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[Xiao Hu]

Sorry. Already had my breakfast cigarette

Spoiler

was very tempted to use the term 'fag' because of its two meanings

 

[FloatOn]

Jobbs said the G word.

Who is going to stubbornly avoid romance with me? I need solidarity here

 

[FUME5]

I call my g.. girlfriend "bro" all the time, which is weird for a couple reasons, but it is what it is

Do you think of her as your girlbro or brofriend?

Jobbs said the G word.

Who is going to stubbornly avoid romance with me? I need solidarity here

Nah, I'm still on the grind, will probably set something up with this girl on Bumble this week.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Jobbs said the G word.

Who is going to stubbornly avoid romance with me? I need solidarity here

may be back at that point soon enough

 

[marrec]

Jobbs said the G word.

Who is going to stubbornly avoid romance with me? I need solidarity here

I will stubbornly avoid a relationship, but romance is in my nature. *flashes off like Tuxedo mask, leaving a single rose*

 

[Vazra]

I will stubbornly avoid a relationship, but romance is in my nature. *flashes off like Tuxedo mask, leaving a single rose*

So fuckbuddies?

 

[Jobbs]

my life is filled with cuteness, honestly.

today my nieces and mom and brother were over, and my brother and I have such a rapport with my two nieces -- he was like "okay, everyone, be quiet -- uncle matt has an announcement to make." and so everyone went along with it. and I was like "so.. I've been thinking about it a while, and just.. I've been feeling this for a while, but I think it's time to actually make the change.

I'm going to grow a tail."

and then we went around and it turned out everyone had an annoucement. McKenna announced she is going to marry a salt shaker.

Do you think of her as your girlbro or brofriend?
.

when I call her bro but it's said with kind of a cute hipster irony

 

[friskykillface]

I will stubbornly avoid a relationship, but romance is in my nature. *flashes off like Tuxedo mask, leaving a single rose*

lol tuxedo mask the god

 

[trab pu kcip]

my life is filled with cuteness, honestly.

today my nieces and mom and brother were over, and my brother and I have such a rapport with my two nieces -- he was like "okay, everyone, be quiet -- uncle matt has an announcement to make." and so everyone went along with it. and I was like "so.. I've been thinking about it a while, and just.. I've been feeling this for a while, but I think it's time to actually make the change.

I'm going to grow a tail."

and then we went around and it turned out everyone had an annoucement. McKenna announced she is going to marry a salt shaker.

d'aww

I have an announcement to make too. I'm going to live inside the fridge from now on.
goodbye warm world.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Mmmhhhh, a trab popsicle. There are many out there who would love to lick that one

 

[FUME5]

d'aww

I have an announcement to make too. I'm going to live inside the fridge from now on.
goodbye warm world.

It might get a bit....nippy in there.

when I call her bro but it's said with kind of a cute hipster irony

I've gone all the way around the irony carousel with my use of the word bro.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Mmmhhhh, a trab popsicle. There are many out there who would love to lick that one

Dude, this came off as mega creepy

 

[trab pu kcip]

Mmmhhhh, a trab popsicle. There are many out there who would love to lick that one

lol. and you're kinkshaming vazra

 

[Jobbs]

this one tastes like beer and smoke, mommy!

better throw the whole box away

 

[Vazra]

Dude, this came off as mega creepy

lol. and you're kinkshaming vazra

I got this covered fam.

Mmmhhhh, a trab popsicle. There are many out there who would love to lick that one

You can be my Popsicle. I heard yours releases a sticky white thing after sucking for a while. Sounds like an experience. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Clydefrog]

if you're going to live inside the fridge, can you please find out what that weird humming sound is that it makes?

 

[Jobbs]

^ lol

you guys are all so horny

I'm gonna go play a bit more overwatch. I played some earlier. I really like d.va, I love the concept of the mech and being able to get out of it and leave it as bomb. I noticed in most matches Hanzo seems to destroy everyone.

 

[Vazra]

^ lol

you guys are all so horny

I'm gonna go play a bit more overwatch. I played some earlier. I really like d.va, I love the concept of the mech and being able to get out of it and leave it as bomb. I noticed in most matches Hanzo seems to destroy everyone.

Hanzo can do easy kills if he charges the bow and headshots of course. His health is shit tho so its kinda makes up for his skills. Also his special is awesome as fuck.

 

[Clydefrog]

I don't know.. Genji seems to kill me no matter what class I am or what I'm doing.

