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[Jobbs]

I really loved the first two Bioshock games. They just completely ruined it with shitshock infinshit. They took Bioshock and drained it of all suspense, intrigue, mystique, character, and fun. I wish someone would make a legit Bioshock 3.

I can't spoil because because after ME2 I quit the series, it was too shit.

ME1 had it's flaws and I thought "they'll fix them and the sequel will be even better". And then ME2 was only slightly more of an RPG than GoW2.

I've alway sbeen a bit half hot on ME, tbh, but they were worth playing because they were impressive and novel for their time. I don't think they've aged well though.

 

[Pau]

That game disappointed me so much :/


I dont remember any zombie looking guys in red dead

Me neither but it was in a desert and I skipped pretty much every cutscene after the first few hours so I could have missed something! And there was a zombie expansion?

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I'm going to get banned if I hang out in that #niceguy thread any longer.

Yeah.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.

That thread went south fast.

 

[Misha]

I really loved the first two Bioshock games. They just completely ruined it with shitshock infinshit. They took Bioshock and drained it of all suspense, intrigue, mystique, character, and fun. I wish someone would make a legit Bioshock 3.

It was cool for being different to an extent. But then they didn't even pull off it being different right
Dishonored fills a similar niche to what bioshock infinite was trying to do now and that's a better game (though less crappy action and with the addition of stealth)

Me neither but it was in a desert and I skipped pretty much every cutscene after the first few hours so I could have missed something! And there was a zombie expansion?

You know that's a very good point.

 

[Transhuman]

I really loved the first two Bioshock games. They just completely ruined it with shitshock infinshit. They took Bioshock and drained it of all suspense, intrigue, mystique, character, and fun. I wish someone would make a legit Bioshock 3.

So I shouldn't finish Infinite? I stopped playing because I wanted to beat it in one play through and kept getting hammered at an early point in the game.

And I beat BioShock 1&2 on Brass Balls difficulty too.

I didn't finish Fallout 4 either... And I still haven't started Episode 2 of Life is Strange

those damned kids today.

My new band name.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Infinite would be better if it was the beginning, the end and the DLC as an experience. The best part of Infinite was the DLC.

Dishonored is awesome.

 

[Jobbs]

It was cool for being different to an extent. But then they didn't even pull off it being different right
Dishonored fills a similar niche to what bioshock was trying to do now and that's a better game (though less crappy action and with the addition of stealth)

Yooo I just hated it. Bioshock was so wholly conceived. It had such a firm grasp of what it was, and it all made sense -- THere was an internal logic. The Big Daddies (and I'm sorry, highly scripted encounters with handymen are NO SUBSTITUTE for the roaming big daddies!) were awesome, the little sisters were awesome, choosing what to do with them was awesome (harvest or save), it was just a really tight experience.

BS2 felt like a logicla evolution and the addition of Big SIsters was fantastic. They nailed it.

Bioshock Infinite was just a big hot colorful mess. It was a series of lights and colors for what seemed like a million hours until I was finally, mercifully, given an ending.

So I shouldn't finish Infinite? I stopped playing because I wanted to beat it in one play through and kept getting hammered at an early point in the game.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

My new band name.

My rock group is called Four Dead Cyclists while my prog metal band is called Strange Aeons.

 

[Granadier]

Either my upstairs neighbors have a useless noise making device, or they are having the most boring sex imaginable.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Either my upstairs neighbors have a useless noise making device, or they are having the most boring sex imaginable.

Getting déjà vu from this comment.

 

[Jobbs]

Either my upstairs neighbors have a useless noise making device, or they are having the most boring sex imaginable.

salt

boring sex > no sex

Spoiler

I had no sex

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

To drunk vid or not

 

[Numb]

To drunk vid or not

do it

 

[Granadier]

Maybe they just bang at all hours of the day on every surface in their apartment. Boringly.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

do it

Ur right
There's something. I need to talk about

 

[Transhuman]

salt

boring sex > no sex

Spoiler

I had no sex

 

[You Know Nothing]

To drunk vid or not

Don't do it.

 

[Numb]

Don't do it.

hush

 

[Clydefrog]

To drunk vid or not

Spoiler

*ring ring ring*

 

[You Know Nothing]

Let's appreciate that I did the original FakeGAF drunk videos and Em is now emulating me. My impact, my iconography.

 

[Jobbs]

Let's appreciate that I did the original FakeGAF drunk videos and Em is now emulating me. My impact, my iconography.

Your iconography? Really?

I just used that word the other day - And I was very gratified because I try to space out my favorite words -- I do think you just stole my word.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Your iconography? Really?

