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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst

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marrec

Banned
It's especially hard to understand when we have Harley x Ivy

Nothing else even comes fucking close to Harley x Ivy, they're so good for each other. :-/
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
god damnit you made me choke on my coffee

And if I were there you could be choking on something else gentleman.
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Misha

Banned
Yeah, George RR Martin says one of the things he has always wanted to do is write a major epic for Marvel, but the idea of someone undoing his work has kept him from doing it.
I've always wanted to write a riddler comic and i always figured if i did i would want it to be a standalone graphic novel.
It's especially hard to understand when we have Harley x Ivy

Nothing else even comes fucking close to Harley x Ivy, they're so good for each other. :-/

I might be wrong but harley x ivy is an open relationship right? pretty sure they're both polyamorous.

though i guess what you're saying is more that in comparison its so awful
 

Xiao Hu

Member
I mean, it's just a boyfriend, they ain't married.

In any case, you're a pretty and sociable guy, you'll get another shot at it in the near future.

Contrast with me, I'm grumpy and have a messed up face. Look on the bright side!

I'm not really sad about her having a boyfriend or anything. To be honest I'm quite relieved that she already has somebody so I don't have to maintain a long distance relationship because I'm pretty sure I would suck at it.

I was recently accused of hitting on somebody (read: being nice) who is in a relationship. She was just person that I loved to have around me because her presence eased my anxiety and made my life somehow normal again. I thought we had made things clear between us, spent some hours at cafe and talked and talked. Until she freaked out two days later when I suggested to meet up as friends for some sushil, she called me disrespectful and I assume she's just paranoid. It fucking tore me apart and since then some folks are giving me the cold shoulder for no reason what so ever. It really doesn't help my depression being isolated by former 'friends', so fuck it.

I haven't had somebody for a really long time now. Despite having friends and a lot of social interaction I genuinely feel lonely nowadays. It's already complicated enough that I have a difficult taste in women and I don't hook up anymore, my sexuality adds another layer to the complexity of this matter.

Let's see if I run into the Belgian girl again....
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Holy shit, this fight at the start of the final season of True Blood.

😂

I can't believe I missed on this flaming mess.

Edit: ERRY HOOMAN NEEDS A VAMPIRE
Edit 2: I'll be in hell having a three way with the Devil. This writing.
 
Man

If there's one thing I really don't care about

It's discussions about fictional relationships

Which isn't me telling you to stop, go right ahead, whatever, I just...really don't get it

EDIT: This was in response to the Harley conversation not you Xiao >_>
 
I like how Harley kissed Batman in TAS, and Ivy is staring wide-eyed at her. Then Harley snaps back at her with "ehhhhh, what're YOU lookin' at!?" And all Ivy does is smile and go back to her plant.
Man

If there's one thing I really don't care about

It's discussions about fictional relationships

Which isn't me telling you to stop, go right ahead, whatever, I just...really don't get it

This is FakeGAF. Every relationship here is fictional until the actual meetup.
 

zeemumu

Member
thats a thing? yikes...

A lot of people see Harley and Joker as some kind of ideal relationship because of how much devotion Harley has (had) towards him, but somehow miss the part where he doesn't really give two shits about her unless it's convenient for him and loves Batman more than her-something that she's aware of and is probably one of her major reasons for hating Batman aside from him harming Joker.

Morticia and Gomez Addams have an actual ideal relationship.
 

marrec

Banned
Man

If there's one thing I really don't care about

It's discussions about fictional relationships

Which isn't me telling you to stop, go right ahead, whatever, I just...really don't get it

EDIT: This was in response to the Harley conversation not you Xiao >_>

Well, in this case it's mostly superfluous fun but for the impact these pop culture relationships can have on young, impressionable minds.

Also, if you enjoy a specific character and then watch as they are written poorly just for the sake of an ill-planned relationship, like Spike in Season 6 of Buffy.

I'm not really sad about her having a boyfriend or anything. To be honest I'm quite relieved that she already has somebody so I don't have to maintain a long distance relationship because I'm pretty sure I would suck at it.

