I don't know what the fuck you're talking about and I"ll thank you to stop making me feel stupid
now if you'll excuse me, I'm out of food and must improvise
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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst
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I don't know what the fuck you're talking about and I"ll thank you to stop making me feel stupid
now if you'll excuse me, I'm out of food and must improvise
I think the reward in Beauty and the Beast is less that he's handsome and more that he doesn't die/remain a beast forever and Belle can finally escape those assholes in her village who keep pestering her about why she likes to read. It's sort of mimicking the story that they give at the beginning of the movie where Beast (or Adam) turns down an old woman and then she turns out to be a hot goddess. Belle was going to care about him regardless of whether or not he had turned hot in the end. The real reward was books. Lots and lots of books.
Eric is interesting to Ariel because he's different (and hot, but mostly the first part) and she's willing to take her human fetish so far that she nearly dooms her entire kingdom after selling her soul to a sea witch for the D, and it takes Eric ramming a boat into Ursula to fix things, so Ariel comes out of it learning absolutely nothing and continues to learn absolutely nothing as far as the sequel was concerned. What, Ariel...you couldn't tell your daughter about the sea witch wanting to kill her and that's why she's not allowed in the ocean? You had to build A WALL?! It's not like people don't know mer-people exist. They were at your damn wedding.
friskykillface
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the universe is in spreadsheets
the masters of Excel will erase history one by one
what am I doing
the masters of Excel will erase history one by one
what am I doing
CrudeDiatribe
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My dad and I were shopping for mom one Christmas and a little kid, with no parent in sight ran up to my dad who is a dead ringer for Santa Claus: "Mister mister, what's your name? Mister mister I've been really good. Mister mister what's your name?"
The twist was that your father was actually President Snow and immediately had the child tossed into a death arena.
I watched Frozen on TV a couple years ago. I didn't hate it.
I don't really dig musicals aside from Nightmare Before Christmas.
And isn't 'Beauty and the Beast' like Stockholm Syndrome the Movie?
It's been a looooong time since I've seen any of these movies but I remember certain things very fondly. The cave of wonders in Aladdin, The 7 Dwarfs mining in Snow White, Simba eating bugs, that frog(was he a frog?) in Pinocchio, the general haunted vibe in Beauty and the Beast.
I don't really dig musicals aside from Nightmare Before Christmas.
And isn't 'Beauty and the Beast' like Stockholm Syndrome the Movie?
It's been a looooong time since I've seen any of these movies but I remember certain things very fondly. The cave of wonders in Aladdin, The 7 Dwarfs mining in Snow White, Simba eating bugs, that frog(was he a frog?) in Pinocchio, the general haunted vibe in Beauty and the Beast.
friskykillface
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Lion King is GOAT
You Know Nothing
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We were actually friends on Steam a long time ago,
but like 6 years ago, my Steam account got hacked, eventually got it back, but they deleted all my Steam friends.
Though they did buy stuff with their personal credit card on my steam account,
so I got some free stuff out of it. :|
I don't know how it holds up but i remember liking lion king 2 when i was little. iirc kiara was the driving force of that movie so that might be another to fit in the positive female lead group
A little, but I like Belle more than the others so I'll defend that movie.
Frog? You mean Jiminy Cricket?
I typically remember the villains for their kickass songs and overdramatic deaths. Hellfire is the ultimate song of thirst.
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Lion King 2 was Romeo and Juliet with animals. I like to joke about Simba getting pissed that his daughter wanted to marry a black guy.
I'm not watching it since I'm at work but did you somehow purposely put JPOP in the url?
You Know Nothing
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What about a badass western musical?
(Have never cared for westerns either. I was inundated with John Wayne westerns as a child, and I still resent the entire genre for it.)
Ceallach
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My daughters primary interests are MLP, Steven Universe, and Dragon Ball. Dragon Ball Super in particular has been great as the fansubs have had her increasing her reading skills to be able to keep up with the show
I feel my simpsons references aren't really being computed today
one of my nieces is so into MLP that I know a lot of the characters and bought her a bunch of MLP toys for her birthday
I think it's awesome that she's into SU. I think that's a respectable show + my friend who did some of the music in my game was also a studio musician for some SU songs, playing drums. For instance, he played drums on "Like a Comet"
Chuckie
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Kiki is wonderful. Saw that for the first time a couple of weeks ago.
I've only seen Lion King, Wicked, and Phantom of the Opera live. Out of the 3 I think I liked the 3rd the most if you remove the nostalgia bonus from Lion King.
I did read the plot synopsis to American Idiot, though. I like their versions of Boulevard of Broken Dreams and 21 Guns even if they do depress the hell out of me.
Hakuna matata gets a pass since i knew the actual language and was freaky and exciting out of nowhere
Plus Timon and Pumbaa are the greatest
Looking at my blu ray collection on my shelf, apparently I like depressing movies.
And Fury Road.
Oh right. The cricket.
Isn't that the song from the creepy fucker in the Hunchback of Notre Dame?
I remember Chernabog.
I don't think he had an overdramatic death though. Just hides from the light like a punk.
And Fury Road.
Oh right. The cricket.
Isn't that the song from the creepy fucker in the Hunchback of Notre Dame?
I remember Chernabog.
I don't think he had an overdramatic death though. Just hides from the light like a punk.
You Know Nothing
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It tastes like burning!
Oh right. The cricket.
Isn't that the song from the creepy fucker in the Hunchback of Notre Dame?
I remember Chernabog.
Yeah, it's Frollo singing about how much he wants to bang Esmeralda, and that if she won't sleep with him he'll burn her alive.
RobotNinjaHornets
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Aside from The Blues Brothers and maybe 1 or 2 others, musicals are garbo
What is this
I remember seeing Beauty & The Beast as a young child and having a crush on Belle. I also remember thinking "man.. I hope I can be handsome like that prince guy".
I'm not going to pretend for a second that things are equal and that how people treat women and men are equal, I won't pretend that for a hot minnesota minute, but my point is that the classic Disney movies are mostly terrible in terms of message
anyway...goodmorning
Nerdkiller
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Why is everyone so wrong about this?
Musicals are objectively the best way to consume a story!
Those shows are all alright, but why would I go out of my way to watch them?
no wild or timberwolves?
or is the karma point that those are bad things happening to Minnesota? (I can't think of the vikings without thinking of scandal and incompetence)
RobotNinjaHornets
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Because spontaneous singing and dancing always just looks super dumb
Unless it's done in the Blues Brothers
Doesn't help that I just straight up despise dancing
And Seinfeld and The Simpsons up to series 8ish are top-tier comedy dood
Animated musicals are tolerable.
Fuck live acted musicals.
Same.
No Country is good though. It's kind of the anti western.
I do remember the thread arguing whether he was a more evil villain than Man(I think the movie was Bambi).
Fuck live acted musicals.
Same.
No Country is good though. It's kind of the anti western.
Yeah, it's Frollo singing about how much he wants to bang Esmeralda, and that if she won't sleep with him he'll burn her alive.
I do remember the thread arguing whether he was a more evil villain than Man(I think the movie was Bambi).
Eh, in watching either one I've never felt the need to seek out more episodes from them. They're alright.
Just missing the monocle, top hat, pipe combo
I like it when they are relaxed and not moving on about the place like crazy
Slow tempo helps
There's a few iterations, but this is just the most generic one. I guess Bob Dylan would belong on there too, but Jobbs would probably get offended by that.
Just imagine them while I hold my lapel and harrumph in polite disgust.
Chuckie
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If by 'smartest' you mean most delusional...then yeah.
GOT EM
*harrumph*
I feel so uncultured being harrumphed at like that
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