I just used that word the other day - And I was very gratified because I try to space out my favorite words -- I do think you just stole my word.

Child please.

I didn't even read that post. If I'm not involved in the conversation, I just glance through. Such is my solipsism.

 

[Jobbs]

This is still my sexuality

I am hawny

Child please.

I didn't even read that post. If I'm not involved in the conversation, I just glance through. Such is my solipsism.

You're not spacing yours out enough

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Let's appreciate that I did the original FakeGAF drunk videos and Em is now emulating me. My impact, my iconography.

too bad no one remembers it

meanwhile i remain a legend

 

[Silphonica]

too bad no one remembers it

meanwhile i remain a legend

to me you are equal

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

"They don't kill in cold blood its not their style"

Does this guy even know drake

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Jobbs what hand did you play in this photo

 

[Transhuman]

This is still my sexuality

Who that is

 

[FUME5]

Duelyst is good.

 

[Jobbs]

Who that is

warpaint

Jobbs what hand did you play in this photo

shaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzz bsskskkk

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

help me out

 

[Silphonica]

help me out

The average man becomes a hero.

 

[Numb]

help me out

your voice is too soothing read books to me
lol Kirby part was random

 

[Clydefrog]

helps pls https://www.twitch.tv/clivefrog/v/67700973

 

[zeemumu]

help me out

Mario has had pretty much every job at this point (doctor, referee, etc.)


Kirby is a dream warrior with another dimension for a stomach and is by far the most powerful character Nintendo has created. He's also a kid, pretty much, unlike Meta Knight who is of the same race.

 

[FUME5]

helps pls https://www.twitch.tv/clivefrog/v/67700973

This sucks

 

[Jobbs]

not feeeeeeling good. can't sleep!

pray for me! 👐 👐 👐

 

[fengshuifever]

So I shouldn't finish Infinite? I stopped playing because I wanted to beat it in one play through and kept getting hammered at an early point in the game.

And I beat BioShock 1&2 on Brass Balls difficulty too.

I didn't finish Fallout 4 either... And I still haven't started Episode 2 of Life is Strange



My new band name.

You should totally finish Infinite just so we can hear your impressions on the batshit insane ending.

I don't mean batshit insane in a good way

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I enjoyed Bioshock Infinite :c

 

[Jobbs]

I enjoyed Bioshock Infinite :c

no you didn't

and i've been listening to tiny moving parts lately after you brought htem to mind

 

[SolVanderlyn]

The gag-oriented, pun ridden simplicity of Dragon Ball crushes my child self who loved it for something it never was

Spoiler

But I still watch it and enjoy it

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

your voice is too soothing read books to me
lol Kirby part was random

https://youtu.be/zhGLJuSxBf4

 

[Numb]

https://youtu.be/zhGLJuSxBf4

YES!
Excellent choice of reading material.
Laughing is contagious for real

Can confirm swift headbutt part

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

no you didn't

and i've been listening to tiny moving parts lately after you brought htem to mind

I very much did

And TMP are great, the new album is fucking incredible

Speaking of, hey look at the stuff that turned up yesterday

The gag-oriented, pun ridden simplicity of Dragon Ball crushes my child self who loved it for something it never was

Spoiler

But I still watch it and enjoy it

It gets way better after the first arc

 

[Jobbs]

Speaking of, hey look at the stuff that turned up yesterday

lol the TMP shirt is funny =)

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

lol the TMP shirt is funny =)

I put in a preorder for the new Hotelier album last night (too late for the best colours unfortunately :c), and the tshirt you get with the bundle made me laugh

Linking because the album art has old naked people and is therefore quite NSFW

 

[DrM]

Hike successfully completed. 4 hours, 14 kilometers, 1200 m of height difference and one hell of a view from the top

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Let's appreciate that I did the original FakeGAF drunk videos and Em is now emulating me. My impact, my iconography.

Link it

Y'all a hot mess

 

[FUME5]

Hike successfully completed. 4 hours, 14 kilometers, 1200 m of height difference and one hell of a view from the top

That is a fucking awesome view.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Bob Ross ain't no joke, son.

I've been suffering though insomnia lately and early this morning, so I watched an episode of Bob Ross and half an hour later I go into full REM sleep.

2-3 months of anew awful cycle of insomnia > crashing at 6 PM > asleep until 2-3 AM > on the computer until 4-5 AM > sleeplessness until I get out of bed etc and some variation of this brutally rendering soul from my body kinda cycle until this morning

Someone please make Bob Ross a patron saint of insomniacs every where on the internet.

I knew my love for Bob Ross was justified.