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[FloatOn]

this thread is too goth for me right now

 

[DrM]

blood's super hot. but not vagina blood. it has like uterus chunks and stuff.

Nice stuff to read while eating late dinner -.-

this thread is too goth for me right now

All we need is some goth music and we are set to go

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Who said anything about talking?

You were worried about being weird without talking? Do you stare at people with one or both hands down your pants?

 

[Granadier]

blood's super hot. but not vagina blood. it has like uterus chunks and stuff.

My mind vomited.

Girls are gross.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I don't mind the taste of blood at all.

But I'd certainly prefer it wasn't involved in anything sexual.

 

[Chuckie]

You were worried about being weird without talking? Do you stare at people with one or both hands down your pants?

That would be kinda weird

 

[DrM]

My mind vomited.

Girls are gross.

sticky lips
slurp

 

[Jobbs]

I don't mind the taste of blood at all.

But I'd certainly prefer it wasn't involved in anything sexual.

blood's super hot. but not asshole blood. it has like butt chunks and stuff.

 

[Chuckie]

blood's super hot. but not vagina blood. it has like uterus chunks and stuff.

Saves you money for breakfast though.



I grossed myself out typing that

 

[Nerdkiller]

All we need is some goth music and we are set to go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT8vwGXGEDc

 

[liliththepale]

Nice stuff to read while eating late dinner -.-

I'm eating breakfast right now.

this thread is too goth for me right now

I'm too happy and wear too many bright colors to be goth

My mind vomited.

Girls are gross.

welcome to the ugly secret we've had to keep since puberty

 

[Jobbs]

pro tip: everyone is gross.

 

[You Know Nothing]

blood's super hot. but not asshole blood. it has like butt chunks and stuff.

:: vomits profusely ::

 

[DrM]

I'm eating breakfast right now.

I need to move to more friendly timezone

 

[FloatOn]

can we please go back to talking about sex with dead people.

it would be a step up from this bleeding asshole discussion

 

[Jobbs]

can we please go back to talking about sex with dead people.

it would be a step up from this bleeding asshole discussion

edit let's not tempt fate

 

[Misha]

can we please go back to talking about sex with dead people.

it would be a step up from this bleeding asshole discussion

whynotboth.jpg

 

[DrM]

I'm planning to die later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You cannot escape the reaper. It is waiting for us all. Only question is when.

 

[FloatOn]

edit let's not tempt fate

same

is it possible for zombies to have sex with each other?

 

[DrM]

same

is it possible for zombies to have sex with each other?

You should get a job at Brazzers

 

[You Know Nothing]

same

is it possible for zombies to have sex with each other?

They have no circulation, so how would any of them get hard?

We ask the important questions in this thread.

 

[Funky Papa]

This is not how you convince Jake to get drunk and try it.

Edit: The vag, not the ass chunks, you filthy fakers.

 

[zeemumu]

same

is it possible for zombies to have sex with each other?

Peter Jackson says yes

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

it would be a step up from this bleeding asshole discussion

Do we need to discuss where babies come from?

 

[Misha]

Do we need to discuss where babies come from?

they had a jimmy neutron episode on it

 

[Jobbs]

woooh my car battery, cables, whipped cream, and goat showed up a day early. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

woooh my car battery, cables, whipped cream, and goat showed up a day early. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Let's make a deal!

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Jimmy Newtron was a weird show

 

[trab pu kcip]

periods are not gross. when you think about what they're made for it makes sense that it's not only pure refined blood. also guys are gross.

 

[You Know Nothing]

This is not how you convince Jake to get drunk and try it.

My latent potential bisexuality has buried itself and is likely to never emerge again.

woooh my car battery, cables, whipped cream, and goat showed up a day early. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You're going to shock your nipples with the battery and cables while you smother the goat in whipped cream and lick it off.

 

[Jobbs]

My latent potential bisexuality has buried itself and is likely to never emerge again.



You're going to shock your nipples with the battery and cables while you smother the goat in whipped cream and lick it off.

fuckin' weirdo. no. no. just no.

the goat is for fresh blood durrr

periods are not gross. when you think about what they're made for it makes sense that it's not only pure refined blood. also guys are gross.