I was recently accused of hitting on somebody (read: being nice) who is in a relationship. She was just person that I loved to have around me because her presence eased my anxiety and made my life somehow normal again. I thought we had made things clear between us, spent some hours at cafe and talked and talked. Until she freaked out two days later when I suggested to meet up as friends for some sushil, she called me disrespectful and I assume she's just paranoid. It fucking tore me apart and since then some folks are giving me the cold shoulder for no reason what so ever. It really doesn't help my depression being isolated by former 'friends', so fuck it.

I haven't had somebody for a really long time now. Despite having friends and a lot of social interaction I genuinely feel lonely nowadays. It's already complicated enough that I have a difficult taste in women and I don't hook up anymore, my sexuality adds another layer to the complexity of this matter.

Let's see if I run into the Belgian girl again....

Well I hope they get over it at some point and stop making you feel lonely.
 

Misha

Banned
Man

If there's one thing I really don't care about

It's discussions about fictional relationships

Which isn't me telling you to stop, go right ahead, whatever, I just...really don't get it

EDIT: This was in response to the Harley conversation not you Xiao >_>

you never had any sort of analysis of fictional narrative? it works the same as everything else. its about characterization, themes, influences, and future impact of the work. this is all fascinating to me
 

marrec

Banned
Considering the plethora of mediocre characters in that universe letting him kill most of them is a blessing and space for a cleaner slate

Just don't let him have the characters for too long or he'll end up ruining them like he did to Dany.

you never had any sort of analysis of fictional narrative? it works the same as everything else. its about characterization, themes, influences, and future impact of the work. this is all fascinating to me

Misha you need to play Overwatch tonight because this is the last day of the beta and we haven't played Overwatch together yet.

I'll probably be in a 4 or 5 stack so you'd make 5 or 6 pls say yes
 

marrec

Banned
So is overwatch actually good?

It's been awhile since I've played a FPS

It's the second game I've pre-ordered this generation and I only pre-ordered it after playing the Beta.

All my DOTA mates have been playing Overwatch instead, and we're all pretty serious about DOTA.

It's a damn lot of fun.
 

Misha

Banned
Misha you need to play Overwatch tonight because this is the last day of the beta and we haven't played Overwatch together yet.
sure
I'll probably be in a 4 or 5 stack so you'd make 5 or 6 pls say yes
I have no idea what that means. I'll probably be available between 7 and 10 tonight though
So is overwatch actually good?

It's been awhile since I've played a FPS
I don't know if its good, its fun though
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
So is overwatch actually good?

It's been awhile since I've played a FPS
I dont play FPS and after playing the beta I want it. Its pretty fun even if I think the map layout could be better and some character tweaks could be done.
 

FloatOn

Member
I dont play FPS and after playing the beta I want it. Its pretty fun even if I think the map layout could be better and some character tweaks could be done.

I haven't really followed it at all. My basic understanding is that it's an arena shooter with like 25+ characters that all play differently.

Is that pretty much it? Is it just a standard death match type of thing? capture the flag? Is there any single player component? bots?
 

Misha

Banned
I dont play FPS and after playing the beta I want it. Its pretty fun even if I think the map layout could be better and some character tweaks could be done.

most of the maps are horribly unbalanced and really suck imo.


still i prefer it over having perfectly straight lines that are symmetrical for both teams *cough* mobas *cough* and its nice that theres a variety of them so each work better with different characters

I haven't really followed it at all. My basic understanding is that it's an arena shooter with like 25+ characters that all play differently.

Is that pretty much it? Is it just a standard death match type of thing? capture the flag? Is there any single player component? bots?

the modes are dependent on the map and the ones i remember are essentially king of the hill, one where one team is attacking and the other is defending and you have to take two different command posts, and one where you escort a car from one end of the map to the other (have to have more people than they do around it to make it move)

there isn't singleplayer but theres cooperative vs bots with 3 different difficulty levels
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
I haven't really followed it at all. My basic understanding is that it's an arena shooter with like 25+ characters that all play differently.

Is that pretty much it? Is it just a standard death match type of thing? capture the flag? Is there any single player component? bots?

Escort -Escort is a Game Mode in which the Attacking team's objective is to move the payload to a delivery point, while the Defenders must halt the Attackers' progress until time runs out.
Assault - Assault is a Game Mode in which the Attacking and Defending teams must attempt to take or defend capture points across the map.
Hybrid - The only currently available hybrid Game Mode starts with an Assault and ends with an Escort section. These two parts behave exactly as their stand-alone Game Modes do.
Control - On Control maps, two teams fight over a series of objective areas in a best-of-three format. When a team is in control of the round’s objective area, they will make progress toward capturing it, and whichever team gets to 100% first wins the round. Each round (up to 3 total) will feature a new objective area located in a different part of the map.

