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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst
- Thread starter WhereAreMahDragonz
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That's my struggle any time I see myself in the mirror after a day or two of not shaving. I think "heyyy I can rock this for a bit."
Then I see myself anywhere and it's all bad. Those flattering lights.
Come to MN and have margaritas!
Mirrors are deceptive because they flip your perspective. Front facing cameras can do this too because the viewfinder show's a "mirror" perspective, but then some of them will automatically flip the picture after taking. Then you get "everyone else" perspective.
It's not necessarily bad, just different than what you expect if you're basing your appearance off the mirror.
Kinda like how you always sound different when listening to a recording of yourself rather than hearing yourself talk in person.
Whenever I meet up with my oldest friend, we basically start beating the shit out of each other, just like when we were kids. It appalls his wife.
Yes, yes you should, awesome game.
Only 1 and 2 are on there for the 3ds. I think it's on Wii U but I think I own it on there already. It's been a while since I've played my Wii U
My nose and forehead look bigger tho. Explain that. Do people normally see me with a large nose?
I mainly use mine to play Gamecube games on it, lol.
The Wii U can play GameCube games? I thought it was only Wii compatible
You have to mod it to play Gamecube games through hacks like homebrew, but once you do you don't want to go back to playing them on Wii/Gamecube since all the games can be on one usb drive and you get the best picture and sound quality.
HP_Wuvcraft
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Acheevs input into the system.
you should get other M to celebrate mother's day
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That's dem fighting words son!
And how Ridley made Samus emotionally unstable enough to lose her fucking suit. You know, that monster you've killed at least once in every game
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Very handsome.
I voted Chinese, but depends on the quality of the chinese food or burger.
Awww... *Blushes*
RobotNinjaHornets
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Nomadic Sparks
Banned
I'd rather play Zero Mission.
Love that Metroid.
Much better than Fusion and on the same system.
What are you going to do?
You Know Nothing
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Can we also talk about the fact that the store is literally called Store? I mean I knew everyone in this movie was a fucking idiot but jesus, I didnt know it was this bad.
This did it.
This finished off another brain cell.
I deleted the one girls number. That was easy enough to do.
I haven't done anything about the other two. I don't know what to do. I just kind of use this thread as a place to vent and write things down to clear my mind. A lot of the time there's no context to it, this being a prime example. I just kind of wrote down what happened, and...that's it.
it's boring. it's also structured in a way that retains little of the actual soul of metroid outside of very superficial things.
The first three Metroid games had a boldness to them -- 1 and 2 don't hold up well in present day, but Super Metroid absolutely does. This is from an era when Nintendo was leading.
Fusion and Zero Mission are exercises, they don't even feel like real games to me
So you did go to an orgy?
Edit: nevermind. 3 people in one night? Damn. That's a little risky though. Go get yourself checked.
Nomadic Sparks
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Apple's and Oranges imo.
I've been to Ridley on Super Metroid, but that flaming spewing fuck spider and Nightmare were genuinely harder then any of the bosses before Ridley in Super.
What the fuck is the point of that ladder in Nightmare's room when that large fuck ass of a boss just goes through you?
Fuck those awful bosses.
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Just send me a PM and be done with it. Kinda getting bored with my ongoing "fuck dating" thing anyway.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Excuse me???????????????
A FakeGAF romance! I can get on board with this.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
You mean the game that turns Samus from a strong independent female character into a baby-crazy weakling?
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I'll just take my unwavering love elsewhere I guess
You Know Nothing
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[Dido's White Flag plays in background]
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Professor Beef
Banned
It'll be ok
We have picture evidence that she's a bottom.
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Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Oh ho ho, now I remember why Nightmare makes Fusion dogshit.
Not only is that ladder useless as fuck
But Nightmare has gravity generators that completely negate your missiles
Have fun with this awful clusterfuck of a boss that makes you throw your GBA against the wall because Nintendo hates it's players.
That flame fucker spider is infamous for me because I had someone on YouTube upload a video on how to defeat it.
Fuck whoever thought of not letting your wiggle Samus out of that Spider fucker's grip for the American version.
Not only is that ladder useless as fuck
But Nightmare has gravity generators that completely negate your missiles
Have fun with this awful clusterfuck of a boss that makes you throw your GBA against the wall because Nintendo hates it's players.
That flame fucker spider is infamous for me because I had someone on YouTube upload a video on how to defeat it.
Fuck whoever thought of not letting your wiggle Samus out of that Spider fucker's grip for the American version.
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