I'm actually not very squeamish about women's bodily functions anymore. I don't care. When I was in my early 20s I passed on a girl I was on the verge of asking out because she farted

 

[zeemumu]

periods are not gross. when you think about what they're made for it makes sense that it's not only pure refined blood. also guys are gross.

They're your body saying that the potential baby product is going bad and they need to throw it out to make room for the next shipment.

You all cringe whenever I link that roach GIF but you better pray that I never post a GIF from Dead Alive that isn't the lawnmower scene.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

You were worried about being weird without talking? Do you stare at people with one or both hands down your pants?

Hey I never said I was nervous for a reasonable reason

 

[trab pu kcip]

Hey I never said I was nervous for a reasonable reason

think like this: she also poops, has hiccups & uterus chunks in her period. maybe all at the same time. she's a human flesh prison with a brain and thoughts inside, just like you! still nervous?


okay this time I was going for it, enjoy your meals my squeamish gentlemen.

 

[Jobbs]

Hey I never said I was nervous for a reasonable reason

think like this: she also poops, has hiccups & uterus chunks in her period. maybe all at the same time. she's a human flesh prison with a brain and thoughts inside, just like you! still nervous?


okay this time I was going for it, enjoy your meals my squeamish gentlemen.

also sometimes when you fuck you get farting noises

oh and sometimes girls puke down your shirt (if my experience is any indication) so add puke to the list

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

think like this: she also poops, has hiccups & uterus chunks in her period. maybe all at the same time. she's a human flesh prison with a brain and thoughts inside, just like you! still nervous?


okay this time I was going for it, enjoy your meals my squeamish gentlemen.

I, fortunately, just ate. And also don't particularly care.

But no, the problem's more that I think I'm too much of a weirdboy and that I'll just accidentally be weird

Basically, low self-esteem ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

Not even in a disliking myself way, just in a I assume everyone else will think I'm weird way >_>

 

[Chuckie]

okay this time I was going for it, enjoy your meals my squeamish gentlemen.

I'm having noodles with cunks of pork while reading this. Still tastes great!

 

[DrM]

I'm having noodles with cunks of pork while reading this. Still tastes great!

You should get some ketchup on for more pristine experience

 

[SolVanderlyn]

The human body is gross in general. It's like a disgusting machine.

 

[Chuckie]

You should get some ketchup on for more pristine experience

It has a nice brownish sauce. That'll have to do.

 

[Misha]

The human body is gross in general. It's like a disgusting machine.

speak for yourself

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm having noodles with cunks of pork while reading this. Still tastes great!

Are you sure those chunks of pork aren't actually chunks of placenta?

:: watches The Katering Show Yummy Mummy episode ::

 

[Granadier]

pro tip: everyone is gross.

:: vomits profusely ::

.

 

[trab pu kcip]

y'all know what makes me vomit? all the fuckb0ys on okcupid. there's nobody... normal there.

 

[Chuckie]

Are you sure those chunks of pork aren't actually chunks of placenta?

It is pork, by that doesn't mean there couldn't be some pork placenta in the mix.

 

[Misha]

y'all know what makes me vomit? all the fuckb0ys on okcupid. there's nobody... normal there.

thats why i switched it to only "looking for women" smaller pool but a bit of a step up (even if still not quite ideal)

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

y'all know what makes me vomit? all the fuckb0ys on okcupid. there's nobody... normal there.

I mean

Define normal

Because I find normal people quite often are super boring and like bland garbage

 

[Halcyon]

Are you sure those chunks of pork aren't actually chunks of placenta?

I have placenta wrapped in a brown paper bag in my freezer.


That is something a normal guy would have.

 

[Granadier]

y'all know what makes me vomit? all the fuckb0ys on okcupid. there's nobody... normal there.

:: Vomits profusely ::

I have placenta wrapped in a brown paper bag in my freezer.


That is something a normal guy would have.

Future graduation gift for the baby?

 

[DrM]

y'all know what makes me vomit? all the fuckb0ys on okcupid. there's nobody... normal there.

Klaus, Jürgen und Severin in lederhosen