You can play those modes with bots if you wish to play without people but thats it. You can still level up and get loot boxes playing like that so its not too bad I suppose.

most of the maps are horribly unbalanced and really suck imo.


still i prefer it over having perfectly straight lines that are symmetrical for both teams *cough* mobas *cough* and its nice that theres a variety of them so each work better with different characters
You actually get me and the thing about the maps is that it wouldnt take much time to rearrange a few things to actually make it decent which is what annoys me a bit.
 

Misha

Banned
You actually get me and the thing about the maps is that it wouldnt take much time to rearrange a few things to actually make it decent which is what annoys me a bit.

they feel like maps made with a level editor by some random modder instead of official maps from the developer

on one map with an escort mission, we were defending and both times i played it, it was nearly impossible to hold until we reached this one chokepoint where the attackers all have to come through the same door. Lucio + reinhardt + some tank + some sniper + someone who's sorta controlly like mei + someone with damage made it impossible for the other team to win.

also i think every character should have some sort of recovery if you can easily instadeath people with pits in some levels

It means I'll be in a group with 3 or 4 other people. If you have a group of 5 people playing a game together it can be described as a "5 stack"

oh okay. i don't really do voice btw
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
they feel like maps made with a level editor by some random modder instead of official maps from the developer

on one map with an escort mission, we were defending and both times i played it, it was nearly impossible to hold until we reached this one chokepoint where the attackers all have to come through the same door. Lucio + reinhardt + some tank + some sniper + someone who's sorta controlly like mei + someone with damage made it impossible for the other team to win.

also i think every character should have some sort of recovery if you can easily instadeath people with pits in some levels

I can create better stages in Timesplitters 2 stage editor and that game doesnt have a jump button. #JustSaying.

I do appreciate the game letting you know what your team is missing in case people want to reconsider their characters but in the end I roll with what I want to roll anyway.

In other news but related Tracer is overrated trash. #QueenWidowmakerFTW
 

AcridMeat

Banned
After skimming this thread waking up/getting ready for work.
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except the nude harley was p hot
So is overwatch actually good?

It's been awhile since I've played a FPS
Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya yaya!
It's the second game I've pre-ordered this generation and I only pre-ordered it after playing the Beta.

All my DOTA mates have been playing Overwatch instead, and we're all pretty serious about DOTA.

It's a damn lot of fun.
YEAH!
 

Misha

Banned
I can create better stages in Timesplitters 2 stage editor and that game doesnt have a jump button. #JustSaying.

I do appreciate the game letting you know what your team is missing in case people want to reconsider their characters but in the end I roll with what I want to roll anyway.

In other news but related Tracer is overrated trash. #QueenWidowmakerFTW

I like the letting you know what you're missing just for now. i feel like more in the future it will be important to figure out synergies for your team. like lucio sorta sucks with really mobile characters since they're already fast enough and don't stay within your AOEs so much. also attacking vs defending and depending on the map. theres really nothing consistent beyond "do you have a way to get healed?"

I still can't figure out either character tbh.
Lucio, D.va, Pharah, Reaper have been teh characters that most worked for me so far.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
I like the letting you know what you're missing just for now. i feel like more in the future it will be important to figure out synergies for your team. like lucio sorta sucks with really mobile characters since they're already fast enough and don't stay within your AOEs so much. also attacking vs defending and depending on the map. theres really nothing consistent beyond "do you have a way to get healed?"

I still can't figure out either character tbh.
Lucio, D.va, Pharah, Reaper have been teh characters that most worked for me so far.

Another thing is how some characters depend on having others near too often. Some of those things are mostly cause of the balancing of the game and wanting to be fair with the damage output and life bars but the thing is that most characters that are heavy damage can be usually easy to dodge around if they are in plain sight.

Also is it me or the crouch in the game is mostly worthless?
 

marrec

Banned
Before I had this position I never was a very violent man, but christ there are some customers that make me want to reach through the phone and tear their hearts out.

It doesn't help that this guy has an annoying southern accent as well. Fuccccck.
 
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