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[Josh with a J]

So Em, if we aren't going to fly around and blow stuff up....can you take me inside Area 51 to meet the aliens?

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Hmm

Apparently Squier '50s Classic Vibe Telecasters are crazy good for how much they cost

I've been wanting a Tele

Might buy one

 

[Kevyt]

I have two cats and they're both mean and only come to me when they're hungry. They'll scratch and attack me for no apparent reason. There's animal abuse, and then there's human abuse. >.>

 

[You Know Nothing]

Holy shit

Talk about sudden

The military industrial complex is always in need of more people to fuel American imperialism. #hippie

 

[Turin]

Hipster replaced emo as a disparaging term.

Now everyone just calls anything they don't like hipster instead of emo.

I'm not sure which I hate more.

Probably emo because there's a shaming element to it.

Iron Bull: You know one thing I miss about Par Vollen? Bananas.
Iron Bull: They're bigger. Less squishy. And bendier.
Blackwall: You're talking about the fruit, right?
Blackwall: Please, tell me you're talking about the fruit.

That moment when Iron Bull is hopefully talking about actual bananas.

The back and forth in Inquisition is classic.

Can't go back to Pandora after Spotify.


The footage for the new Legend of Zelda looks great. I can't wait to unlock fast travel because that world map is Skyrim levels of large.

Word. Spotify is the shit.

I look forward to seeing how they'll integrate all of the classic characters into the new Zelda.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Dorian: I overheard you at the tavern, Blackwall, asking about the Inquisitor and I.
Blackwall: I was unsure I'd heard correctly.
Dorian: You have a question? Are your whiskers quivering with curiosity?
Blackwall: I would not pry into the Inquisitor's business.
Dorian: Are you certain? I can draw diagrams.
Blackwall: No. Thank you.

Got this one a while ago. The GOAT so far tbh.

 

[Turin]

Just about to get Dorian. I'm guessing my final party will be him, Blackwall and Varric.

Cole sounds interesting though from what I've read.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I also noticed "You've made a huge mistake" was a dialogue option at one point.

I'm just going to assume it's a deliberate Arrested Development reference.

 

[Turin]

I love Christopher Lee.

 

[Clydefrog]

Em has cold feet?

I feel weird calling her Em.

DRAGONZ

 

[Josh with a J]

I just shaved my face completely and I feel like a naked mole rat thing from that one show. God damn presentations forcing me to look all presentable.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

I havent seen part of my face since I last shaved like 2 years ago.

#downwithshaving

 

[Clydefrog]

I've just pulling random beard hairs since like October.

 

[Turin]

Beard shaving requirements. Such oppression. ;__;

 

[The_Poet]

I'm offended by all this beard glorification.

I might make a clickbait style thread about my feelings

 

[Turin]

Go for it. Could be entertaining.

 

[Chuckie]

I can't grow a beard Shit don't connect... patchy as fuck.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Mine took like a full year before it connected the mustache and goatee area.

Now it all grows properly tho.

 

[Funky Papa]

Pls nobody try to emulate Dan Bilzerian's. The world needs less douches, not more.

thx

 

[Chuckie]

Pls nobody try to emulate Dan Bilzerian's. The world needs less douches, no more.

thx

Damn... I just kicked a girl in the face about 10 minutes ago

 

[Funky Papa]

Damn you, Tence.

 

[Turin]

....was going to google who that is but I think I'll pass.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I'm not sure which I hate more.

Probably emo because there's a shaming element to it.

Also it's a perfectly valid descriptor for a really good genre

 

[Chuckie]

Damn you, Tence.

Well to be fair... I might have had a really good reason to do it.

 

[Turin]

Also it's a perfectly valid descriptor for a really good genre

Stupidity has killed a once harmless word.

 

[You Know Nothing]

#upwithbeards
#downwithshaving
#stopbeardshaming2014

Pls nobody try to emulate Dan Bilzerian's. The world needs less douches, not more.

thx

I dunno, man. Arrested for attempting to make explosives and assaulting a woman at a nightclub. Sounds like a role model to me.

 

[Kater]

My attempt at growing a beard always ends up looking like I have dirt on my face. 😪

I could grow sideburns but they are really not my thing. Doesn't fit my hairstyle.

Edit:

Never talk about your sex life on GAF, you only get ridiculed and misunderstood by the other people on here. Frustrating. -.-

 

[You Know Nothing]

BØRNS - Past Lives

#chune

The whole EP is so good.

