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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst

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Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
My handful of guys have been extremely positive and wanted to repeat it but only one of the 5 guys Ive been with only two got me to do things more than once with the latest guy being the second guy to get a sequel on terms of action

We'll see what happens with this guy since
he has only given me a bj and the second encounter he went straight horseback riding.

As for BJ tips go slowly down and see how far you can take it and then when you start gaining speed try going lower. After a while of giving head is a bit easier to go lower IMO.


Edging a guy is great.
When you see the waterfall <3

EDIT: Learn from Auntie Angel and take notes (NSFW)
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
I've recently discovered that I have a super big kink of watching guys get progressively harder. Like, I love seeing the whole process.

Porn is great.

Edging guys hardons is super fun too, like play with it a little so it starts getting up, but then intentionally play with something that doesn't really work fior them, like digging my nail in under the head or giving them a too slow kinda dry HJ. It really only works if you have fucked them a few times and know what works for them, but frustrating guys sexually is so great, especially once you finally let them keep it up and get it in somewhere and they go nuts.
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
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Keira stawp
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Hey guys I'm back-

holy fucking shit
 

Jobbs

Banned
Edging guys hardons is super fun too, like play with it a little so it starts getting up, but then intentionally play with something that doesn't really work fior them, like digging my nail in under the head or giving them a too slow kinda dry HJ. It really only works if you have fucked them a few times and know what works for them, but frustrating guys sexually is so great, especially once you finally let them keep it up and get it in somewhere and they go nuts.

Anything else? This is good stuff
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
me entering this thread rn

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SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
More like I was greeted with dick stories everywhere
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
Edging guys hardons is super fun too, like play with it a little so it starts getting up, but then intentionally play with something that doesn't really work fior them, like digging my nail in under the head or giving them a too slow kinda dry HJ. It really only works if you have fucked them a few times and know what works for them, but frustrating guys sexually is so great, especially once you finally let them keep it up and get it in somewhere and they go nuts.

Nope nope nope. I would be out in a heartbeat.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
The guy I've been with these last 2 days just texted me he needs to talk with me tomorrow. I have a bad feeling about this.
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T

Transhuman

Unconfirmed Member
I held a girl's hand once. But her parents didn't want her dating so we broke up. I thought 14 year old girls were supposed to be rebellious.
 

FUME5

Member
ITT: Blowjob tips.
I also like pressing down on the dickhole when they are about to cum because it usually stops it and gets them super frustrated. I like my guys to be completely falling apart for me. No sense of "having" me or whatever, you're mine to use as I please.


For real though, I am VERY demanding sexually, guys have always either loved it or fucking hated it. Or were all about it at first and then realized it wasn;t gonna calm down and I was never gonna be the type to lay there and take it or have quickies.



This thread is about giving blowies, not video games.

I figured most guys would get chewed up and spat out (myself included).
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
a lot of teasing can lead to a particularly strong orgasm, though.

I don't disagree, just the nail bit would send me packing.
Not that it matters because everyone's sexual preferences are different.
 

Jobbs

Banned
I'm having terrible luck with computer mice. They keep breaking. I like the logitech G100s but my second one is flaking out now. The LMB is fucked up and will often either register no clicks or two clicks when I just click once.

Can anyone recommend something in the $50 or less range?

I figured most guys would het chewed up and spat out (myself included).

I don't allow this.

Just kidding, I allow it but am secretly disappointed

everyone still hate me?

I don't hate you
 

Lucian Cat

Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
There was an ingrown hair on my bicep that I put antibiotic and a bandage on yesterday. Today I go to remove the bandage and it takes some of my skin with it. What the hell?

edit: I've been on a dry spell since February. At the moment I'm just living vicariously through faker adventures.



I did. They said it's small pox.
That's normal.
Source: I'm a nurse
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
I'm having terrible luck with computer mice. They keep breaking. I like the logitech G100s but my second one is flaking out now. The LMB is fucked up and will often either register no clicks or two clicks when I just click once.

Can anyone recommend something in the $50 or less range?

Nope :/ Can you spend $77?

That's normal.
Source: I'm a nurse

The skin removal or the small pox?

I don't allow this.

Just kidding, I allow it but am secretly disappointed

Was with a girl once that didn't anticipate the...amount and ended up half-choking then coughing it onto my stomach. It was hilarious, and she handled it well.
 
Edging guys hardons is super fun too, like play with it a little so it starts getting up, but then intentionally play with something that doesn't really work fior them, like digging my nail in under the head or giving them a too slow kinda dry HJ. It really only works if you have fucked them a few times and know what works for them, but frustrating guys sexually is so great, especially once you finally let them keep it up and get it in somewhere and they go nuts.

Fuck I'm here for all of this
 
I don't play games in sex except the how long can I go without giggling game. I start talking about something mundane like what I did today and then I try to keep going uninterrupted. It inevitably results in giggle fits.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
Lol I called the guy to check what was so important that he wanted to meet up and told me it wasnt bad and not to worry. I think he is gonna ask some dumb shit tomorrow which will make me feel shit when I say no if that's what I think it is. ugh
 

FUME5

Member
I don't play games in sex except the how long can I go without giggling game. I start talking about something mundane like what I did today and then I try to keep going uninterrupted. It inevitably results in giggle fits.

Hahaha.

I don't play games full stop. I'm a prideful man so I don't beg (or respond well to that shit) and I don't fuck anyone I don't really like so I'm not going to make them beg either.

If they want it they can get it, simple as that.
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
Thread got me kinda in a way, had to take care of some business, lol.

I just really making guys crave it. Especially considering most guys act all "you can't handle this fat cock". No motherfuxker, I've pushed a baby pit through there, you can't handle this. I want them to know it, I want to make them desperate for it. Breaking guys bis the biggest turn on.
 
Thread got me kinda in a way, had to take care of some business, lol.

I just really making guys crave it. Especially considering most guys act all "you can't handle this fat cock". No motherfuxker, I've pushed a baby pit through there, you can't handle this. I want them to know it, I want to make them desperate for it. Breaking guys bis the biggest turn on.

u are doing god's work
 

FUME5

Member

Vaz, even though I'm willing to bet you'd be far more proficient at giving head than any girl I've been with, still not going to happen because

He forgot to add the proviso: And has a vagina.

Thread got me kinda in a way, had to take care of some business, lol.

I just really making guys crave it. Especially considering most guys act all "you can't handle this fat cock". No motherfuxker, I've pushed a baby pit through there, you can't handle this. I want them to know it, I want to make them desperate for it. Breaking guys bis the biggest turn on.

Curious, if you were to have sex with a woman, would you treat them the same?
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
SystemBug, if you went to a bar or hopped on Tinder/OKC/Bumble you would probably have no trouble finding a vagina.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
a vagina is like a lack of an organ. so technically speaking having a penis is a higher standard.

Its not lack of an organ. A vagina is an organ that works differently than the penis but still an organ. Do not devalue of the vagina and more when you came out of one. If anything more value for that.
 

SystemBug

Member
Its not lack of an organ. A vagina is an organ that works differently than the penis but still an organ. Do not devalue of the vagina and more when you came out of one. If anything more value for that.

I mean in the context of how the embryo is formed. The vagina comes first.
 
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