 

[FUME5]

Roadhog is the one that seems to kill me the most.

 

[Misha]

I will stubbornly avoid a relationship, but romance is in my nature. *flashes off like Tuxedo mask, leaving a single rose*

I want a relationship that isn't necessarily described as one and doesn't have any real plans for the future but is stable for any foreseeable time period

 

[trab pu kcip]

this one tastes like beer and smoke, mommy!

better throw the whole box away

haha but not always! according to a buzzfeed quiz I'm strawberry flavored ice cream.

Cool, refreshing, and always a popular choice — that’s you. People love being around you for your sense of fun and lightheartedness, and you always know how to keep them entertained. Basically, you are the berry of the gods. Congrats!

COME AT ME

Spoiler

according to another quiz I'm a banana flavoured popsicle that's usually the last one in the box ;_;

if you're going to live inside the fridge, can you please find out what that weird humming sound is that it makes?

it's me. Im makin the noise

 

[MutFox]

Cigarettes?
I hate being near them.

Get a sharp pain my nose,
if the slightest amount of cigarette smoke is inhaled through my nostrils.
Glad they're less and less common in public now.

If I'm walking behind someone and they're smoking,
I have to power walk in front of them.
In order to not inhale their smoke trail.

 

[marrec]

I want a relationship that isn't necessarily described as one and doesn't have any real plans for the future but is stable for any foreseeable time period

As of rn that sounds like a pretty nice relationship tbh, still recovering from my last one

 

[Jobbs]

As of rn that sounds like a pretty nice relationship tbh, still recovering from my last one

it's me. Im makin the noise

why would you go into the fridge to vibe? that's so weird bro

 

[Clydefrog]

haha but not always! according to a buzzfeed quiz I'm strawberry flavored ice cream.

COME AT ME

Spoiler

according to another quiz I'm a banana flavoured popsicle that's usually the last one in the box ;_;

it's me. Im makin the noise

can you stop! don't make me get the broom

i did the ice cream quiz and got mint chocolate chip. i actually have mint chocolate chip mochi ice cream in my freezer

There’s nothing quite as refreshing as a nice scoop of mint chocolate chip, and nothing quite as refreshing as spending an afternoon with you. You clear all of the muck and mire out of people’s lives, bringing a calm coolness back into their lives that can’t be understated. At the same time, you aren’t afraid to get real — like the chocolate chips, you can have a hard edge. But that’s why people love you.

 

[FUME5]

it's me. Im makin the noise

Huh, I thought it was the compressor or the condenser fan.

EDIT

I'm Dulce de leche?

You’ve got a sweet undercurrent, with flashes of decadence and richness. Like dulce de leche, you’ve got a bit of an exotic, international flair to you. Perhaps you’re a world traveler, or perhaps you simply pine for a life somewhere far, far away. What is sure is that you’ve got a strong personality that you aren’t afraid to put on display, and a sweetness that makes people love to be around you.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Dude, this came off as mega creepy

lol. and you're kinkshaming vazra

I'm not kinkshaming anyone here. Rather I'm kinkparticipating or kinkigniting with everyone.

You can be my Popsicle. I heard yours releases a sticky white thing after sucking for a while. Sounds like an experience. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Be right back. Dipping my junk in nutella

 

[marrec]

Huh, I thought it was the compressor or the condenser fan.

"compressor or the condenser fan" is her middle name

 

[trab pu kcip]

why would you go into the fridge to vibe? that's so weird bro

don't call me bro, things are going too fast.

can you stop! don't make me get the broom

i did the ice cream quiz and got mint chocolate chip. i actually have mint chocolate chip mochi ice cream in my freezer

mint chocholate chip used to be one of my favs growing up. it suits you!

 

[You Know Nothing]

it's me. Im makin the noise

Huh, I thought it was the compressor or the condenser fan.

You're both wrong.

It's the little man that lives in every fridge who turns the light on and off that's making the noise.

 

[Misha]

As of rn that sounds like a pretty nice relationship tbh, still recovering from my last one

Probably unrealistic tho even from my side since I can't help but feel possessive at times

 

[trab pu kcip]

You're both wrong.

It's the little man that lives in every fridge who turns the light on and off that's making the noise.

I'M THE TINY MAN NOW

 

[Vazra]

Be right back. Dipping my junk in nutella

I love Nutella. Let me put some whip cream on the tip and the whole thing would be perfect.

