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[You Know Nothing]

They're playing S&M by Rih lol

Her impact with the straights.

Whew.

 

[zeemumu]

It never happened

You just have to go out more. I know you don't have a lot of free time but if you're not meeting people at work and not through the dating sites then that's really the only other way.

 

[AcridMeat]

Ahhh, finally, a post that contradicts that stupid "GAF discusses porn" fallacy (heh heh...fallac).

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202893327&postcount=287

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This post has me dying hahahahhaha

 

[You Know Nothing]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202896049&postcount=502

 

[zeemumu]

I need to get off my ass. I'm supposed to go to a GAF meetup in a few hours.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I need to get off my ass. I'm supposed to go to a GAF meetup in a few hours.

oh nice. what kind of meetup? like which group/thread?

 

[zeemumu]

oh nice. what kind of meetup? like which group/thread?

AsianGAF's having one. *shrug*

 

[Funky Papa]

Going absolutely BANANAS trying to find a cheap but not terrible 32" gaming monitor.

My God hath forsaken me.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

AsianGAF's having one. *shrug*

Wait a minute

 

[Misha]

Is there or has there ever been a GAF dating thread? Not dating advice, as in like a dating site but in a thread

I'd imagine that would go so horribly

 

[zeemumu]

Wait a minute

I'm not questioning it. I'm hungry.

Spoiler

I ended up in AsianGAF at some point like a year ago and I'm technically a part of it now.

Is there or has there ever been a GAF dating thread? Not dating advice, as in like a dating site but in a thread

I'd imagine that would go so horribly

Considering the level of harassment that our female members get on a regular basis for little to no reason, I don't see that going over well.

 

[Professor Beef]

Is there or has there ever been a GAF dating thread? Not dating advice, as in like a dating site but in a thread

I'd imagine that would go so horribly

A couple years ago, yes

I think it went about 2 pages before the lock because everyone very quickly found out the sausage ratio was about 100:1

 

[Misha]

A couple years ago, yes

I think it went about 2 pages before the lock because everyone very quickly found out the sausage ratio was about 100:1

Tbh I didn't even consider that side of it. Unsurprising though.

Considering the level of harassment that our female members get on a regular basis for little to no reason, I don't see that going over well.

It was cause of this thread that I thought of that btw: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1215849

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Is there or has there ever been a GAF dating thread? Not dating advice, as in like a dating site but in a thread

I'd imagine that would go so horribly

Yes you're currently in it

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Yes you're currently in it

NB: it only works if you are Tiddums or end up going out with him

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

NB: it only works if you are Tiddums or end up going out with him

Um I can't remember who but there was another FakeGAF couple

 

[Misha]

Yes you're currently in it

I have standards

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Um I can't remember who but there was another FakeGAF couple

Oh wait shit yeah Lucian & Bufbaf

So Tiddums and Lucian

So basically noone else has a chance right now then

 

[marrec]

Um I can't remember who but there was another FakeGAF couple

You and trab of course

 

[Misha]

Geographically the only person here I could go on a date with is marrec

Edit: oh hey @marrec

 

[marrec]

Geographically the only person here I could go on a date with is marrec

Edit: oh hey @marrec

Well, Halcyon's close to us too, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Geographically the only person here I could go on a date with is marrec

Edit: oh hey @marrec

I think I only have Symph and Silph, though they're both still a good few hundred miles away. Also are men.

 

[Funky Papa]

jarosh + cloudwalking.

They are fuggin cute, too.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Oh wait shit yeah Lucian & Bufbaf

So Tiddums and Lucian

So basically noone else has a chance right now then

Eventually it's gonna be one of those diagrams connected with string of all fakegaffers dating each other

You and trab of course

Mm true

 

[Misha]

Well, Halcyon's close to us too, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I doubt his wife would appreciate a three way

I think there was at least one more in Pittsburgh for fakepic February but I don't remember. Guess the people from our tristate (really bistate) area just post a lot. Always seems like theres a large concentration here but its more like 5 people

 

[Funky Papa]

I doubt his wife would appreciate a three way

You know what they say: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Eventually it's gonna be one of those diagrams connected with string of all fakegaffers dating each other

And then me at the side

All alone

With a photo of me with a solitary tear

 

[Jobbs]