Edit:

Never talk about your sex life on GAF, you only get ridiculed and misunderstood by the other people on here. Frustrating. -.-

All the advice offered in sex/dating advice threads in OT taught me not to listen to GAF at all regarding relationships.

 

[Kater]

All the advice offered in sex/dating advice threads in OT taught me not to listen to GAF at all regarding relationships.

I mean just sex, not even relationships. Some people make a joke out of you for telling your anecdotes about your sexual experiences to them and others. Makes me feel like I'm in groundschool again where the mention of "sex" and other "adult" stuff gets you reactions like "Ewww" and "Haha".

 

[You Know Nothing]

I mean just sex, not even relationships. Some people make a joke out of you for telling your anecdotes about your sexual experiences to them and others. Makes me feel like I'm in groundschool again where the mention of "sex" and other "adult" stuff gets you reactions like "Ewww" and "Haha".

To be fair, I'm 99% certain that at least 75% of GAF is 13.

That would explain it.

 

[Turin]

Or psychologically 13.

 

[Kater]

To be fair, I'm 99% certain that at least 75% of GAF is 13.

That would explain it.

That's a lot of teenagers then. I wonder how they got their own Email adress. I only had a hotmail adress when I was that age.

Or psychologically 13.

Maybe, yeah. But I'm no psychiatrist, so I can't really say anything. 😄

 

[Turin]

I'm not either. I just like to take a guess.

It'll probably what I look into for college though......... whenever I get around to that.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

 

[You Know Nothing]

Whoa, blast from the past innit.

 

[Turin]

Ninja!

 

[Kater]

I'm not either. I just like to take a guess.

It'll probably what I look into for college though......... whenever I get around to that.

It's definitely an interesting field. As someone who was in a psychiatry a few times (as a patient) I read up on many different therapy methods and talked with the staff there of what they do in their work.

There was even a time when I thought about working in the mental health field as a social worker. I can't do that though, it's just too much pressure, the responsibilty for the people that you work with would probably burn me out quite fast.

Edit:

Hi, Ninja.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Shit my ninja monopoly's being challenged again

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Hi guys, long time no see! Lisa reminded me that I've been neglecting you peeps. Plus, BritGAF has been getting wierd recently, it occurred to me that this is a cool place to hang and chat shit, and there are some cool cats that I haven't spoken to in ages.

Hope everyone is good! Any big news from you guys? I'll be taking my usual seat, hope someone has kept it warm for me, thanks.

 

[Josh with a J]

You aren't taking my seat bishh

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Hi guys, long time no see! Lisa reminded me that I've been neglecting you peeps. Plus, BritGAF has been getting wierd recently, it occurred to me that this is a cool place to hang and chat shit, and there are some cool cats that I haven't spoken to in ages.

Hope everyone is good! Any big news from you guys? I'll be taking my usual seat, hope someone has kept it warm for me, thanks.

I am married and have kids

Spoiler

This is a joke I'm actually now a wrestling fan oh god what is my life

 

[You Know Nothing]

Just stuff and things. General buffoonery which I can sanction. You know the usual.

Gonna finally start watching Orphan Black season 2 now. Counting down to the bae's appearance.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

“jump street merging with mib i think that’s clean and rad and powerful.”

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Josh with a J]

What's a orphan black

 

[Josh with a J]

I can't wait to see all the cool aliens inside Area 51 when Dragonz takes me there. Are you going to come Jake?

 

[You Know Nothing]

What's a orphan black

A really good sci-fi-ish TV show that you should watch.

I can't wait to see all the cool aliens inside Area 51 when Dragonz takes me there. Are you going to come Jake?

Too afraid of a surprise anal probe.

Yes, the joke wrote itself.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I am married and have kids

Spoiler

This is a joke I'm actually now a wrestling fan oh god what is my life

Ultimate Warrior, yeah!

Just stuff and things. General buffoonery which I can sanction. You know the usual.

Gonna finally start watching Orphan Black season 2 now. Counting down to the bae's appearance.

Good good Jakey, I look forward to chatting shit bro!

Also, you might dig this jam, gets me funkin':

Shamir - On The Regular

 

[Josh with a J]

SURPRISE PROBE JAKE

 

[You Know Nothing]

Good good Jakey, I look forward to chatting shit bro!

Also, you might dig this jam, gets me funkin':

Shamir - On The Regular

Primo chune.

SURPRISE PROBE JAKE

Stop, my penis can only get so hard.

 

[Turin]

Josh, EXPLODE JAKE'S PENIS