 

[Clydefrog]

Huh, I thought it was the compressor or the condenser fan.

EDIT

I'm Dulce de leche?

Bahahaha!

 

[Jobbs]

You're both wrong.

It's the little man that lives in every fridge who turns the light on and off that's making the noise.

khghgtkhfsgjfsjrajfa

YOU FUCKING STOLE MY THING

I always say shit like "there's two men inside the xbox, one turns the disc, the other looks at it" and stuff like that

DO NOT STEAL MY SHIT BRO

 

[Xiao Hu]

You got: Fudge brownie

Ooey, gooey, and just the right amount of naughty. You’re extremely decadent and love to experience life in the lap of luxury, and you don’t care who knows. You live your life to the fullest, never holding back. And you know what? People just can’t resist that.

.

 

[AcridMeat]

This thread is moving today damn.

I went outside today.

Now listening to a playlist full of Temple of the Dog, Screaming Trees, Alice in Chains, Mad Season, Soundgarden, Faith No More, Stone Temple Pilots, Velvet Revolver, QOTSA, and more. Hnnng.

someone explain this: I messaged this one dude I really liked and after a couple of days he clicked my profile but didn't respond. now literally several weeks after that he suddenly replies.
why?!

Late to this, but it could be a number of reasons. Main thing is to not get hung up on anything like that, meet up and see if you like each other. Anything leading up to it doesn't matter.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

You got: Chocolate chip cookie dough

The best of so many worlds come together in you. You’ve got the biting wit of chocolate chip mixed together with the childlike innocence of cookie dough. You would think the two halves would be at odds with each other, but instead, their flavors — and your personality — meld perfectly. When your hard edge gives way to your softer side, that’s when people are seeing the true you.

Seems fair

 

[trab pu kcip]

.

nooo it didn't say naughty?

okay this quiz offers the ultimate representation of character. everyone take it!

 

[FUME5]

"compressor or the condenser fan" is her middle name

Man, German middle names are out of control.

Trab, stop fucking around in my fridge.

 

[Jobbs]

nooo it didn't say naughty?

okay this quiz offers the ultimate representation of character. everyone take it!

honestly, I sound like a catch.

You got: Cookies and cream

A classic, and yet a study in contrasts. You have a soft, sweet, and comforting side to you mixed together with a crunchy, hard, unapologetic undertone. You’re not afraid to keep it real, but also know how to pull back when needed and let the velvety goodness of your personality take over. It’s truly the best of both worlds, which is why so many people love to be around you.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

You got: Cookies and cream
A classic, and yet a study in contrasts. You have a soft, sweet, and comforting side to you mixed together with a crunchy, hard, unapologetic undertone. You’re not afraid to keep it real, but also know how to pull back when needed and let the velvety goodness of your personality take over. It’s truly the best of both worlds, which is why so many people love to be around you.

Very accurate for an ice cream quiz

At least as accurate as this quiz will be. I believe the responses are overly flattering, but that fits with the ice cream happy time thing

Jobbs is now my rival

 

[trab pu kcip]

Man, German middle names are out of control.

Trab, stop fucking around in my fridge.

lol
you'll never catch me, Dulce!
::hides behind frozen peas::



edit: I swear this ice cream test is the ultimate pychological truth!

 

[Vazra]

Yassss

 

[Jobbs]

cookies and cream is being devalued by everyone else getting it. I withdraw

 

[You Know Nothing]

You got: Chocolate chip cookie dough

The best of so many worlds come together in you. You’ve got the biting wit of chocolate chip mixed together with the childlike innocence of cookie dough. You would think the two halves would be at odds with each other, but instead, their flavors — and your personality — meld perfectly. When your hard edge gives way to your softer side, that’s when people are seeing the true you.

I'll take it.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Oh, shit. He's got a picture. We can't beat that!

 

[Misha]

You got: Vanilla

Boring? Hell, no — you’re a classic, a crowd-pleaser, a bastion of light in this dark and mysterious world. You might not be the most spontaneous or out of the box, but you know how to make people happy, and that makes everyone want to spend time with you. Be the vanilla. Love the vanilla. Own the vanilla.

Is this good?

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Lol, I was about to post about how we all got different results

Then you losers all fricked it

EDIT: JAKE HANDS OFF MY ICE CREAM THAT'S ME YOU GET OUTTA HERE