And then me at the side

All alone

With a photo of me with a solitary tear

and a drawing

why wou ld you guys need fakegaf to date. there are hospitals everywhere

 

[Misha]

You know what they say: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

He's also a patriots fan so even if I made that shot I wouldn't be able to live with myself

why wou ld you guys need fakegaf to date. there are hospitals everywhere

Doctors and nurses scare me

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Jobbs

Pls

 

[marrec]

I doubt his wife would appreciate a three way

I think there was at least one more in Pittsburgh for fakepic February but I don't remember. Guess the people from our tristate (really bistate) area just post a lot. Always seems like theres a large concentration here but its more like 5 people

He's a prude true.

There for awhile when Halcyon was as yet unpromoted between the three of us we must have had like, 20% of the posts in the thread. Is there another FakeGAFer in Pittsburgh though?

He's also a patriots fan so even if I made that shot I wouldn't be able to live with myself

Oh fuck good point, sometimes you wanna miss a shot.

 

[Funky Papa]

no jobbs

no

 

[Misha]

He's a prude true.

There for awhile when Halcyon was as yet unpromoted between the three of us we must have had like, 20% of the posts in the thread. Is there another FakeGAFer in Pittsburgh though?



Oh fuck good point, sometimes you wanna miss a shot.

If you include jobbs and you know nothing our two states probably went near 50% at times

the only one I can remember is Pau possibly moving to Pittsburgh in the future but I can't remember if there was anyone else otherwise. If there was I'm pretty certain they either didn't make the transition or slowed down in posting

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

So Tiddums and Lucian

So basically noone else has a chance right now then

No longer together actually but yes

 

[Jobbs]

He's also a patriots fan so even if I made that shot I wouldn't be able to live with myself



Doctors and nurses scare me

nurses are the beessstttt unghhh

after this one I'll probably go looking for another nurse

#relationshipgoals

 

[Misha]

nurses are the beessstttt unghhh

after this one I'll probably go looking for another nurse

#relationshipgoals

You tell her not to go after anyone else but you're already planning to dump her aside? WTF man?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

He's also a patriots fan so even if I made that shot I wouldn't be able to live with myself

Why is this a problem?

 

[trab pu kcip]

No longer together actually but yes

oh, damn. sorry to hear :/

 

[Jobbs]

You tell her not to go after anyone else but you're already planning to dump her aside? WTF man?

joking but if you think about it how many relationships have you ever been in that didn't end?

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

*watching Alien*

If you include jobbs and you know nothing our two states probably went near 50% at times

the only one I can remember is Pau possibly moving to Pittsburgh in the future but I can't remember if there was anyone else otherwise. If there was I'm pretty certain they either didn't make the transition or slowed down in posting

Wait do Pau and Kark count as a Real/FakeGAF couple?

No longer together actually but yes

Damn, sorry man :/

 

[trab pu kcip]

^yiss @ Alien

You tell her not to go after anyone else but you're already planning to dump her aside? WTF man?

he's acting a bit douchy among us but I think that's just pretending to be tough in order to hide the real loooooohoooveeeee

 

[Misha]

Why is this a problem?

You'd understand if you were from anywhere other than new england

joking but if you think about it how many relationships have you ever been in that didn't end?

Only like 2 less than ones that did end

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

No longer together actually but yes

Sorry to hear

 

[You Know Nothing]

Why is this a problem?

Because Patriots fans all have cooties.

Y'all are still better than Steelers fans tho.

 

[jb1234]

and a drawing

why wou ld you guys need fakegaf to date. there are hospitals everywhere

I laugh every time.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

^yiss @ Alien

Put it on just as John Hurt got Facehugger'd

Dunno if I'm gonna watch the whole thing I'm quite tired

I laugh every time.

I DON'T PLS DON'T QUOTE IT

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Because Patriots fans all have cooties.

Y'all are still better than Steelers fans tho.

True

I'm not sure what I'm gonna do when Belichek retires.

 

[trab pu kcip]

why do I don't have a sexy doodle like this?

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

why do I don't have a sexy doodle like this?

Does ye not have MS paint? You could do one yourself.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

why do I don't have a sexy doodle like this?

Because you don't get uncomfortable talking about sex so people aren't dicks about it :c